Αγαπημένες ατάκες...

[Chi Chi]

Δύο αγαπημένες ατάκες από το Carlito's Way

 

Carlito: A favor will kill you faster than a bullet.

 

Και σε κάποιο άλλο σημείο:

 

Carlito: Here comes the pain.

Where's my money?...

I'll cut your f***in' liver out!

 

Scarface:

You're f***ing with the best!

You want to f*** with me?

You cockroaches.

You want to play games?

Okay, I play with you.

You wanna play rough?

Say hello to my little friend!

[hexenlord]

-come on you apes!You wanna live forever?

 

Starship troopers

 

 

-αμάν η χοντρή!Φωτιά,φωτιά!

 

The κόπανοι

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-Lord Vader.

-Yes Master?

-Rise.

 

(afto piani?pou den ehi vgi akoma?)

[Paddy]

Διακρίνω μια συνεχής προτίμηση για τον ξένο κινηματογράφο ή μου φαίνεται???

Ρε παιδιά καλός είναι και ο ελληνικός....- γιατί δεν τον προτιμάτε???

 

Φιλικά dimlou

 

 

"Τι παθατε ρε μη γα....ω κανενα μεσημεριατικα ???"

 

Απο το Λουφα και παραλλαγη !

[korales]

"Με λένε Αλέξη ,σε λένε Σοφία.

Κρατώ μια κιθάρα ,κρατάς μια καρδιά"

[wizard]

"Τι παθατε ρε μη γα....ω κανενα μεσημεριατικα ???"

 

Απο το Λουφα και παραλλαγη !

 

LOL!

-Μη! Φοβάμαι!

-Τι φοβάσαι?

-Μην κολλήσουμε καμιά ασθένεια!

-Δεν κολλάει η τρέλα μωρό μου!!!!

 

 

 

-Έχουν ατομικές ελευθερίες εκεί στη Ρωσία?

-Ανάλογα τι εννοείτε?

-Τι πα να πει τι εννοώ? Μπορείς να βγεις στην κόκκινη πλατεία και να φωνάξεις ο σύντροφος Μπρέσνιεφ είναι μαλάκας???

 

 

-Και δε μου λες Καραμαζώφ παιδί μου, εκεί στη Ρωσία έχει ο καθένας το αυτοκίνητό του όπως εδώ?

-Όχι! Αλλά έχουν καλές συγκοινωνίες...

-Δε σε ρώτησα τι έχουν! Τι δεν έχουν σε ρώτησα!!!!

 

Να με συγχωρείτε αν δεν είναι ακριβείς οι στιχομυθίες, αλλά ό,τι θυμάμαι γράφω.

[Pablo_Hasan]

apo to loufa pali:

 

kai den mou les papadopoule, ti sxesh exeis me ton pappou sou?

[Str]

mr. Anderson, welcome back...we... mised you!

 

can u hear that mr. Anderson? this, is the sound of...inevitable!!!!

 

fly, you fools!!!!!!!

 

DEATH awaits u all...with nasty BIG poity teeth!!!!

 

OVER THAT BOY HAND!!! ...gosh!!!! hand, over, that, boy...

 

afta apo tis gnostes....

 

kai apo to girl next door:

 

enas filos -...dude!!!!!

protagonistis -i know...

o allos filos - DUDE!!!!

protagonistis -..i know...

 

 

apo to idio...

 

(john as ipothesoume to onoma tou protagonisti pou den thimamai twra...)

-john i swear to god , if u dont fuck her i ll KILL my shelf!!!!

i skini itan OLA TA LEFTA!!!

kai gia osoi exoun dei kai ta extras tha psofisoun sto gelio!!!

[Lucifer]

"AH! Your mother ate my dog!!!" -Braindead

"I'll kick ass for tha Lord!!!" -Braindead

"It's coming down like ein gefallen soldat..." -The Return Of The Living Dead

"Bring out your dead!!!" -Monty Pythons & The Holy Grail

"We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"! " -Monty Pythons & The Holy Grail

 

MIST

SILENCE. POSSIBLY ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC.

