E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) 2015

[JohnVani18]

Φήμες για Prince of Persia στην Ε3

 

Άντε να δούμε και κάτι άλλο πέρα απο τα συνηθισμένα απο την Ubisoft!

[naruto14]

Ο λόγος που δεν υπάρχει τόσο μεγάλο hype μήπως είναι γιατί φέτος οι αναβολές στις κυκλοφορίες πολλών ΑΑΑ τίτλων για 2016 ανακοινώθηκαν πριν την Ε3?

[JohnVani18]

[cpttony]

!!!!!ΔΙΕΡΕΥΣΕ ΟΛΗ Η ΠΑΡΟΥΣΙΑΣΗ ΤΗΣ MICROSOFT!!!!!

*fake alert*

 

 

 

MICROSOFT CORPORATION: XBOX DIVISION
E3 PRESS EVENT AUTOCUE SCRIPT & STAGE DIRECTIONS
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
ONLY TO BE READ BY XBOX DIVISION STAFF WITH ORANGE CLEARANCE LEVEL OR HIGHER
VENUE: Galen Center, LA
DATE: June 15, 2015
TIME: 09:30 PT
[PHIL SPENCER TO TAKE STAGE]
PHIL SPENCER
Good morning everyone, and welcome to E3. It’s my pleasure to welcome the fans here with us in LA and the millions watching at home, either on the web or on Xbox Live.
The coming year should be the most exciting yet for Xbox One. You already know about three of the massive exclusives we have planned for release: Forza Motorsport 6, Rise Of The Tomb Raider, and Halo 5: Guardians.
But that’s only the beginning of what we have planned for Xbox One. Over the course of the next 90 minutes we’ll also be showing you a bunch of new games we haven’t announced yet.
First though, a special announcement. Last week we announced a new version of the Xbox One with a 1TB hard drive priced at $399, with the existing 500GB version now priced at $349.
Well, I’d now like to reveal that we’re cutting the price even further. Now the 1TB version will cost $349, and the 500GB version will cost just $299. There truly has been no better time to jump into the world of Xbox One.

That said, let’s get going with the first massive Xbox exclusive in our presentation today. While our biggest rival struggles to get a single racing game out on time [PAUSE FOR OOOHS], this holiday season we’ll be releasing Forza Motorsport 6, the third Forza game to hit Xbox One in just two years.
To try to convince you this doesn’t just mean we’re churning out any old arse, please welcome to the stage the head of Turn 10 Studios, Dan Greenawalt.
[DAN GREENAWALT TO TAKE STAGE]
DAN GREENAWALT
Thanks Phil. Ever since we finished making Forza 5 we’ve been listening to the Forza community for their feedback on what we can do to make the next game even better.
Among their suggestions were real-time weather effects, night racing and of, course, the ever-popular ‘finish the fucking game this time instead of rushing it out for launch with only 17 tracks’.
Well, we’ve taken all that advice on board and we’re confident that Forza 6 will be the best game in the series to date. If you don’t count Horizon 2.
[FORZA MOTORSPORT 6 TRAILER]
DAN GREENAWALT
Like its predecessor, Forza Motorsport 6 will feature stunning 1080p visuals running at 60 frames per second, but this time we’ll also be adding the spectacular rain effects seen in Forza Horizon 2.
We’ll also be adding night racing to the series for the first time, finally bringing Forza up to the same level as Metropolis Street Racer on the Dreamcast.
And of course, Drivatars will be making their return. Once again you’ll be able to enjoy the hilarity of tweeting your friend to tell them you beat them in a race only for them to reveal that they weren’t playing the game but were out on a date with your girlfriend instead because she was feeling under-appreciated by her boyfriend because all he did was play Forza all day. But still, better AI.
 

Leaked Forza 6 screenshot (really)

 
PHIL SPENCER
We’ll be releasing Forza Motorsport 6 this holiday season, along with a season pass that allows us to slowly trickle new cars into the game on a monthly basis, feeding your habit like a savvy coke dealer. Thanks Dan.
Unlike our other competitor – the one that starts with N – we don’t solely rely on first-party games [PAUSE FOR OOOHS]. We’ve enjoyed long and healthy relationships with numerous third-party publishers all around the world, including the wonderful Electronic Arts. Please welcome the chief operating officer for EA, Peter Moore.
[PETER MOORE TO TAKE STAGE]
PETER MOORE
Thanks Phil. We at EA are dedicated to the future of the Xbox One, and will continue to support the console with exclusive programmes like EA Access, in which players can play any game from our vault of legacy Xbox One titles for a small monthly membership fee.
In fact, I’m happy to announce that this week we will be adding Dragon Age: Inquisition to the EA Access vault, making it even greater value for money.
[PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE]
PETER MOORE
Of course, we could have done this a while back but we decided to wait until E3 because it would get us more publicity.
Speaking of publicity, we gathered a lot of newspaper inches the other week when we revealed that women’s football would be featured in FIFA for the first time ever. This is only one of a number of new features planned for FIFA 16. Have a look at this:
[FIFA 16 ‘LIVE THE PASSION’ TRAILER]
FIFA 16 will feature a brand new story mode, which we definitely haven’t copied from NBA 2K15.
Starting in a youth team, players will not only work their way to the top to try to win the prestigious Champions League European Champions Cup, but also have to deal with the stresses of being in the spotlight off the pitch, from sorting out contracts with deceptive agents to trying to drive to training with two grams of cocaine still working its way through your bloodstream.
 

