Αγαπημένες ατάκες...

[haris_ch02019]

apo gilmore girls...peftoun kati theikes atakes!

 

Rory :So' date=' is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?

Lorelai :Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert... again.

Rory :Uh-huh.

Lorelai :Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.

 

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Paris :For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and 'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people's mouths.

 

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Emily :What could we possibly find in the bathroom Lorelai?

Lorelai :George Michael[/quote']

 

na se rwtisw kati ksereis an exei kykloforisei se dvd i seira??

[Sanctu82]

Apo tin tainia tis kakomoiras... vasika oli i tainia einai gemati atakes etsi tha dialexo mia stin tixi:

Κώστας Δούκας: Να σου βάλω αυτό; [Ένα κομμάτι μπακαλιάρο]

Μαρίκα Νέζερ: Μπα, είναι πολύ μεγάλο!

Κώστας Δούκας: Αυτό;

Μαρίκα Νέζερ: Πολύ μικρό!

Κώστας Δούκας: Τι νούμερο παπούτσι φοράς;

Μαρίκα Νέζερ: 37, ξώφτερνο!

Κώστας Δούκας: Ε, τότε μην το συζητάς, θα πάρεις αυτό οπωσδήποτε!

Μαρίκα Νέζερ: Γιατί;

Κώστας Δούκας: Περισσεύει να κάνεις και τακούνια!

[DTMFim]

@haris_ch02019

den exo dei tpt se video club, alla mporeis vreis ola ta episodeia sto internet...den exo katevasei kanena opote den ksero na sou po apo ipotitlous ti ginetai

[Praetorian]

Κάποια Family Guy quotes:

 

Voice A: You got the stuff?

Voice B: Yeah I got the stuff. Did you bring the money ?

Voice A: No, no, you don't see the money until I see the stuff....

Stewie (ξυπνάει απο τις φωνές): Oh for God shake somebody should put an end to this. HE IS WEARING A WIRE!

Voice B: What ? *bang* *bang* *bang*

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Peter (ως παιδί): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Lois Griffin: We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man. A woman is not an object.

Peter Griffin: Your mother's right, son. Listen to what it says.

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Picketers: "Free Tibet! Free Tibet!"

Peter : "I'll take it!"

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Lois: Stewie why don't you go play in the other room?

Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?

Lois: Well...! No dessert for you young man...

[Godfath3r]

Praetorian ξέρεις απο μπάλα... ;-)

[gtsaka]

Οχι αλλο κάρβουνοοοο!!!!!

(Νίκος Κούρκουλος,νομίζω από την ταινία κοινωνία ώρα μηδέν).

 

είναι πολλα τα λεφτά Άρη(Παπαγιαννόπουλος πρός Κούρκουλο από την ταινία Λόλα).

[Nantia(R)]

Α red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night

 

Lotr - the 2 towers - Legolas!!

[akpe]

Nadine Cross: We... are... dead... and... this... is... Hell!

(Stephen King's The Stand)

 

Α red sun rises' date=' blood has been spilt this night

Lotr - the 2 towers - Legolas!![/quote']

 

Βγαίνω τελείως off-topic και θα φάω γερό flame, αλλα δεν αντέχω, θα το πώ...

 

Με όλο το σεβασμό στο έργο, τα βιβλία και τους οπαδούς του Άρχοντα, Στο σινεμά, βλέποντας LOTR, και συγκεκριμένα στη σκηνή οπου σηκώνονται όλα τα Ents απο τις ρίζες τους και προχωράνε, μέσα στην απόλυτη ησυχία ακούγεται ενα "Run forest, run!"...

[Nantia(R)]

akpe αυτο ειναι πταισμα!! Οσες φορες κι αν πηγα στο Χωριο ( ), μονο διαρκειας που δεν εβγαλα δλδ, ακουσα ενα σωρο ατακες για το εργο. Επρεπε να ειχαν ανακαλυψει την gold αιθουσα 2-3 χρονια πριν...

 

ALL TIME CLASSIC: ΒΑΓΓΕΛΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ

( Φωναζει ο Ξαρχακος στον Σειλινο και κλεινει η πορτα ! )

[Guerriero4]

"He's a goodfella. He's one of us."