AFTER A FEW MOMENTS WE HEAR HORSE'S HOOVES GETTING CLOSER

AND CLOSER. OUT OF THE MIST WALKS KING ARTHUR FOLLOWED BY A

SERVANT WHO IS BANGING TWO COCONUTS TOGETHER.

ARTHUR RAISES HIS HAND.

Art: Whoa there!

SERVANT MAKES NOISES OF HORSE HALTING WITH A FLOURISH.

ARTHUR PEERS THROUGH THE MIST.

CUT TO SHOT FROM OVER HIS SHOULDER: A CASTLE (EG BODIUM)

RISING OUR OF THE MIST.

ON THE CASTLE BATTLEMENTS A SOLDIER IS DIMLY SEEN.

Soldier: Halt! Who goes there?

Art: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the Castle of Camelot,

King of all Britons, defeater or the Saxons, Sovereign of all England.

PAUSE

Sold: Get-away!

Art: It bloody well is. And this is my trusty servant, Patsy.

We have ridden from the further corner of this land, in quest

or the Holy Grail, the sacred chalice from which our Lord himself

drank at the last Supper. I must speak to your master,

Sold: What? Ridden on a horse?

Art: Yes.

Sold: You're using coconuts.

Art: What?

Sold: You're using to empty halves of coconuts and

banging them together.

Art: (SCORNFULLY) So? We have ridden since the snows of

Winter covered this land. Our horses grew weary, unable to carry us

further. We were forced to leace them by the Mountains, and continue

with coconuts.

Sold: Where did you get the coconuts?

Art: We found them.

Sold: FOUND them? The coconut is a tropical fruit.

It's not idigenous to these temperate areas.

Art: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin

or the plover seek hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to

our land.

A MOMENT'S PAUSE.

Sold: Are you suggesting coconut migrate?

Art: Not at all. They could be carried.

Sold: What? A SWALLOW carrying a COCONUT?

Art: Why not?

Sold: I'll tell you why not..... because a swallow is about 8 inches

long and weighs 5 ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut

under a pound.

Art: The swallow grips it by the husk.

Sold: It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of

dynamics.... a 5 1/2 once bird could not hold a one pound cocoanut.

Art: Cannot the tiny ant, building his home form the hard earth carry

sixty times his own weight?

Sold: (IRRITATED) What kind of ant are you talking about? There are

5,000 different species.

Art: You speak with the tongue of snakes. I will take no more of this.

Sold: Not at all. It's just that ants are my special subject. Ants, all the

hymenoptera, and you often get people who hust BANDY the word "ant"

around as if it meant something. It's like saying: "I am a human" It's

so unspecific.

ANOTHER SOLDIER LOOMS ON THE BATTLEMENTS

S2: Is he talking about ants again?

CUT TO ARTHURE LOOKING BEWILDERED.

Sold: It just annoys me, the way people hear some sensational

story about an ant moving 60 times his own weight and...

S2: He's probably thinking of termites.

Sold: There you go! YOU'RE just as bad! There's 2,000

species of termite.

S2: Alright! Alright! Let me finish.

Sold: They're a totally different order. There're isoptera.

They're not remotely comparable.

S2: No. I'm saying tha termites GENERICALLY are able to move...

ARTHUR RAISES HIS EYES HEAVENWARDS, BECKONS TO

PATSY AND THEY TURN AND GO OFF INTO THE MISTS.

[KaizerSoze]

Das fenchen switchen

 

 

-Top Secret

[Vole Maulder]

Ρε παιδιά! Ξεχνάτε το Zoolander! Kαι αρχίζω...

 

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there is a lot more to life than being really really good looking.

 

Mugatu( στο πρόγραμμα ύπνωσης του Zoolander) : Martial arts GOOD!!!

Prime Minister of Malasia BAAAD!!!

Kill naughty man!

OBEY MY DOG!!!!

 

Zoolander σε Mugatu όταν του δείχνει τη μακέτα για το κέντρο πoυ ήθελε να ιδρύσει:

 

"What is this? A centre for ants?!.....The centre has to be at least 3 times bigger than this!!!"