DESIGN NOTE: ENSURE THIS IMAGE IS DISPLAYED WITH THE SLOGAN ‘ULTIMATE TEAM LEGENDS: GET A GOOD LOOK NOW BECAUSE IT’S THE LAST YOU’LL SEE OF THEM’

 
Of course, the fantastic Ultimate Team mode will also be returning, as will the Xbox exclusive Ultimate Team Legends players. This year we will have a total of 90 legendary players from football’s past, from Pele to Maradona.
And, of course, all of these legendary players are so incredibly rare to randomly obtain in the game that something like 99.999% of players will never get a single one of them, making the fact we’re showing it off as a legit feature for the third E3 in a row bold as fuck.
We’ll have more to share on FIFA 16 during our own E3 conference later this afternoon, so look out for that. Next up, Mirror’s Edg-
PHIL SPENCER
Hang on, what? What do you mean?
PETER MOORE
Hmm?
PHIL SPENCER
What do you mean your own conference?
PETER MOORE
There’s an EA conference at 1pm. I’m going there right after this.
PHIL SPENCER
Then why the fuck are we giving you some of our own conference time?
PETER MOORE
Because you and Sony like to feature third-party developers during your own conferences to try to plant the idea in viewers’ heads that your console is the format they should buy our games for. This happens every year, Phil.
PHIL SPENCER
Get off my fucking stage.
[PETER MOORE TO BE ROUGHLY ESCORTED OFF THE STAGE BY THREE GUARDS DRESSED AS THE BATTLETOADS. PRODUCER NOTE: THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THE BATTLETOADS ARE TO FEATURE. OUR OWNERSHIP OF THE IP ONLY EXTENDS TO GUARD COSTUMES]
PHIL SPENCER
Bringing things back to the lovely world of first-party games, please welcome 343 Industries’ Frank O’Connor.
[FRANK O’CONNOR TO TAKE STAGE]

FRANK O’CONNOR
Have a look at this, mate.
[HALO 5: GUARDIANS TRAILER]
FRANK O’CONNOR
It’s good, innit?
PHIL SPENCER
It certainly looks like it, yes.
FRANK O’CONNOR
Cheers. Bye.
PHIL SPENCER
Wait, where are you going?
FRANK O’CONNOR
I’m quitting while I’m ahead. If the stream breaks down while we’re talking about this the entire internet will crack jokes about the Master Chief Collection servers. See you later.
[FRANK O’CONNOR TO LEAP OFF THE STAGE AND SPRINT DOWN THE AISLE LIKE THE T-1000 IN TERMINATOR 2, NOT STOPPING UNTIL HE IS AT LEAST TEN MILES AWAY FROM THE VENUE]
PHIL SPENCER
Um… right. That wasn’t really how that was supposed to go. Let’s… let’s do Tomb Raider. Roll the Tomb Raider trailer, guys.
[RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER TRAILER]
PHIL SPENCER
Give it up for Noah Hughes, the creative director on Rise Of The Tomb Raider.
[NOAH HUGHES TO TAKE STAGE]
 

NOAH HUGHES
Rise Of The Tomb Raider continues where our 2013 reboot left off and sees Lara taking on her second adventure, a search for the ancient lost city Kitezh in Siberia.
Along the way she’ll encounter all manner of obstacles and enemies desperate to put an abrupt end to her quest.
In short, it’s just another excuse for us to kick the living piss out of her over and over again like we did last time.
Also, pre-order the game and you’ll get access to an exclusive skin pack featuring iconic Nathan Drake outfits. Because fuck it, they copied us.
PHIL SPENCER
Indeed they did, thanks Noah. Rise Of The Tomb Raider will be released this November, ‘exclusively’ on Xbox.
[DIRECTOR NOTE: ENSURE PHIL ACTUALLY DOES QUOTE MARKS WITH HIS FINGERS WHEN HE SAYS ‘EXCLUSIVELY’. THIS WILL COVER HIM WHEN IT COMES TO PS4 NEXT JUNE]
PHIL SPENCER
You may remember that earlier in the conference I announced we’d be lowering the price of the standard 500GB Xbox One to $299. Well, I’m happy to reveal that we are now lowering it even further, to an incredible $199. If you thought it was a great time to jump in half an hour ago, now you might as well go up to your neck in that shit.

