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sotris99 Experienced

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Για μένα το πρώτο ήταν γ@μ@το.

 

>Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for Revolutions. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

 

Καλά η Aaliyah δεν είχε σκοτωθεί σε αεροπορικό ατύχημα;... :roll:

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Τραγικός ο τύπος που το έγραψε, κάπου λέει πως το Matrix το είδαν άτομα με IQ 91, δηλαδή 15 -λέει- λιγότερο απο το μέσο όρο. Το δικό του όμως πόσο είναι ?

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σατιρα ειναι... απλα για να τους κανει 50, έβαλε καμποσες κρυάδες.

 

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And what about the little girl in the film, supposedly the first love child merging man and machine? Does this not imply a thankfully-unseen man and sentinel sex scene, with a nude man, shall we say, "interfacing" with its so-called "female data port" using his "boner?"

 

Reloaded Ridiculousness

Several times in the sequel Neo is seen flying at almost supersonic speeds. NASA experiments prove that such a velocity would tear a man's genitals off.

 

27. I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.

I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character?

 

 

43. There's a bug in the logic program!

Cypher, prior to his surprise return at the end of the second film, sells his friends out for a steak dinner. This makes sense, because, as he points out, aboard the ship all they have to eat is the "cold goop" grown in the ship's vats.

Of course, he could always get a steak in the ship's construct. He wouldn't be nourished by it, but it's the experience he wants. Or, they could all stop at an Outback Steakhouse during one of their many trips inside The Matrix.

Eh, betraying all of humanity to eternal enslavement was probably easier.

 

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και ... some Reasons why EMINEM Is bad for music :)

 

Eminem brags in his lyrics that he has named his penis "Haley" and refers to it constantly in his latest songs. And we pay to listen?

 

 

Did you notice that the famously homophobic Eminem refers to his genitalia as "she?" Why can't we get help for this man?

 

Why isn't he in jail?

Eminem repeatedly brags about his criminal background, even stating in one early song that he would "rock the mic like a vandal." Is this the role model you want for your children?

 

In his hit film 8 Mile (which sources tell me is a reference to the supposed length of Eminem's penis)...

 

 

Entertainment takes a brain

In his song The Real Slim Shady Eminem commands followers to "circle the parking lot" in their cars, and in the next line commands:

"...please stand up.

Put one of your fingers on each hand up. "

 

This would be impossible to do while driving.

 

Eminem confesses to several murders in his lyrics (see Bonnie and Clyde '97) and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur.

 

He's a fraud

Listen closely to the beautiful chorus of the song Stan. Do you hear it? That's not Eminem's voice. Why don't you give credit to whoever really did the singing, Mr. Eminem? I guess he's too young to have heard of Milli Vanilli.

 

Did I mention he should be in jail?

 

In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this recording? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?

 

In the lyrics of Without Me, Eminem confesses he "created a monster." It is widely thought that he performed a ritual of Jewish mysticism to raise a Golem. From the text, it was apparently constructed of chopped liver, wheat, and hard liquor.

 

Hey, Mr. Eminem. Standing still and moving your arms slightly is not dancing.

 

 

why EMINEM Is bad for music

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/eminem50.html

 

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Τρελό γέλιο! :D

 

ΥΓ: Τουλάχιστον για την τριλογία του Matrix θα συμφωνήσω με αρκετούς λόγους.

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