Αστείες, περίεργες, ενδιαφέρουσες εικόνες.

[Toufas]

[pappous_soulis]

Πως το λεγανε εκεινο το περιοδικο που αρχισε τις λεξεις μακακας και αλλες τετοιες κωδικες εκφρασεις που κανεις ποτε δεν καταλαβε? Free?

 

Άσε μας ρε μακάκα, εδώ ξεμείναμε από αστεράκια για το γαμιέσαι.

[Toufas]

Άσε μας ρε μακάκα, εδώ ξεμείναμε από αστεράκια για το γαμιέσαι.

 

[Toufas]

"first world problems"

 

 

[viper2005]

[deesnider]

 

Διασταύρωση σκύλου με νυχτερίδα;

[Toufas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox

[deesnider]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox

 

Ναι ρε 'συ, το ξέρω! Αλλά δε θα ήταν ενδιαφέρουσα διασταύρωση;

[Toufas]

 

Και καποιος εγραψε το εξης:

 

 

 

 

TL;DR American Pie Remix for Cthulhu Pie

A long, long time ago

I can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle

And I knew right then at first glance

That I could make a pie perchance

And maybe it would have a little smile

But the result, it made me shiver

As I removed it after dinner

Bad news on the stove top

My breathing came to a stop

I can't remember if I cried

when I looked into its evil eyes

But something touched me deep inside

The day I baked that pie

So, Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

Did you come here to make me flee,

And were you sent by the devil to me,

Will the Bible tell me so?

Did you come here to devour my soul,

and will locusts fly out of your berry holes.

I had to back away real slow!

Well, I know that you’re an evil dessert

and I'm not sure I can get away unhurt

I figured what have I got to lose

Man, it was time for me to choose.

I was a lonely teenage pastry cook

with a soul that heaven had forsook

so I knew that it was time to book

The day I baked that pie.

I started singing

Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

Now for ten years I've been on my own

but the pie still haunts me when I'm all alone,

But that’s not how it should be.

When I grabbed my things, and I ran away

the pie spoke to me in an ominous way

with a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while I thought I was safe and sound,

the pie's power grew by leaps and bounds.

Humanity was enslaved;

No one could be saved.

And while all I wanted was a tasty treat,

the pie took over the world's elite,

And we were forced to make a hasty retreat,

The day I baked that pie.

We started singing

Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

Helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter.

The survivors hid in a fallout shelter,

But our supplies weren't going to last.

It was time to strike, to save our lives.

Before the pie lead to our demise,

So we came up with a plan really fast.

Now an evil mist was everywhere

and Cthulhu's minions reaped death and despair

we only had one chance,

we had to make our stance!

The pie it tried to make us scream

so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream

and we filled a truck to the extreme

The day I baked that pie

We started singing

Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

Oh, and there we were all in one place,

the Cthulhu Pie had given us chase

but there was no time left to run and hide.

So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!

our plan was crazy, and our implementation drastic

but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide

Oh, and as I watched it shout with rage

My hands clenched a spoon, ready to engage.

The pie was born in hell

but we broke that satan’s spell.

and as we devoured its tasty crust

and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust

I saw Cthulhu laughing with disgust

The day I baked that pie

He started singing

Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

Now, 100 years have come and gone

and the Cthulhu Pie is legend and song

and that's the way it stayed for a while.

Until, a girl went to the grocery store

Where I had gone years before,

and she baked apples in a crust, and gave it a smile.

And in the streets: the children screamed,

The lovers cried, and the poets blasphemed.

the evil had returned;

all of humanity burned.

And the three men I admire most:

The father, son, and the holy ghost,

They caught the last train for the coast

The day she baked that pie.

and they were singing...

Bye Bye Cthulhu Pie

you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why

Your evil crust makes me want to cry

this will be the day that I die...

this will be the day that I die...

 

 

[*nenya*]

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<3 <3 <3

 

 

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επειδη δεν το καταλαβε κανεις, αυτο ειναι απο το νεο godzilla

 

 

 

[viper2005]

[Liverpool89]

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