PHIL SPENCER
Up next is another of our third-party partners. From Ubisoft, please give a warm welcome to chairman and CEO Yves Guillemot.
[YVES GUILLEMOT TO TAKE STAGE]
YVES GUILLEMOT
Thank you, Pheel. Eet ees my ‘awnerr to present to you the long-awaited trelerr for Beeyon’ Good & Eevel 2.
[PAUSE FOR HUGE APPLAUSE]

YVES GUILLEMOT
Thees gehm has been in production for nearly a decade, and now, finally, you can join us all een thees monumental occasion as we show eet een ection for thee ferst ti-
PHIL SPENCER
Hang on. Do you have a conference later today too?
YVES GUILLEMOT
Oui. 3pm.
PHIL SPENCER
Off the fucking stage.
[YVES GUILLEMOT TO LEAVE STAGE]
PHIL SPENCER
Of course, Xbox One isn’t just the best destination for all the latest and greatest games, it’s also the best destination for all your entertainment needs.
Yes, it’s that part of the presentation where everyone runs to the toilet for a piss: the bit where I talk about all the new streaming video services we’re adding.

To date there are 42 entertainment apps on Xbox One, brought to you from a wide number of partners including Netflix, Amazon, the BBC, NFL, Major League Baseball, Twitch and WWE.
Next year we’ll be extending that collection to over 700 entertainment apps, with some of the most obscure shit you can think of joining the ranks to make our list look bigger.

Love low-budget horror films? We’re teaming up with B-movie studio Full Moon Features to bring Full Moon Streaming to Xbox One, offering an array of terrible movies ranging from Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong to Teenage Space Vampires. Yes, those are real.
We’re also officially partnering with Chess.com, bringing you on-demand streams of chess matches from all around the world. Don’t worry checkers fans, we haven’t forgotten both of you: we’re working on adding checkers coverage in 2016.
And last but not least, you asked for it and we listened: the new PornHub app for Xbox One will finally let fans of Dead Or Alive 5: Last Round do it properly.
[PAUSE FOR SHAMEFULLY LARGE APPLAUSE]
PHIL SPENCER
We’re actually running out of time now because of that EA and Ubisoft shit, so we’ll have to skip Quantum Break.
[sECURITY NOTE: FIND THE FOUR PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE WHO SEEM UPSET BY THIS AND GIVE THEM A SIGNED PHOTO OF SAM LAKE DOING THE MAX PAYNE FACE TO CHEER THEM UP]
PHIL SPENCER
Instead, let me show you one of three amazing new games coming exclusively to Xbox One. And I mean proper exclusive this time, not fake exclusive like Tomb Raider.
Please welcome to the stage… HIDEO KOJIMA!!!!!! OH SHIIIIIT SONNNNNNNN!!!!!
[HIDEO KOJIMA TO BURST ONTO THE STAGE BY PLOUGHING THROUGH A FAKE WALL IN A GIANT MECH. THE WALL TO BURST INTO FLAMES FOR NO REASON. WHEN KOJIMA EXITS THE MECH, THE MECH TO ALSO BURST INTO FLAMES]
HIDEO KOJIMA
Hello again everyone. Kept you waiting, huh?
That was funny because Snake says it in Metal Gear Solid V, the game Konami pulled from my fucking womb right before my waters broke. Metaphorically.
I am not here today to talk about that massive betrayal. I am here to talk about another. You may have heard that recently Konami cancelled Silent Hills, my project with Guillermo Del Toro.

Well, today I can confirm that the game does still exist, and I am still working on it. My friend Dave broke into Konami’s office the other week and stole the source code.
However, since Konami still owns the Silent Hills name, we have been forced to come up with a new title.
With this in mind, I am delighted to finally confirm that Nigel And The Spooky House will be released exclusively on Xbox One in 2016.
On top of this, the much-loved P.T. teaser demo, which has now been renamed Jumpy McJumpscare’s Corridor Capers, will be available on the Xbox Live store immediately following this presentation.
[HIDEO KOJIMA TO LEAVE THE STAGE BY LEVITATING AND SLOWLY FLOATING OUT OF THE VENUE, OVER THE TOP OF THE CROWD’S HEADS, WHILE THE CHORUS TO MIKE OLDFIELD’S ‘NUCLEAR’ PLAYS ON LOOP. ONE OF THE SECURITY GUARDS DRESSED AS A BATTLETOAD IS TO SWING A LARGE HOOPED STICK OVER HIM AS HE DOES SO TO SHOW THERE ARE NO WIRES. THIS SEQUENCE TO LAST ROUGHLY 20 MINUTES]
PHIL SPENCER
We’ve got one more surprise for you. Last year we blew people away with the return of much-loved Xbox title Phantom Dust. While we don’t have pre-order figures in yet, I’ll be massively surprised if the number’s less than 20 million.
Such was the enormous response to Phantom Dust last year, we’re bringing another classic game to life with exciting new-gen visuals.
Take a look at this. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
[AZURIK: RISE OF PERATHIA TRAILER]