 

Αργότερα όταν ο Zoolander και η Matilda κρύβονται στο στέκι του Hansel:

 

Matilda: ....I became bulimic....

Zoollnder: You can read minds??!?!?!

 

Ειδικά αυτό το τελευταίο είναι όλα τα λεφτά!

 

Α, και για να μην ξεχνιόμαστε...Hansel, he's so hot right now...Hansel...

[Vole Maulder]

Τώρα που το είδα...και η υπογραφή μου είναι μια από τις εκατοντάδες καλές ατάκες των Monty Python! Είναι από κάποιο επεισόδιο Flying Circus με τις Grannies from Hell, τη συμμορία των γιαγιάδων που τρομοκρατούσαν την πόλη.

[icem4n]

μερικες ατακες απο το married with children-απλα θεϊκες!!

 

Kid: Our family's motto is: "we see it, we like it, we get it"!

Kelly: Well, the Bundy family motto is: "It sees us, insults us, we kick its ass"!

 

 

Al: You know, Peg, you look really good tonight.

Peggy: How many beers have you had tonight, Al?

Al: Ten.

Peggy: So, I guess you're about a six-pack away from sex.

Al: At least.

 

 

Peggy: No TV, Al, we're talking.

Al: You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV.

 

 

Peggy: I can't believe you still have that car.

Al: I can't believe I still have you.

 

 

Al: We don't need the lottery. We have each other.

Peggy: I want the lottery.

 

 

Al: Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.

 

 

Marcy: But unlike Evolution, I'm not letting you off the hook Al. Now can you tell me what a woman's body has to do with selling beer?

Al: All right, number one - if it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people, who probably wouldn't be married - Me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley. Number two - since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corncob pipe - we like pretty women. Pretty women sell beer, ugly women sell tennis rackets. Pretty women - cars; ugly women - minivans. Pretty women make us buy beer, and ugly women make us *drink beer*.

 

 

Al: Can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed.

 

 

Al: Peg, kids, get ready to torture me - I'm home

 

 

Kelly: I'm trying to teach these kids how to read.

Bud: But, Kelly, you can't read.

Kelly: Well you can't score, but you still have a bed

 

 

Bud: You can't be this dumb.

Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the '90s.

 

 

Kelly: Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive.

 

 

Al: [the Bundy Creedo] Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb

 

 

Al: Women, you can't live with them... the end.

 

 

Peggy: Did you miss me?

Al: With every bullet, so far.

 

 

[in a movie theater]

Al: I just complained to the manager about the lack of hooters in this film.

 

 

Peggy: Al, how come you never send me roses?

Al: I don't like you, Peg.

 

 

Al: Now wait a second Peg, the kids are here. If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

 

 

Al: [Dressed as Santa] Okay, Santa will leave you a pony under your tree. But if it isn't there in the morning, that means your mommy chased it away and killed it.

 

 

a pregnant Peggy is sitting up in bed and wolfing down food]

Peggy: Gee Al, I don't know about you, but I'm horny as hell.

Al: Well, so am I, but you don't see me bothering you with it, do you?

 

 

Peggy: Question two. Who would you rather spend the night with? A - your wife, or B...

Al: B.

 

 

[after finding out that Peg threw away his issue of "Big 'Uns"]

Al: [whining] Peg, I want my Big 'Uns.'

Peggy: Oh, honey. You want Big 'Uns?' I'll give you Big 'Uns.'

Al: No, I said Big 'Uns,' not Those 'Uns.'

[vpateri]

re paidia to vego ton ksexasame?

-de mou les re patriwth xereis apo vespa?

(sorry an exei epwthei prin)

[epote]

απο το bad santa

 

μπαρ στο οποιο ο billy bob πινει με βλεμα βαριεστιμενο

 

ΒΒΤ: I'm an eating, shiting, drinking, fucking santa

Waitres: Prove it

 

"who do you thing you are, my mom? Did you shat me out of your womb?"

[Fotografos]

Απο το αξεπεραστο Fight club

 

''We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need!''

 

Μονο που επρεπε να την πει ο Norton και οχι ο pitt