[Godfath3r]

Scent Of A Woman (Άρωμα γυναίκας)

 

Στην σκηνή που ζητάει στον Charlie να του βάλει whiskey

 

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.

[FaNt0M]

MR. PINK

"Like a Virgin" is all about a

girl who digs a guy with a big

dick. The whole song is a

metaphor for big dicks.

 

MR. BLUE

No it's not. It's about a girl

who is very vulnerable and she's

been fucked over a few times.

Then she meets some guy who's

really sensitive--

 

MR. PINK

--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.

Tell that bullshit to the

tourists.

 

JOE

(looking through his

address book)

Toby...who the fuck is Toby?

Toby...Toby...think...think...

think...

 

MR. PINK

It's not about a nice girl who

meets a sensitive boy. Now

granted that's what "True Blue" is

about, no argument about that.

 

MR. ORANGE

Which one is "True Blue?"

 

NICE GUY EDDIE

You don't remember "True Blue?"

That was a big ass hit for

Madonna. Shit, I don't even

follow this Tops In Pops shit, and

I've at least heard of "True

Blue."

 

MR. ORANGE

Look, asshole, I didn't say I

ain't heard of it. All I asked

was how does it go? Excuse me

for not being the world's biggest

Madonna fan.

 

MR. BROWN

I hate Madonna.

 

MR. BLUE

I like her early stuff. You know,

"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but

once she got into her "Papa Don't

Preach" phase, I don't know, I

tuned out.

 

MR. PINK

Hey, fuck all that, I'm

making a point here. You're gonna

make me lose my train

of thought.

 

JOE

Oh fuck, Toby's that little china

girl.

 

MR. WHITE

What's that?

 

JOE

I found this old address book in a

jacket I ain't worn in a coon's

age. Toby what? What the fuck

was her last name?

 

MR. PINK

Where was I?

 

MR. ORANGE

You said "True Blue" was about a

nice girl who finds a sensitive

fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a

metaphor for big dicks.

 

MR. PINK

Let me tell ya what "Like a

Virgin"'s about. It's about some

cooze who's a regular fuck

machine.

I mean all the time, morning, day,

night, afternoon, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

dick.

 

MR. BLUE

How many dicks was that?

 

MR. WHITE

A lot.

 

MR. PINK

Then one day she meets a John

Holmes motherfucker, and it's

like, whoa baby. This mother

fucker's like Charles Bronson in

"The Great Escape." He's diggin

tunnels. Now she's gettin this

serious dick action, she's feelin

something she ain't felt since

forever. Pain.

 

JOE

Chew? Toby Chew? No.

 

MR. PINK

It hurts. It hurts her. It

shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should

be Bubble-Yum by now. But when

this cat fucks her, it hurts. It

hurts like the first time. The

pain is reminding a fuck machine

what is was like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin."

 

 

ReservoirDogs RuleZZzzZZ

[FaNt0M]

The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?

Maude Lebowski: Mmm.

The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

 

 

The Big Lebowski

[KaizerSoze]

Donnie Darko: "What's worth living if you ain't hav a dick"

[DimAslan]

- Oh my god, it's full of stars !!!!!.... (A space Odyssey)

 

- Το Τζέλλα Δέλτα δεν έπρεπε να ταξιδέψει... Δεν είχε φουγάρα !!!! (Το κλάμα βγήκε απ' τον Παράδεισο)

 

- Αιτούμαι πενθήμερη αγροτική άδεια κύριε λοχαγέ.

- Από πότε έγινες αγρότης... ;

- Ο πατέρας μου έχει ζώα κ. Λοχαγέ...

- Το βλέπω... (Λούφα και Παραλλαγή)

 

-People are dying to get here.... (Corpse Bride)

 

- I'll be back... (Terminator)

 

- Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed... It's ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the Force.

- Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that old religion didn't help you find the missing plans... or gave you clear voyage...

(Vader force grips him)

- I find your lack of faith disturbing... (Star Wars episode IV).

 

- The Force is with you, young Skywalker... but you are not a Jedi yet!..

 

- Help you I can ! Yeeees ! Mmmmm !