PHIL SPENCER
Based on the critically-ignored action-adventure game from 2001, Microsoft Studios is once again sending you to the world of Perathia to gather scattered disc fragments.
Join Azurik once more as he tries to defeat Balthazar, a Lore Guardian turned evil, by visiting the Elemental Guardians and gaining their powers.
But then, you already know all this.
Azurik: Rise Of Perathia will be released some time in 2019. But that isn’t the only classic game making a comeback on Xbox One. Introducing Scott Henson, the studio manager at Rare.
[sCOTT HENSON TO TAKE STAGE]
SCOTT HENSON
Good morning everyone. We’ve been a part of Microsoft for nearly thirteen years now, but people still tell us they want to see our older titles make a comeback.
A number of years ago we re-released Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie and Perfect Dark on Xbox Live Arcade, but fans want more. After all, we’ve had a rich history of fantastic games. Take a look:
[RARE HISTORY MONTAGE TO PLAY, SHOWING CLASSIC RARE GAMES – GOLDENEYE, BLAST CORPS, JET FORCE GEMINI, CONKER’S BAD FUR DAY, BATTLETOADS, DONKEY KONG COUNTRY ETC. VIDEO EDITOR NOTE: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DO NOT SHOW ANY GAMES NEWER THAN VIVA PINATA]
SCOTT HENSON
Ah, memories. Memories, that is, which are about to become reality once again.
We held a poll on the Rare website asking our fans which classic game developed by Rare they’d like to see brought to the Xbox One. Sadly, we made a spelling mistake with the URL and only one person who accidentally copied our typo ended up managing to get through to the poll itself.
Still, we were committed to ensuring the poll was honoured and so, based on that single vote, we’re happy to announce that we’re bringing Anticipation to Xbox One.

Anticipation is a video board game we made for the NES in 1988, so what better way to celebrate its 27th anniversary than with an HD remaster?
Players will once again be able to choose from four playing pieces – a teddy bear, a horn, an ice-cream and a pair of high heels – and take part in a weird sort of Pictionary type thing that I’m reliably informed is both ‘zany’ and ‘wacky’. I don’t know, I wasn’t at Rare when we shat this one out.
Anyway, yeah. Anticipation. Out next year or something.
PHIL SPENCER
Awesome stuff Scott, I’m sure Rare fans will be eagerly… ANTICIPATING… that one!
SCOTT HENSON
Yeah.
[sCOTT HENSON TO TRAGICALLY SHUFFLE OFF STAGE, THOROUGHLY DEJECTED. AS HE DOES HE IS TO LOOK TO THE RIGHT AND SEE THE PLAYTONIC GAMES STAFF PREPARING A YOOKA-LAYLEE BOOTH. HE IS TO SMILE AT THEM AND THEY ARE TO TURN THEIR HEADS AND PRETEND THEY DIDN’T SEE HIM]
PHIL SPENCER
Well, that’s all we’ve got for you tonight. Actually, I have one final announcement.
You may recall that earlier today we cut the price of Xbox One to $299, then subsequently cut it again to $199.
Well, I’m happy to announce that in the 50 minutes since we have decided to cut the price even further. You can now buy the standard 500GB Xbox One for just $99.99.

PHIL SPENCER
This morning we’ve shown you what Xbox One has to offer. We’ve got some of the best exclusives, like Forza 6, Halo 5 and Rise Of The Tomb Raider. We’ve got the best entertainment apps, like PornHub and that other shit I’ve already forgotten about. And we’ve got some of the best classic games coming back in a big way.
I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s presentation, and I hope it’s left you in a good enough mood that when the big Xbox One system update launches later this month alongside Windows 10 you aren’t too upset when it’s riddled with ads.
Once again, good morning, and I hope you enjoy the rest of E3.
[sHOW ENDS WITH APPLAUSE, GAMEPLAY MONTAGE]
 

To Πιστεψατε? Ειλικρινα!

