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[TriLoBiTe]

ε όχι με κατάλαβε

 

Ντάμπλ ακάουντ?  Και με αυτή την ερώτηση, ένας άνεμος ντεζαβού με συνεπήρε..

[slipknot]

"παίξε ένα τζόκερ ρε μάγκα...φέρε ένα τσιγάρο".

 

Και ξαφνικά θυμάσαι τον Alitiz να χώνει "για όλα τα αλάνια μες στα προποτζίδικα". Τώρα βγάζει νόημα.

[Valerie_]

 

FedEx Courier Services,

Federal Business District,

GP Plaza Block D,

Ikoyi Lagos, Nigeria.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Opening Hours

Mon-Fri08:00-20:00

Sat-Sun09:00-14:00

Holidays Closed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Customer,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package containing an ATM Debit Cash Card Number 7876310003001420 Valued at $2.3 Million United States Dollars that was registered with us for shipping to your residential address in your country. We thought that the United Nations/World Bank Organization gave you our contact details and that you would have contacted us by now. We would also let you know that a letter is also attached to your package which the United Nations/World Bank Organization stated to this company that you should present to the Bank alongside your ATM Debit Cash Card Number 7876310003001420. However, we cannot quote its content to you via E-mail for security reasons. We understand that the content of your package itself is an ATM Debit Cash Card Number 7876310003001420 Valued at $2.3 Million United States Dollars only; in FedEx we do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The package was registered with us for mailing by the United Nations/World Bank Organization, We are sending you this E-mail because your package is been registered on a Special Order. Currently your package was delivered to our delivery outlet at Memphis, USA awaiting clearance from this department. To track your package, go to www.fedex.com/tracking and insert the tracking number below to view delivery status.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

www.fedex.com/tracking

 

 

 

 

Tracking Number: 800277347645

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are advised to get back to this department as soon as possible so instructions can be given to you on how to get the clearance been required at Memphis, USA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Payment has already been made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates; this is to certify that the amount in the ATM Debit Cash Card is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will assist our delivery agent to avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of $280 US Dollars only to the FedEx Delivery Department for the Security Keeping Fee as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that the United Nations/World Bank Organization wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the facts that all items & packages registered with us has a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is required from you is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address in your country. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will only take us one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive at its designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by the United Nations/World Bank Organization before your package was registered with us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: We were not instructed to send you a mail, but due to the fact that your package has been registered with this company since on the2nd of January and left Lagos, Nigeria on January 3rd 2013, due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you because the United Nations/World Bank Organization did not leave this department with your current residential address. We personally sealed your package and we found your Name and your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. You are hereby advised to provide us with the below details so we can immediately start the processing and redirection process of your package as soon as possible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please Reconfirm Your Delivery Details.

First Name:

Last Name:

Delivery Address:

State:

Country

Direct telephone Number:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kindly complete the above form and submit it to the Dispatch Officer in Charge (Mr. Maha Monte) using his contact details below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contact Us.

Mr. Maha Monte

Dispatch Officer in Charge

Email: [email protected]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As soon as your delivery details have been received, our accounting department will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $280 USD only. They will not hesitate to issue our delivery agent the clearance to deliver your package to your residential address in your country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours Faithfully,

Fred Robertson.

FedEx Online Management.

All rights reserved. ©1995-2014

οργανωμένοι καλά αυτή τη φορά.

[black_rabBiT]

Και ξαφνικά θυμάσαι τον Alitiz να χώνει "για όλα τα αλάνια μες στα προποτζίδικα". Τώρα βγάζει νόημα.

 

Την εκαναν. "Θα τα πουμε, χρωσταω κεραση".

[Lucifer]

Τηλέφωνο μάνας:

 

-Θέλω μια χάρη! Είναι εδώ η Νικολέτα και ο Δημήτρης (σ.σ. δεν έχω ΙΔΕΑ ποιοι είναι) και θέλουν να εκτυπώσουν κάτι εισιτήρια αλλά είναι σε pdf και δε μπορώ να τα τυπώσω, να στα στείλω να τα μετατρέψεις;

-Σε τι;

-Από PDF!

-ΣΕ τι;;;

-Να μπορώ να τα τυπώσω!

-ΤΙ ΘΕΣ ΝΑ ΝΑΙ ΑΥΤΟ ΠΟΥ ΘΑ ΤΥΠΩΣΕΙΣ

-Ό,τι θες!

-Θες να τα στείλεις να τα τυπώσω εγώ;

-Ναι! Σε τι να στα στείλω;

*κλικ*

[Valerie_]

η νικολέτα και ο δημητρης σε ξενα σπιτια εκτυπωνουν;

[revolver1990]

Πολύ θα ήθελα ένα άλμπουμ με τις πρώην σας, όχι μόνο εσένα προσωπικά αλλά γενικά των της ίδιας άποψης, εκτός αν μιλάμε για κατηγορία σακη ρουβα

και ισχύει βέβαια οτι ειδικά για ηλικίες <25 , "αν δε μπαζώσεις δε χτίζεις"

οχι οτι η ραλλη είναι και μπάζωμα, μην τρελλαθούμε δηλαδή.

Υποκειμενικά είναι όλα.Για σένα μπορεί να μην είναι για μπάζωμα ενώ για κάποιον άλλον να είναι.

[Lucifer]

η νικολέτα και ο δημητρης σε ξενα σπιτια εκτυπωνουν;

 

Αν θεώρησαν ότι η μάνα μου είναι ο κατάλληλος άνθρωπος για να κάνει κάτι στο PC που αυτοί δε μπορούν, δε με εκπλήσσει.

[black_rabBiT]

Υποκειμενικά είναι όλα.Για σένα μπορεί να μην είναι για μπάζωμα ενώ για κάποιον άλλον να είναι.

 

Θα μου δειξεις μια που θεωρεις πολυ ομορφη;

[Voziniotis-3]

 

edit: Τώρα παρατήρησα ότι στην καρτέλα γράφει Nicki Minaj ft. French Montana.

Πως τολμά η ασπρουλιάρα;

Θύτηςςςςςςςςςςςς, έτσι ρε

 

μλκ δεν το ξερα. γαμαειιιιιιιιιι

[revolver1990]

Θα μου δειξεις μια που θεωρεις πολυ ομορφη;

Ok

 

 

Άρτεμις Αστεριάδη

 

Jennifer Connely

 

Claire Forlani

 

Είναι μικρή ακόμα Paris Jackson

 

 

[black_rabBiT]

Με την πρώτη γέλασα. Για πες και γι' αυτήν, να φανταστώ σου είναι εντελώς αδιάφορη;

 

 

 

[revolver1990]

Δεν έχει περίεργο πρόσωπο?

[slevinkelevra]

Γιατί τόσο μένος για τον Τριλοβίτη?

ωστε εσυ ησουν πουλακι μου!!!!!!!!!!!

[black_rabBiT]

ε άντε γαμήσου