Αστεία για Προγραμματιστές

[tr3quart1sta]

[Επισκέπτης]

Κι ένα φρέσκο:

https://toggl.com/programming-princess

[Χάρης Μυλωνίδης]

[Χάρης Μυλωνίδης]

κάποιος μάλλον μας κάνει πλάκα δεν γίνεται αλλιώς :devil:

τελικά το blue box δεν πέθανε ζει και βασιλεύει και τον κόσμο κυριεύει.

[Tmark]

http://imgur.com/gallery/qA4Bu

[PC_MAGAS]

Παίδες η μάνα μου σχολιάζει τον κώδικά μου. (Επίσης είναι πρώτη φορά επεξεργασία βίντεο) Παρακαλώ διασκεδάστε.

[kwstaskara]

Ετσι και ένα καλο που βρήκα. Αξίζει να το διαβάσετε

 

 

Husband wrote:

 

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities . Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run , and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead .

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?

 

 

Analyst replied:

 

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it,

consider buying additional Software such as
"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0"
"HUGS\ KISSES 6.0"
"TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0"
"even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install following as these are not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

"Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version)
"One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version),

BEST WISHES!

Yours,"
Systems Analyst.

[ggeo1]

https://twitter.com/MarcosBL/status/728442224132825089

[Highlander]

https://twitter.com/MarcosBL/status/728442224132825089

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[Fat4Life]

Ευκαιρία για "Junior programmer".

 

https://www.kariera.gr/%CE%B8%CE%AD%CF%83%CE%B5%CE%B9%CF%82%20%CE%B5%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%B1%CF%83%CE%AF%CE%B1%CF%82/gr/%CE%B1%CE%B8%CE%AE%CE%BD%CE%B1/junior-programmer/j8j4fj6pv4h3ktvvzq0/?APath=2.21.0.0.0&sc_cmp1=js_GR_JobRes_1&IPath=QHKCV

[Kercyn]

Κάτι τέτοιες αγγελίες μου θυμίζουν Ζαχαρία πραγματικά...

[Predatorkill]

DevFromHell. Οτι καλυτερο εχω ακουσει φετος.

[tsofras]

DevFromHell. Οτι καλυτερο εχω ακουσει φετος.

Για προγραμματιστες είναι το τοπικ...

[albNik]

Το πρόγραμμα θα σχεδιαστεί εξ ολοκλήρου από την κυρα Μαργαρίτα και απλώς θα περαστεί σε γλώσσα προγραμματσιμού.

 

http://www.dotnetzone.gr/cs/forums/thread/77883.aspx

[PC_MAGAS]

Το πρόγραμμα θα σχεδιαστεί εξ ολοκλήρου από την κυρα Μαργαρίτα και απλώς θα περαστεί σε γλώσσα προγραμματσιμού.

 

http://www.dotnetzone.gr/cs/forums/thread/77883.aspx

Αυτό ΔΕΝ είναι για γέλια αλλά για "Γιαγιά το δίκανο".