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- Now, stand aside worthy adversary!

- 'Tis nothing but a scratch...

- A scratch??? Your arm's off

- No it isn't! It's just a flesh wound! I´ve had worse...

- You lie!!!!

- Come on ya pantsie!!!!

 

(Monty Pythons : Holy Grail).

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Απο Dogma:

 

Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.

Bethany: Excuse me?

Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

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Ανακοινωση στο νοσοκομείο: I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you.

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Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.

Bethany: Nineteen?

Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off... I had nothing to do with that one! Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.

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- Now' date=' stand aside worthy adversary!

- 'Tis nothing but a scratch...

- A scratch??? Your arm's off

- No it isn't! It's just a flesh wound! I´ve had worse...

- You lie!!!!

- Come on ya pantsie!!!!

 

(Monty Pythons : Holy Grail).[/quote']

 

Η ταινία της ατάκας για μένα..

λίγο αργότερα (μερικά σεκόντς :P)

-Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

-Yes I have!!

-Look!!!

-Oh, it's just a fleshwound!

 

Πρέπει να ξεσηκώσω επακριβώς τα βρισίδια των Γάλλων από το κάστρο με κορυφαία την:

"I fart in your general direction!"

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olo to Life of Brian apo monty python!!

 

A: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"

B: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers.

C: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

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Και ας συνεχίσουμε με κάτι από το Νόημα της ζωής στα πλαίσια του tribute στους Monty Pythons:

 

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...

Congregation: O Lord...

Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...

Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...

Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.

Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...

Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Congregation: Fantastic.

Humphrey: Amen.

Congregation: Amen.

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an kai den einai apo tainia alla apo to flying circus prepei opwsdhpote na anaferthei to

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....I'll come in again.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ορίστε και οι βρισιές των γάλλων :lol: :lol: :

 

Arthur: Hello!

French: Hello? who is it?

A: It is King Arthur and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?

F: This is the castle of my master Guy di Loimbard.

A: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

F: Well, I'll ask him but i dont't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

A: What? Are you sure he's got one?

F: Oh, yes! It's very nice! ("I told them we already got one" λέει σε κάτι άλλους γάλλους εκεί δίπλα του)

Α: Well, uh... can we come up and have a look?

F: Of course not! You are English types.

A: Well, what are you then?

F: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

Galahad: what are you doing in England?

F: Mind your own business!

A: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!

F: You dont' frighten us English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King! You and your silly English "kn...iggits".

[τους βγάζει γλώσσα και άλλα τέτοια]

G: What a strange person.

A: Now look here my good man...

F: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in you general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

G: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

F: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

A: This is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

F: Fetchez la vasche!

F2: Quoi?

F: Fetchez la vasche!

A: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall

[moooooooooooooooooo πέφτει η αγελάδα απο το κάστρο!] :lol:

Α: Jesus Christ!!!

A: Right! Chaaaaaaaaaarge!!!! και γίνετε ο χαμός μετά με αντικείμενα απο το κάστρο :P :p :P :D :D :D

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mias kai bariemai na diabasw tis prohgoymenes selides kai apo oti eida grafete gia monty pythons tha grapsw thn ataka me thn opia ponese to stomaxi moy. sto life of brian ekei poy pane na lithobolhsoyn kapoion o opoios fwnazei jechoba kai toy leei o iereas you are making your position worse. kai meta arxizei kai ourliazei o allos how can i possibly make my position worse? jechoba jechoba. epishs apo monty pythons den thymamai an einai sto idio ekei poy pernaei enas me ena karo kai fwnazei bring out your dead .

h ataka poy me epirease perisotero pantws kai den einai asteia einai an kai den einai kamia tainia ypshlhs filosofias sto lord of the rings the two towers h skhnh poy pairnei o aragorn to spathi apo ena paidaki to strobilizei kai toy leei me nohma there is always hope.

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Braveheart

"fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

 

"every man dies,not every man realy lives"

 

Man on Fire

 

Lisa:What are you gonna do?

Creasy:What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.

 

Coctail

 

Doug:I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

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Den xero ean exei ipothei prin alla tis kaliteres atakes olon ton epoxon se elliniko kai xeno kinimatografo tis exei pei o Veggos.

 

-Roxalizeis panta?

-Oxi, MONO otan koimamai!!!!!!

 

Kai gia na min thimitho atakes gardeli, mixalopoulou kai Mpilia....

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Daskala: Ti koitas ekei?

 

Mathitis1: Eida ligo mpoutaki

 

Daskala: Perase exw,1 mera apoboli.Esy ti eides?

 

Mathitis2: Eida ligo brakaki

 

Daskala: Perase exw 1 bdomada apovoli.Esy Mpilia gia pou to evales

 

Mpilias: E afou ama sas pw egw ti eida kyria...

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Αν αρχίσω τις ατάκες θα πιάσω σχεδόν όλες του Darth Vader (εκτός της νέας τριλογίας, ειδικά το "nooooooooo" χάλασε όλο τον χαρακτήρα...)

Πάντως...

 

Μερικά κλασσικά του Darth Vader:

"You have failed me for the last time admiral."

 

"I want that ship, not excuses."

 

"*I* am your father."

 

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."

Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours!"

 

Και διάφορα άλλα από εκεί. :P

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