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Στην θεία κοινωνία χρησιμοποιούν κρασί ΝΑΜΑ, το οποίο είναι επικό σκέτο (χωρίς ψωμιά και βραστά νερά). Έπαιρνε η μάνα μου για να δώσει στην εκκλησία αλλά πολλές φορές το έπινα εγώ πριν προλάβει  :X

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Για αυτό:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhaIWfo3Zi4

 

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Ορίστε ένα που μου άρεσε:

The things you could have done with him!

1).  Throw random sh** in on him.  Basketballs, teddy bears, marbles, ice cold water.  
2).  Fill that little room he finally broke into with balloons.
3).  Tell him how you "collect spiders" and then toss in a few rubber ones.
4).  Have the "HAL 9000 computer voice" from "2001, A Space Odyssey" talk to him.  "Hi Dave, what are you doing?  Why are you kicking the door Dave?  I'm sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that."
5).  Go on a vacation and come back two weeks later.  He'll still be alive but less hyper. 
 The room will be a bit nastier though.
6).  Toss in nothing but gay porn.  Tell him he has to write an essay on "why being gay is great."  A second essay on "why crime is a bad idea" would be good too.
7).  Explain to him how you are part of a demonic cult and he is to be gang raped and sacrificed to Satan later that night.
8).  Play nothing but Justin Beiber music.  Pretty soon he'll be begging for the gang rape and sacrifice.  LOL

You did about all you could and get away with.....although the balloons and HAL 9000 voice would have been OK think.
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Για αυτό:

 

υπάρχουν πολλά εύστοχα σχόλια από κάτω.

Ορίστε ένα που μου άρεσε:

The things you could have done with him!

1).  Throw random sh** in on him.  Basketballs, teddy bears, marbles, ice cold water.  
2).  Fill that little room he finally broke into with balloons.
3).  Tell him how you "collect spiders" and then toss in a few rubber ones.
4).  Have the "HAL 9000 computer voice" from "2001, A Space Odyssey" talk to him.  "Hi Dave, what are you doing?  Why are you kicking the door Dave?  I'm sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that."
5).  Go on a vacation and come back two weeks later.  He'll still be alive but less hyper. 
 The room will be a bit nastier though.
6).  Toss in nothing but gay porn.  Tell him he has to write an essay on "why being gay is great."  A second essay on "why crime is a bad idea" would be good too.
7).  Explain to him how you are part of a demonic cult and he is to be gang raped and sacrificed to Satan later that night.
8).  Play nothing but Justin Beiber music.  Pretty soon he'll be begging for the gang rape and sacrifice.  LOL

You did about all you could and get away with.....although the balloons and HAL 9000 voice would have been OK think.

 

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