 

!!ΚΑΙ ΤΗΣ SONY!!
 *fake alert*

 

 

 

SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT
ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT EXPO 2015 CONFERENCE SCRIPT
— HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT —
DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO ANYONE NOT ON THE PRE-APPROVED RECIPIENT LIST
VENUE: LA Memorial Sports Arena
DATE: June 15, 2015
TIME: 18:00 PT
[CONFERENCE TO BEGIN AT 18:20 TO BUILD HYPE]
[bEGIN WITH SIZZLE REEL (TO BE COMPILED) SHOWING VARIETY OF PLAYSTATION GAMES. VIDEO MANAGER TO ENSURE GAMES SHOWN IN SIZZLE REEL HAVE ALREADY BEEN ANNOUNCED, SO AS NOT TO SPOIL NEW TITLES REVEALED DURING THE CONFERENCE. THIS WILL ALSO SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINT GAMERS TRYING TO BE EAGLE-EYED AND SPOT NEW GAMES IN ADVANCE]
[ANDREW HOUSE, GROUP CEO OF SCEI TO TAKE STAGE]
ANDREW HOUSE
Good evening! Thank you to everyone who’s come here tonight to this needlessly large 16,000 seat arena, and thank you to the many PlayStation gamers watching live across the world right now.
The last year has been an immensely exciting one for PlayStation, with sales exceeding our wildest expectations. Since its launch in late November 2013, we have sold over 24 million PlayStation 4 consoles: that’s 133 times the population of Swansea. I’m Welsh.
In January we also officially launched our exciting streaming service PlayStation Now in the United States, and it’s currently undergoing a beta period in the UK.
This morning I was informed that we apparently still have a handheld doing the rounds too, but I don’t have exact details to hand regarding that. Naturally, we’ll be focusing on the PS4 today because that’s the successful one.
Today we’re going to be showing you a total of [NUMBER TO BE CONFIRMED: CHECK WITH TEAM ICO TO SEE IF ‘THE LAST GUARDIAN’ IS READY] titles that will be coming exclusively to PlayStation 4. And by ‘exclusively’ I could mean anything from only ever available on our console, to out on the PS4 digital store an hour before the Xbox One’s store updates.
I’d like to start this conference the way we ended our last one: with the next game in Naughty Dog’s fantastic Uncharted series. Please welcome to the stage Neil Druckmann, creative director of Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End.
[NEIL DRUCKMANN TO TAKE STAGE]

NEIL DRUCKMANN
Enter a world where the mysteries of ancient history lie waiting to be discovered by those seeking the ultimate adventure.
Enter a world of conspiracy, intrigue and a fabled fortune, the journey to find which will test your abilities, your relationships and – if the stealth bits are like in The Last Of Us –your patience.
Enter a world with tomb raiding that isn’t Tomb Raider, fighting pirates that aren’t in Assassin’s Creed IV.
Enter the world… of Nathan Drake.
[45-MINUTE ‘LIVE’ GAMEPLAY DEMO OF THE GAME’S THIRD LEVEL TO TAKE PLACE, WITH IRONIC ‘IN THE INTEREST OF TIME’ CAPTIONS THROWN IN AT RANDOM MOMENTS]
[GUIDANCE NOTE: THIS IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST RELEASES OF THE YEAR SO IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE SHOW OFF FAR TOO MUCH GAMEPLAY, SO VIEWERS GO BEYOND EXCITED AND INSTEAD BECOME ANXIOUS WE’RE SPOILING TOO MUCH AND BUYING TIME THAT COULD BE SPENT TALKING ABOUT GAMES THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT YET]
NEIL DRUCKMANN
I’m proud to vaguely announce that Rise Of The Uncharted 4: Black Flag will be released in Spring 2016, exclusively on PlayStation 4.
ANDREW HOUSE
That’s not all, Neil. In October we’re releasing Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection for PlayStation 4, containing remastered versions of Drake’s entire adventure so far: Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves and Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.
NEIL DRUCKMANN
Um, what about the Vita one?
ANDREW HOUSE
Neil Druckmann, everybody.
 

SCRIPT SUPERVISOR NOTE: NOBODY IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS EVER HAPPENED

 
[NEIL DRUCKMANN TO AWKWARDLY LEAVE AND BE REPRIMANDED BACKSTAGE BY KAZ HIRAI FOR REMINDING VIEWERS THE VITA EXISTS]
ANDREW HOUSE
As a little bonus to our dedicated Uncharted fans, anyone who pre-orders Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection will also receive The Nathan Drake pack: a selection of exclusive in-game skins featuring “iconic Nathan Drake outfits”. Even though they can’t be that iconic if he doesn’t already wear them in the games.
You’ll also get exclusive access to the Uncharted 4 multiplayer beta, giving you a first taste of the mode nobody will play when the game is finally released.
Finally, we’ve also registered the trademark to the pun Uncharted: The Master Thief Collection, meaning any games journalists who try to crack that joke in their reviews may be subjected to a lawsuit.
[PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE]
ANDREW HOUSE
Moving on, please welcome to the stage – for possibly the last time ever – Hideo Kojima.
[HIDEO KOJIMA TO TAKE STAGE. LAWYER NOTE: UPDATE STATUS TO ORANGE ALERT. STREAM HAS A FIFTEEN-SECOND DELAY, BE READY TO EDIT]

