The_Skyfaller Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Aigeas said: Kai nomiza pos oi insomniacs eixan xasei kathe diathesi gia ta oraia pramata <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)) Never!!! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Το κενό δοχείο κάνει τον μεγαλύτερο θόρυβο Σαιξπηρ (και...) The empty bottle rattles the most ... Metallica <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Όλοι οι άνθρωποι έχουν εθνικότητα. Οι ιρλανδοί και οι εβραίοι έχουν ψύχωση. Brendan Behan No man's advice is entirely worthless. Even a watch that won't run is right twice a day. Έλα μου ντε! Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. Sioux Indian Prayer ... <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The_Skyfaller Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 pyro said: oneirepsou san 0a zhseis gia panta, zhse san 0a pe0aneis shmera den 0umame Μήπως ... Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi ???
Edgar Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 "Screw you guys, I'm going home" Eric Cartman "Wanna get high?" Towelie "TIMMY!" Timmy "Scott Tenorman must die!" Eric Cartman "Every time a Chinese builds a City Wall, the God damn Mongolians tear it down..." City Wok Guy "Shut your fυcking face, Uncle fucker..." Terrance & Phillip
Causabon Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 10 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 1. Ουάου! Για δες... 2. Μα, χθες ήταν εδώ... 3. Τι εννοείς δεν έχουμε backup; 4. Γιατί αργεί τόσο πολύ; 5. Χρησιμοποιήσαμε Windows για την ανάπτυξη της εφαρμογής... 6. Τι κάνει το rm -rf / ; 7. Τι στο καλό... 8. Μυρίζεις τίποτα να καίγεται; 9. Χμμμ... δεν το έκανε αυτό χθες. 10. ΟΧΙ! Όχι αυτό το κουμπί!!! 11. Χμμμ... είναι πολύ ευκολότερο όταν ξέρεις τι κάνεις... 12. Για να δούμε, τι κάνει το mkfs... 13. Γιατί να αλλάξουμε το root password; Είναι μικρό και εύκολο. 14. Τι είναι αυτός ο ήχος; 15. Τι έκδοση DOS τρέχει αυτό το SUN; 16. Να, δες πόσο εύκολο είναι... ωχ! Έχεις πάρει backup, σωστά; 17. Αυτό το καλώδιο φαίνεται να περισσεύει... 18. Λοιπόν, φαίνεται να κάνει κάτι... 19. Είναι ΤΟΣΟ παράξενο. 20. Λυπάμαι, δεν εγκρίθηκε κονδύλιο για νέο εξοπλισμό. 21. Τι εννοείς ότι αυτό ήταν το μοναδικό πρωτότυπο; 22. Το μηχάνημα έφαγε το tape, αλλά, ευτυχώς, έχω το κατσαβίδι μου μαζί. 23. Ώστε δεν διάβασες τις οδηγίες... rmuser... πώς ΗΤΑΝ το login σου; 24. Τα δικά ΜΟΥ αρχεία, τα έκανα backup. 25. Τι πάει να πει χρειαζόσουν αυτά τα αρχεία; Κι εγώ χρειαζόμουν χώρο! 26. Αναρωτιέμαι τι κάνει αυτή η εντολή. 27. Εννοείς ότι δεν συμπεριφέρομαι σωστά στους χρήστες; Ποιο username ΕΙΧΕΣ; 28. Πες μου πάλι το '-r' στο rm τι κάνει. 29. Α, δικά σου ήταν τα αρχεία που έσβησα; 30. Γιατί έκανα renice τις εφαρμογές που έτρεχες; Πώς αλλιώς θα 'παιζα quake; - O Sysadmin της εταιρείας σας ...
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DeCoN Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" Mr. Garisson "I'm a loser baby, s why don't you kill me?" Beck "kai ta panta na allaksoun..., oi bides 8a meinoun" Absolut_D <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> "F_U_C_K that!!!" O eksorkisths sto scary movie 2
The_Skyfaller Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Παίχτηκε κάτι δύο μηνύματα πιο πάνω, ή είναι η ιδέα μου ... ? The_Skyfaller
basketball Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Idea sou <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> !
basketball Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 The_Skyfaller said: Παίχτηκε κάτι δύο μηνύματα πιο πάνω, ή είναι η ιδέα μου ... ? The_Skyfaller Apla file mou kaname plakitsa kai gia auto ta svisame pros apofigi pareksigiseon...hehehehehe <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> peiraksa tin porcospino me kati paromoio!! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> ola okkk!!!!! take care
Marcos_Aurilius Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 11 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Όταν δεν γνωρίζουμε την Ιστορία μας, είμαστε καταδικασμένοι να την ξαναζήσουμε Μια ιστορικός στο ΕΤ1 προ 10ετιας... <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Triton Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 <SpecFor21> ta hlektronika paixnidia den ephreazoun ta paidia.An px to pacman mas eixe ephreasei(ti genia mas) tha eimaste se mia skoteinh aithousa kai tha xorophdousame panw katw,deksia-aristera,masoulwntas magika xapakia kai akougwntas epanalambanomenh mousikh. Kristian Wilson,Nintendo Inc,1989 (Liga xronia argotera genhthikan ta rave parties,h mousikh techno kai ta xapakia ekstasy)) <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Jonous Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 'Only 2 things are infinent : The universe and human stupidity...And i'm not sure about the universe...' - Einstein 'When a man who has many to say says nothing..his silence can be deafening!'
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Material_Defender_1032 Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δημοσ. 12 Φεβρουαρίου 2003 Δεν υπάρχει κανένας τρόπος για να αποφύγουμε τον πόλεμο, απλός ο καθένας τον μεταθέτει προς όφελος κάποιου αλλού Macciavelli Η ζωή είναι πουτ@ν@, έχει σκατό-νταβατζή και πάντα σου ζητάει περισσότερα λεφτά από όσα έχεις... Η ζωή είναι ένας (_|_),γ@μ@ τoν πριν σε χέσει... Δικά μου <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Material Defender 1032
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