Quote my day!

[zlimvos]

Material_Defender_1032

said:

Η ζωή είναι ένας (_|_),γ@μ@ τoν πριν σε χέσει...

Δικά μου <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Δικο σου..? Μα καλα ποσο χρονων εισαι? Αυτο το πρωτοακουσα πριν 10 χρονια τουλ.

[Material_Defender_1032]

OK, πάω πάσο τότε... <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

(Μην μας πούνε και clopyrighters κιόλας... <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />)

 

Material Defender 1032

[KaizerSoze]

3 einai ta megala erwtimata tis zwis

-Yparxei Theos?

-Yparxei alithini agapi?

-Ti thesi paizei o Kapetanos ston Irakli?

Antwnis Panoutsos

[The_Skyfaller]

basketball

said:

file mou eimaste fun enos iperohou anthropou....tou megaliterou epistimona stin istoria!!!!!

 

His best...

 

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

 

 

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

 

 

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

 

 

If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

 

 

It's not that I'm so smart it's just that I stay with problems longer.

 

 

Reality is merely an illusion, but a very persistent one!

 

 

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. (η απόλυτη "τάπα"... <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )

[basketball]

euharisto file mou!!! you made my day...heheheheheh

 

[Γηρυόνης]

Πιστεύω ότι τις καλύτερες τις λέει ο Allen.

 

"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers.

 

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield.

 

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."

Steve Martin.

 

"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, "that's a big word for a girl of fifteen'."

Emo Philips.

 

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."

Les Dawson.

 

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

Woody Allen.

 

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

Woody Allen.

 

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

Woody Allen.

 

"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal,

particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."

Unknown.

 

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little

things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay

good money for in later life."

Emo Philips.

 

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like

and just give her a house."

Steven Seagal.

 

"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Harrods comes out with a

ride-on vacuum cleaner."

Roseanne.

 

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

Johnny Carson.

 

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

Paul Rodriguez.

 

"Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do

what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from

children".

Anon.

 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms, But men can fake whole relationships."

Sharon Stone

 

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."

Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

 

"I saw a heavy woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said,

"Thyroid problem?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf

is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

 

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson

 

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he

never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush

 

"Ah, yes "divorce" from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals

through his wallet."

Robin Williams

 

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only

time of the month that I can be myself."

Roseanne

 

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

 

"According to a new survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front

of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women

are too judgmental, while, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert de Niro

 

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are

having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.

'So what's the problem?' "

Dustin Hoffman

 

Finally, one of the all-time best quotes:

 

In a recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he didn't

think there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored

and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His

answer was a classic: "I believe that forgiving them is God's function, our

job is simply to arrange the meeting."

[Alexandroz]

"We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal and then leap in the dark to our success."

Henry David Thoreau

 

"Don't just do something, sit there! Sit there long enough each morning to decide what is really important during the day ahead."

Richard Eyre

 

Dont concentrate on making a lot of money, but rather on becoming the type of person people want to do business with.

Patricia Fripp

 

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a persons determination.

Tommy Lasorda

 

A happy person in not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

Hugh Downs

 

Predetermine the objectives you want to accomplish. Think big, act big and set out to accomplish big results.

Mark Victor Hansen

 

Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential, vital quality of those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change.

Robert Kennedy

 

What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs.

Babe Ruth

 

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

Unknown

 

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

Chinese Proverb

 

Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what youre going to do now and do it.

William Durant

 

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Thomas Jefferson

 

The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it distracts, it excites, it gives you knowledge of the world and experience of a wide kind. It is a moral illumination.

Elizabeth Hardwick

 

A man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder.

Thomas Carlyle

 

The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal.

Cicero

 

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.

Henry Ward Beecher

 

We are travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.

Robert Louis Stevenson

 

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny.

Unknown