Metra Antisilipsis

[jonsof]

Mege8h? Den nomizo. Telika ta DUO den einai kai toso asfalh? Kai ego pou ta eixa se ektimhsh!!!xaxa 8a allakso marka

[crAss]

Megethi iparxoun

Na xerete episis kai kati ipotimitiko gia emas tous ellines. Oti ta profilaktika pou kikloforoun stin ellada einai mikrotera apo oti ston ipoloipo ditiko kosmo me apokorifoma ta ellinika Durex (nai einai diaforetikou megethous to kanoniko profilaktiko to aplo apo oti auto pou kikloforei px agglia kai USA).

Tin exo pathei kai to exo psaxei.

Prota apo ola iparxoun 3 vasika megethi

1. Steno (an to peis mikro den tha to agorasei kanenas)

2. Kanoniko (auta pou pouliountai kata koron)

3. Megalo

Pantos ta megalitera provlimata den emfanizontai toso sto mikos alla perissotero sto fardos. Akoma kai an eisai poli proikismenos sto mikos tha voleuteis alla an sou einai steno ton poulo (gamise ta, megali pikra)

Tora stin elliniki agora profilaktika megalou megethous DEN kikloforoun sta periptera, super market ktl.

Osa mporeis na vreis se merika farmakia, sex shop kai sto condomania einai eisagogis

Kai eisagogis simainei timi exoterikou. Pano apo 500 draxmes to temaxio me apokorifoma ta amerikanika Durex Confort (gamo ta profilaktika, to sxima einai les kai to eftiaxe i NASA) pou exoun giro stis 9000 ta 12.

Pantos exo voleutei me kati germanika giro sto 500drx to ena (marka OYAYA). Auto kai gia kapoion pou eipe oti to sex einai to teleutaio pragma pou emeine tsaba. Skata tsaba me to kostos ton profilaktikon.<p>crAss

[Cristina]

Filtate Crass E G R A P S E S!!!<p>Ontos ta Durex einia poli mikra ta atima!

Diladi re si Crass ta prof pou kikloforoune sta SM einai ta kanonika i ta "stena"?

Pantos apo poiotita einai arketa kala mporo na po...

Akoma kai ta nyxia mou antexoun (alla mexri pote den xero! xexexexe!!!)

[crAss]

Merika supermarket kanoune kai eisagogi profilaktika apexo (px trojan-US kai hotrubber-elvetia kathos kai alli mia marka apo souidia pou den tin thimame tora) kai ta dinoune kai se kales times. Ekei ta megethi einai ta kanonika alla distixos den fernoun pote oli ti seira ton montelon opote XL profilaktika se supermarket den exo dei (vasika ta hotrubber exoun ena modelo pou ipotithete einai XL alla einai mono se mikos, se paxos einai to idio me ta kanonika, episis i Trojan exei to Magnum to opoio omos to exo vrei mono se sex shop).

Ola ta alla ta peripterou (again, stop, DUO, Durex (made in greece)) einai sinithos pros to steno. Ta DUO einai ligo megalitera eidika stin korifi.<p>crAss

[TonyMontana]

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK <p>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT

8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO

CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR ****

12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP

YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON<p>

[top-gear]

Geia sou Hellhound mamia me to karampinato sperma <p>kati eixa akousei gia gynekeio profylaktiko. einai sigegrimeni marka kai to vriskeis mono se farmakeia, gia psaxto.<p>an pali ki afto den kanei douleia, xrisimopoiise afto me tis ravdoseis, kai to gynekeio, kai an pali den kaneis douleia pare kai mia nailon sakoula vre aderfe! e kati tha petyxei sto telos xixi.<p>pera apo tin plaka yparxei gynekeio profylaktiko kai ap oti exo akousei einai kai apotelesmatiko<p>[ 11-01-2002: Το μήνυμα επεξεργάστηκε από: top-gear ]</p>

[billdanos]

Kanena oloswmo me fermouar yparhei???

[ladhm]

Vlepo Cristina to exis meletisi to 8ema se va8os e??? pppppppp

[psou]

Trojan me spermatokono(x-cite nomizw legodai) Me mia aplh suskeuasia twn 10 nomizw pws 8a eisai ok!Einai testarismena.Ta vriskeis se ka8e super market h se Hondos ktl

[Cristina]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ladhm:

<strong>Vlepo Cristina to exis meletisi to 8ema se va8os e??? pppppppp</strong><hr></blockquote><p>?

Den katalava... Giati to les ayto?

[pyro]

να τα παρουμαι απο κει που τα περνουνε και για τις τσοντες!!!

σοβαρα τωρα, σκευτητε το, στην στοντα παζουνε οι πολλυ προικησμενοι....και ειναι τις πιο πολλες φορες hardcore, οποτε αυτα που χροισημοποιουναι ειναι σιγουρα ανθεκτικα....

[apokaliptis]

LOL!!Nomizeis oti iparxoun condoms gia olous aytous tous prikismenous??Kaneis lathos meta apo ta 35cm den iparxei tpt...;p

[crAss]

Iparxei kai einai sa mia terastia sakoula...Alla den prostateuei apo to AIDS...

Iparxei kai ginaikio profilaktiko gia PIPES...Einai ena mikro orthogonio pou ipotithete to topotheteis pano sto ginaikio organo kai meta arizeis kai to glifeis...

Den pistevo na iparxei anthropos pou na to xrisimopoiei pantos.<p>crAss

[StRatiGos]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by apokaliptis:

<strong>Kaneis lathos meta apo ta 35cm den iparxei tpt...;p</strong><hr></blockquote><p>dustixos exeis dikio.Xronia psaxno kati pou na me volevei alla tpt!

[darkman]

meta apo prosektiko diabasma olon ton apntiseon blepo oti oloi exete orexi na ginete piramatozoa akouo gia alifes magika xapia anthektika profilaktika apo kaoutsouk kai oti allo mpori na bali o nanthropinos nous

sprai losions kai viagra

an kai an diabasete ta ligosta mou post den exo milisi pote prostixa tha apantiso ligaki gia proti fora giati to thema einai kai flegon

loipon gia mena i kaliteri lisi einai to trabigma kai den enoo 1 deyterolepto prin alla 3-4 lol

kai exeis to kefalisou isixo tora to xeri sou tha sinexisi to xeri tou sintrofou to stoma tou sintrofou ayto einai diko sas thema lol oti allo kai na kanis exeis fobo na tin pathis eeee tora an pou kai pou thelis kai allagi eee baze profilaktiko

ayta ta oliga enstasis panta dektes

filika darkman