HIDEO KOJIMA
Hello everyone. In 2013 I showed Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain during the Microsoft E3 conference. In 2014 I showed it again, this time during the Sony E3 conference. This year I am contractually obliged to show it once more, after which I will be done with shilling this fucking game for those pricks at Konami.
[18-MINUTE TRAILER FOR ‘METAL GEAR SOLID V’ FEATURING MUSIC BY SOME OTHER UK ACT THAT USED TO BE BIG DECADES AGO. KULA SHAKER OR SOMETHING]
HIDEO KOJIMA
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is nearly ready. I have poured my heart and soul into this game. I am empty. I have nothing left. You have finished me, Konami. I place a curse on the family of Konami founder Kagemasa Kozuki and subsequently his indirect family and that of all Konami employees.
ANDREW HOUSE
Um… Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain will be released on PlayStation 4 on September 1.
HIDEO KOJIMA
Don’t buy it. I’ve already been paid for it. Don’t line those fuckers’ pockets.
[HIDEO KOJIMA TO SWAN DIVE OFF STAGE, INTO THE ARMS OF THE WAITING DAVID HAYTER. BOTH TO RUN OUT OF THE VENUE SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY]
ANDREW HOUSE
We know why you’re really here. You want to see new games. You want to see the new experiences coming to PlayStation 4 in the future, brand new adventures to get you excited.
At PlayStation we’ve been working hard on a bunch of new exclusives to meet those very needs. Take a look at this:
[TRAILER FOR ‘THE ORDER 1887: FIVE MORE HOURS’]
ANDREW HOUSE
Return to the same critically acclaimed world of The Order 1886 with a sequel offering another five whole hours of gameplay, two hours of which will consist of cut-scenes.
Building on the features that gamers loved in the first title, The Order 1887: Five More Hours will feature an even wider aspect ratio.
The first game ditched the conventional 16:9 ratio in favour of a more cinematic 2.40:1. This time we’re taking it even further than with an eye-dropping 7.30:1 ratio, making a game that, for the first time ever, looks even more cinematic than cinema itself.
 

The Order 1887: In-game screenshot

 
ANDREW HOUSE
The Order 1887: Five More Hours will be released some time in 2016. Or 2017.
Our next exclusive title is one you saw a glimpse of at last year’s E3. Imagine a game full of QTEs that was even less interactive than Heavy Rain but yet somehow looks like it might be better.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Until Dawn.
[TRAILER FOR ‘UNTIL DAWN’]
ANDREW HOUSE
Until Dawn is the future of interactive movies, with a star-studded cast providing the game’s motion-captured performances. To best highlight this, we’ve invited one of them to join us tonight. Please welcome to the stage the star of Heroes and… um, Heroes Season 2, Hayden Panetierre!
[HAYDEN PANETIERRE TO TAKE STAGE]

HAYDEN PANETIERRE
I’ve been starring in Nashville for three years and have been nominated for two Golden Globes, by the way.
ANDREW HOUSE
Hayden, what exactly was it that made you want to get involved with Until Dawn?
HAYDEN PANETIERRE
Well, you know, I’ve done voice acting for a number of video games in the past, most notably the Kingdom Hearts games, so the idea of starring in a game isn’t one that was foreign to me. That said, this is the first time I’ve properly been ‘in’ a game, appearance and performance and all, so it’s been a really exciting and interesting challenge for me.
ANDREW HOUSE
Besides, you’ve probably been twiddling your thumbs since Heroes ended, waiting for it to come back.
HAYDEN PANETIERRE
I’m in Nashville, you ignorant cu-
ANDREW HOUSE
Hayden Panetierre, everyone. Save the cheerleader, save your game regularly.
[HAYDEN PANETIERRE TO STORM OFF STAGE, STOPPING ONLY TO SWING A PUNCH AT ANDREW HOUSE. STAGE MANAGER NOTE: IT IS IMPORTANT THAT SHE MISSES THIS PUNCH OTHERWISE GAMERGATE WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY]
 
ANDREW HOUSE
Until Dawn will be released on August 25 in North America and August 26 in Europe, exclusively on PlayStation 4. Yes, that’s right, a PS4 survival horror exclusive that hasn’t actually been cancelled.
[sTAGE MANAGER NOTE: PLEASE ENSURE HIDEO KOJIMA HAS DEFINITELY LEFT THE ARENA BEFORE THE ABOVE LINE IS SAID]
ANDREW HOUSE
Brand new IPs are all well and good, but there are some classic PlayStation franchises that fans have been asking us for years to see return. Take a look at one heroic dog who’s finally making a comeback.
[PARAPPA THE RAPPER VIDEO TO PLAY. THIS VIDEO SHOWS ARCHIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE OLD PARAPPA GAMES. SOUND ENGINEER NOTE: PLEASE LEAVE THE ARENA AUDIO ON DURING THIS VIDEO SO VIEWERS CAN HEAR THE CROWD CHEERS WHEN PARAPPA IS SHOWN]
ANDREW HOUSE
PaRappa The Rapper hasn’t starred in his own game for an enormous 13 years. And now he’s finally making his return… in the form of an exclusive PaRappa costume for LittleBigPlanet 3!
[PAUSE FOR ENORMOUS APPLAUSE]

