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Αυτό μάλλον είναι δύσκολο (;)

Είναι ροκ τραγούδι και ο τραγουδιστής είναι νομίζω αμερικανός.

Ξεκινάει συγκρίνοντας τα ζώα με τον άνθρωπο και λέει ότι ο άνθρωπος μπορεί να αυτοκτονήσει και να "γλιτώσει" από αυτή τη ζωή, ενώ τα ζώα δεν κάνουν κάτι τέτοιο...

Μετά λέει πράγματα τα οποία "γλιτώνει" κάποιος αν αυτοκτονήσει.

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Paidia ta lyrics tou tragoudiou autou einai katapliktika....Den to exw akousei kai den mporw na to brw sto net epeidh eimai piso apo firewall [an mporei kaneis na boh8hsei...:P)....Alla ta lyrics einai polu ousiastika!!!

 

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http://dhuha.blog-city.com/read/197378.htm

 

Polu oraio tragoudaki...

 

 

Regards,

 

BB

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-> Cristina: Thanx :-)

 

-> BigBrother: οι στίχοι βρίσκονται στο URL που έδωσε παραπάνω ο dim_b

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Animals don't have a choice

If they're not happy

With their place in the world, too bad

They have to live the life they've been given

Humans, on the other hand, don't have to

We have a choice

 

If you don't like your place in the world

You can get off anytime you want

Suicide, that's right

You don't like the way your life's going

You don't like the way you are in the world

Anything around you

You can check out anytime you like

 

Animals aren't allowed that thought

And believe me, if they were, they would use it

There'd be a lot of dogs and cats

Owned by assholes that live in high-rises

Diving out the windows

 

Zebras ...

If they even had remotely that thought

Would take a look at themselves and go

"What the fuck!

Black and white in a green and brown world?

This blows, I'm just gonna jump in the river

I don't have a thumb to work a gun

Or hold a knife or even open a jar of pills

I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth

Why even bother?"

 

Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb

So they could kinda do it

The exact same way we do

 

Now, there's a bunch of people that say

"Oh, it's against the law"

Well, it's only against the law

If you do a crappy job and get caught

 

Other people say "Oh, we should save them"

Yeah, well you know what?

Not everybody wants to be saved

Not everybody should be saved

And who are we to force our will upon them?

I mean, isn't that one of the joys

About being a human?

Freedom of choice?

 

Now, it's not all bad

Now, I'm not saying kill yourself

But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway

It's no sweat off of my back

There's a lot of good that could come from it

A little bit of bad thrown in

 

Some of the things:

 

A job will open

An apartment will become available

There'll be more air for me

They say there's two girls for every guy

If you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me

There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me

There'll be one less idiot

In line at the bank who gets up to the window

Without their fucking slips filled out

 

I won't ever have to go to the store

To buy my favorite salt and vinegar chips

And have the clerk point at you and say

"They bought the last bag"

 

You won't help change the McDonald's sign

To 100 Billion Served

You'll never get AIDS

You won't have to worry about calories ... ever

No more "Hey, does this make me look fat?"

 

There'll be one less polluting human

You won't have to recycle

There'll be one less car on the road

There'll be more Ring Dings for me

Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared

Your fingers won't ever get red

From eating pistachios

You won't be forced to visit

Your grandparents on Sundays anymore

No more church

You'll be saying "Hey world - kiss my ass!"

 

No more wet dreams about supermodels

No more Barry Manilow ... for a few years anyway

Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past

Say good-bye to crappy X-mas presents

From aunts and uncles

 

You won't have to suffer through

A Motley Crue reunion

Fuck flossing and brushing

You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare

Adios, acne

Worrying whether you fit in or not

Won't be on your brain

See ya later, homework

 

You'll never have to sit through another movie

Brought to you by the creators of South Park

School's out forever

No more paying bills

You won't have to do chores

You won't be able to run over toads

With the lawnmower though

 

You'll also miss McDonald's french fries

Bugs Bunny

The amazing electrifying feeling

That surges through your body

When you kiss someone for the first time

 

You won't be able to watch

The letterbox Director's Cut of 'Jaws'

Candy

Living above ground

Pudding crust

You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment

Getting to the point in your life

Where you can tell your parents:

"Fuck off! I gotta make my own mistakes, you did"

 

You'll miss sex

You'll miss thinking about it

Looking for it

Sex by yourself

Sex with a partner

Sex with multiple partners

 

No more summer nights that seem to go on forever

Roller coasters

Naming your kid the name you always wanted

Making a difference in the world

You'll miss the experience

And pleasure of hallucinogenics

 

Watching your neighbor's wife

Change clothes with her blinds open

A lifetime of masturbating

Watching your favorite team sweep the series

 

Music - you will definitely miss music

Trying to sneak into your house drunk

Three hours past your curfew

You'll miss the blaze and glory

Of the 4th of July fireworks

The taste of Captain Crunch

 

If you're a boy

You'll miss the feeling the first time

You reach up a girl's shirt

If you're a girl, the feeling the first time

You reach down a boy's pants

 

You'll miss your favorite coat

Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries

Beating your friends at video games

You won't be around to see what shape and color

The new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be

 

You'll miss the feeling you get

When reminiscing about your first love

Thirty years after the fact

 

The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas

Skinny dipping

Getting stoned, reading 'Green Eggs and Ham'

And eating like a horse

That got loose in the grain bin

Flying cars

 

Hey, you were born

Finish what was started

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You'll never have to sit through another movie

Brought to you by the creators of South Park

ouuuuuuu 666 ouuuu anticrist..... san den ntrepete leo ego....... proteino na ginei ban to gragoudi asap! aporo pos to bgalan ston aera auto to pragma... ouuuuuuuuu kai pali ouuuuuuuu

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kai gw apo kazaa to katevasa... ama 8es steile pm na sto steile (mesw msn)

You'll never have to sit through another movie

Brought to you by the creators of South Park

giati to south park ti exei? mia xara tainia einai =)

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