Ανέκδοτα - Ένας τύπος παίρνει κάθε πρωί το λεωφορείο...

[ilias_97]

 

 

Πως τα φερνει η ζωη, εκει που ονειρευοσουν να φτιαχνεις σαπουνια, να τρεμεις τωρα μην σου πεσει στη ντουζιερα...

[yannis27gr]

Υπάρχει άνθρωπος που ονειρευόταν να φτιάχνει σαπούνια; 

[pournaras]

Υπάρχει άνθρωπος που ονειρευόταν να φτιάχνει σαπούνια; 

 

Ο Παπουτσανης...

[frenzy]

Και ο Χιμμλερ.

[pinwkolwnies]

 

 

 

 

Σου πέσανε πάνω από δύο συλλαβές στη λέξη,ε;

Πρόμις,για σένα θα το βάζω σε spoiler....

[KoKoPsOpSaRoS]

Μπαίνει ένας σε ένα κρεοπωλείο και ρωτάει τον χασάπη:
-Να σε ρωτήσω, το κουνέλι πόσο πάει;
-Ε στην κατηφόρα πιάνει 60 χιλιόμετρα.

[Ntinaras]

Υπάρχει άνθρωπος που ονειρευόταν να φτιάχνει σαπούνια; 

seriouslee τωρα?

 

[DhZou]

Ο Παπουτσανης...

Με πέθανες...

[akpe]

Η Χρυσή Αυγή έβγαλε ανακοίνωση ότι δεν γνωρίζει τους κ. Μιχαλολιάκο, Κασιδιαρη, Παναγιώταρο και δεν έχει καμία σχέση μαζί τους.

[pournaras]

http://www.faz.gr/%CE%BA%CE%AC%CF%88%CF%84%CE%B5-%CF%84%CF%8E%CF%81%CE%B1-%CF%84%CE%B1-%CF%83%CE%BF%CF%85%CF%84%CE%B9%CE%AD%CE%BD-37-hot-pics/

[yannis27gr]

Το τόπικ είναι σχετικά με ανέκδοτα, όχι τις ορθοστατικές δυνατότητες της σιλικόνης.

 

Ωραίες φώτο αλλά άσχετες

[tr3quart1sta]

• Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

• Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

• Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

• Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

• Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

• Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

• Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

• Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

   

   

   

 

[BritGreek]

 

• Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

• Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

• Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

• Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

• Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

• Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

• Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

• Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

   

   

   

 

 

 

Wtf???

[hackerW32]

http://www.faz.gr/%CE%BA%CE%AC%CF%88%CF%84%CE%B5-%CF%84%CF%8E%CF%81%CE%B1-%CF%84%CE%B1-%CF%83%CE%BF%CF%85%CF%84%CE%B9%CE%AD%CE%BD-37-hot-pics/

και έλεγα με τι θα τραβήξω κουπι σήμερα

[salazar1991]

Κομμένο το ΧΑ ΧΑ ΧΑ για ευνόητους λόγους...

Παρακαλώ να γίνει ΓΕΛΑΩ ΓΕΛΑΩ ΓΕΛΑΩ!!!