ANDREW HOUSE
The PaRappa costume is exactly what PaRappa The Rapper fans have been waiting for, and it’ll be available right after this conference for $8.99.
Of course, PlayStation 4 isn’t just the home of big-budget, triple-A first-party titles like Knack and Everybody’s Golf. It’s also home to some of the finest indie games you’ll see on any console.
With that in mind, it’s time for the obligatory montage video in which we show you loads of indie games coming to PS4 in the coming year. We’re massively proud of our indie library on PlayStation 4, which is why following this conference we will never promote or mention any of these games ever again.
[iNDIE GAME MONTAGE TO PLAY. AS OF THE LATEST REVISION (WAITING ON CONFIRMATION FROM SOME DEVELOPERS) THE FOLLOWING GAMES ARE TO APPEAR IN THE VIDEO:
• SUPER HARD 2D PLATFORMER 3 – TEAM REFERENCE
• DUNCAN McMASCOT AND THE ‘8-BIT’ ADVENTURE THE NES WOULDN’T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO HANDLE – NOSTALGIA STUDIOS
• STEAMPUNK ADVENTURES – ORIGINALITY INC.
• HILARIOUSLY UNCONTROLLABLE SLOTH SIMULATOR – THE WACKY WANKS
• DEFEND YOUR TOWERS – GENRE MILKER STUDIOS
• THOMAS WAS ALONE – MIKE BITHELL
• THAT GAME YOU KICKSTARTED BUT WON’T EVER COME OUT – TEAM OVERAMBITIOUS
• ARTY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS PLATFORMER – PRETENTIOUS GAMES
VIDEO EDITOR NOTE: LIAISE WITH MARKETING DIRECTOR TO CONFIRM NEW SLOGAN FOR PS4 INDIE LINE-UP IS ‘PLAYSTATION 4 INDIE: THE FREE PS PLUS GAMES OF THE FUTURE’]
[KAZ HIRAI TO TAKE STAGE]
KAZ HIRAI
So far we’ve only spoken about PlayStation 4 games. But there’s another piece of hardware we know a lot of you have been asking us to create more games for. I’m here to tell you not to worry: we’ve been listening.
Next week we will release a new update for Playroom that will add a new game mode, bringing new life to your PlayStation 4 Camera. I can’t remember what the update is: you get to fuck around with the monkeys from Ape Escape or some shite like that.
 

AUTOCUE OPERATOR NOTE: IF CROWD REACTION TO THIS IS NOT AS ENTHUSIASTIC AS HOPED, INSERT THE LINE ‘DUST IT OFF, FUCKERS’

 
That’s all I’ve got. Oh wait, no, the Vita. I forgot about that. A couple of you asked about Vita stuff. Yeah. we’re taking $10 off the price of PlayStation TV, so you can play Vita games on your television for cheaper. That’s it.
Look, Vita doesn’t make us money, fuck it. Get back on the stage Andrew and do the virtual reality shit, let’s get this over with.
[KAZ HIRAI TO DROP MIC AND SHOW GENITALS TO THE CROWD. PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE]
[ANDREW HOUSE TO RETURN TO STAGE]
ANDREW HOUSE
Ahem. Today we’ve shown you what PlayStation has in store for fans of our more traditional console games. But we’re also now ready to tell you more about Project Morpheus, our virtual reality headset for PS4, starting with its new name: PlayStation Vision.

PlayStation Vision is more than just a virtual reality headset. As the name suggests, it is also our vision for the shape of gaming to come. Much like the EyeToy, Buzz!, Wonderbook and PlayStation Move before it, we are confident that PlayStation Vision will set a new benchmark for home console gaming, as long as you aren’t one of the many gamers susceptible to motion sickness.
Featuring a full 1080p OLED display, a frame rate of 120fps and advanced head tracking with six degrees of freedom, PlayStation Vision will launch in spring 2016 at an estimated cost of $899.99.
[PAUSE FOR LOUD BOOS]
Oh, and it’ll come with a copy of Gran Turismo Vision, which is basically Gran Turismo 6 that’s been hacked to have a VR view added.
[PAUSE FOR LOUD CHEERS]
That’s about it for tonight, but we have one more special announcement for you. Please welcome to the stage the producer of the Final Fantasy series, from Square Enix, Mr. Shinji Hashimoto.
[sHINJI HASHIMOTO TO TAKE STAGE, MASSIVE FINAL FANTASY VII LOGO TO FILL SCREENS]

SHINJI HASHIMOTO
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. At the PlayStation Experience in December I announced that the PC port of Final Fantasy VII would be coming to the PlayStation 4. However, a lot of gamers were unhappy with my announcement, and accused me of trolling. They were expecting something more exciting.
Well, there is another announcement I would like to make today. Please be excited.
[sHOW THE SAME FINAL FANTASY VII TRAILER FROM DECEMBER]
SHINJI HASHIMOTO
As I announced in December, the PC port of Final Fantasy VII will still be coming to PlayStation 4. However, today I can exclusively reveal for the first time that the game’s soundtrack will be available for streaming through PlayStation Music.
[PAUSE FOR RAPTUROUS ORGY OF APPLAUSE. SOUND ENGINEER NOTE: YOU MAY NEED TO TURN DOWN THE LEVELS FOR THIS. CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH HOW LOUD THE AUDIENCE WILL BE CHEERING AND SCREAMING AT THIS]
[sHINJI HASHIMOTO TO LEAVE STAGE ON A ZIPLINE LIKE SHAWN MICHAELS AT WRESTLEMANIA XII]
ANDREW HOUSE
Today we’ve shown you the future of gaming. We’ve given you a needlessly long glimpse at the continuing adventures of Nathan Drake, we’ve given you Hideo Kojima’s final on-stage appearance ever, we’ve given you an awkward interview with her from Heroes, and let’s not forget that breathtaking PaRappa / LittleBigPlanet news.
We’ve also shown you our vision for the way gaming will evolve with PlayStation Vision, our virtual reality headset, before rounding things off with our astonishing Final Fantasy VII music announcement.
We’re sure you’ll agree that the future of PlayStation is looking incredibly bright, and we look forward to continuing to entertain you for years to come.
Unless you only have a Vita.
[sHOW ENDS WITH APPLAUSE, GAMEPLAY MONTAGE]
 

καλο και αυτο, εεε?

[gkalas]

Αλητη p: .Δηλαδή οχι Beyond good and evil;

[naruto14]

Και δεν είναι και πρωταπριλιά

[JohnVani18]

Πιθανή η αποκάλυψη του Vanquish 2 απο Platinum Games.

 

Platinum Games’ E3 2015 reveal could well be Vanquish 2

[naruto14]

Πιθανή η αποκάλυψη του Vanquish 2 απο Platinum Games.

 

Platinum Games’ E3 2015 reveal could well be Vanquish 2

 

Ότι θα ανακοινώσουν νέο τίτλο ισχύει. Να δούμε αν θα είναι το Vanquish 2.

[empire_1924]

Τα ίδια και τα ίδια......αυτή η γενιά(μέχρι τώρα) αποδεικνύεται κατώτερη(κατά πολύ) των προσδοκιών.Τίγκα στο remastered.....2-3 τίτλοι αξίζουν(The Last Guardian/που έχει καταλήξει ανέκδοτο η όλη αναμονή και FF XV που άλλαξε 10 ονόματα και επίσης έχει "κουράσει" απο την πολυετή αναμονή).Και κλασικά ανακοινώσεις τίτλων με release date '16-'19(και βλέπουμε).Σ'αυτό το σημείο,νομίζω η MS πάει να "κλέψει" την "δόξα" της Sony με το TLG.Τουλάχιστον απο την MS περίμενα μια slim έκδοση του X1 ρε γμτ.

Καλό '16 λοιπόν......!!!!

[theoritikos]

Και έλεγα πως κάτι δεν πάει καλά, όταν διάβασα για το hd remaster της rare

[skanjos]

μερικά new info, rachet and clank ps4 game και pes 2016 άυριο πρεμιέρα, neymar στο εξώφυλλο ,nice!!!!! 

[anamenos]

μα πόσο τραγικοί, ούτε η αγωνία της παρουσίασης μας έμεινε πλέον.

[naruto14]

μα πόσο τραγικοί, ούτε η αγωνία της παρουσίασης μας έμεινε πλέον.

 

Μην ψαρώνετε ρε

[gkalas]

Αναμενε μας ψάρωσαν τα κωλοπαιδα

[Alastor192]

 

Return to the same critically acclaimed world of The Order 1886 with a sequel offering another five whole hours of gameplay, two hours of which will consist of cut-scenes.

Building on the features that gamers loved in the first title, The Order 1887: Five More Hours will feature an even wider aspect ratio.

The first game ditched the conventional 16:9 ratio in favour of a more cinematic 2.40:1. This time we’re taking it even further than with an eye-dropping 7.30:1 ratio, making a game that, for the first time ever, looks even more cinematic than cinema itself.

 

The Order 1887: In-game screenshot

 

 

καλα γελαω μονος μου εδω και κανα 10λεπτο