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Pantws paides pera apo thn plaka kales einai oi katalhpseis gia aftous pou ka8ontai spitaki tous..<BR>gia rwthste aftous pou ksepagiazoun to vrady sto sxoleio kai eina aypnoi kai PEINAsMENOI <BR> tongue.gif" border="0

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Triton:<BR><STRONG>Pantws paides pera apo thn plaka kales einai oi katalhpseis gia aftous pou ka8ontai spitaki tous..<BR>gia rwthste aftous pou ksepagiazoun to vrady sto sxoleio kai eina aypnoi kai PEINAsMENOI <BR> tongue.gif" border="0</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>epidi akoustike kapoio parapono DIEGRAPSA to keimeno.<p>[ 14-09-2001: Message edited by: spasoklambania ]

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Χα! Πάει το σκάλπ σου! Το διάβασα εγώ!<BR>Neted, διαβασέ το κι εσύ για να μην στο πάρω! smile.gif" border="0<BR>Καλά, βρε Σπασοκλαμπάνια, γιατί τα έγραψες αυτά; Απομνημονεύματα γράφεις; Όχι σε παρακαλώ, μην γράψεις και για τις υπόλοιπες τάξεις!

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Re <B>spasoklambania</B> ti masate re???<P>To monadiko kai kalitero aitima einai to "Den theloume na kanoume mathima!"<P>Katalavaineis giati??<P>Den einai kako na min thes na kaneis mathima...<P>As ftiaksoun epitelous ena sxoleio pou na kerdizei ta paidia kai oxi na ta xonei me to zori...<P>Autos alloste einai o ousiastikoteros kai o megaliteros logos gia oles tis katalipseis pou ginane apo to '90...

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re se ena allo sxoleio, den thimamai pio, akouga pos exoun sirmatoplegmata stous fraxtes gia na min kanoun kopanes, exei pc o kathenas sto thranio tou pou einai sinexos sindedemeno sto net, kai se pernei camera kai mporoun oi goneis sou na se doun opiadipote stigmi meso net! lol

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Den kserw an to exete akousta alla einai pragmatikothta!<BR>Sto 4o lykeio zografou exoun vgalei thn kentrikh porta edw kai 2-3 xronia...................................................................gia na mhn kanoun katalipsi!!!<BR>Exoun enan Rambo diefthinti o opoios paei me tanalies kai spaei tis alysides opou vrei...

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LOL<BR>egw eixa akousei oti sto 4o eniaio argiroupolis propersi nomizw o lykeiarxhs koimotane <B>mesa</B> sto sxoleio (upothetw sto grafeio tou) gia na min kanoune katalipsi...<P>- alles faseis apo to sxoleio mou:<BR>(sigxwreste me pou vgainw ektos thematos alla pisteyw oti exoun gelio, kai tha itan askopo na anoiksw deutero post)<P>ta perissotera apo ta parakatw exoune ginei/ta exw dei me ta matia mou:<P>parathetw quote tou lykeiarxh ligo meta tin proxtesini proseuxi:<BR>"ipenthimizw kai sta dio sxoleia (epeidi sistegazomaste me tee) oti apagoreuetai to kapnisma se olo to sxoleio. Kiriws gia ta koritsia, kai gia to "hobby" tous na kapnizoun mesa stis toualletes. Na eiste sigouroi oti tha kanw <B>efodous stis toualettes</B> ama xreiastei"...<BR>simplirwnontas:<BR>"Ama to kseftilisete to thema tha mpei louketo stis toualetes, kai osoi theloun <B>na pigainoun sto oikopedo apenanti</B>, to exw kanei kai tha to ksanakanw"<P>Spania fainomena:<P>Na kanei mia proseuxi, na exei dipla tis ton lykeiarxh, kai apo pisw ena skyli na "afodeuei", meta na mas rwtaei ourliazontas gia poio logo gelagame, kaneis na min exei to kouragio na apantisei, kai fusika oso perissotero dinata fwnaze, toso perissotero gelagame...<P>Na kopanaei mpekatsa, peristeri, i oti allo itane telos pantwn sto parathyro...<P>Na kathetai o "Mr exw-faei-ta-pswmia-mou" mathimatikos eksw eksw stin karekla, na feygei i karekla pisw, kai na prospathei na stirixtei me ta xeria tou sto thranio...<P>Na spaei i karekla enos kathigiti sto amfitheatro, na trwei savoura, na sikwnetai panw, kai na gelaei san xazoxaroumenos...<P>Na xtipaei to kinito mathiti mesa stin taksi, na to sikwnei kai na milaei...<P>Na xtipaei to kinito Kathigitrias mesa stin taksi, na to sikwnei kai na milaei...<P>En wra astronomias, me tin profasi oti exw programma astronomias (eixa diladi, to Starry Night Basic), na eimai me to laptop teleytaio thranio, kai na paizw quake...<P>Kathigitis: giati kathises toso pisw paidi mou?<BR>Mathitis: den vlepw kala kyrie...<P>Kathigitis mathimatikwn: allwste kai oi arxaioi aigyptioi klp klp...<P>Fistikopolemos me to geitoniko sxoleio<P>Aitima tou gymnasth se filiko podosfairiko agwna me kapoio sxoleio tis glyfadas enw kerdizame 15-4... "kanoniste na paiksete xalia to teleytaio 5lepto kai na xasoume"...<P>Ston idio agwna kapoios efage sout stin mapa<P>To sxoleio mas se kapoio simeio enwnetai me to diplano (trito glyfadas) xwris kagkela i tpt allo (twra exoune valei mia siderenia porta) itane kapoioi kai kapnizane, opote skaei o lykeiarxhs kai me ti mia oloi sto dipla sxoleio "den eimaste mesa sta oria kirie"...<P>Kathigirtis: giati kapnizeis paidi mou?<BR>Mathitis: giati o dromos mexri ta pneumonia einai megalos kai prepei na ton strwsw me pissa"...<P>Na pigainw persi to septemvrio prwti mera, na mas vazei mia psiloergasioula stin taksi, kai egw (meta apo ena olokliro kalokairi sinexous chat, net, klp) na ksekinaw na grafw me greeklish...<P>Kai telos to gelio pou epese otan diavastike to parakatw stin taksi (apo vivlio arxaiwn ellinikwn tis a likeiou, osoi pane prwti tha to vroune kapou stin eisagwgh):<BR>"filokaloumen te gar met euteleias, kai filosofoume aneu malakias"...<p>[ 19-09-2001: Message edited by: akpe ]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by akpe:<BR><STRONG><BR>Kai telos to gelio pou epese otan diavastike to parakatw stin taksi (apo vivlio arxaiwn ellinikwn tis a likeiou, osoi pane prwti tha to vroune kapou stin eisagwgh):<BR>"filokaloumen te gar met euteleias, kai filosofoume aneu malakias"...<BR>[ 19-09-2001: Message edited by: akpe ]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><BR>Ax re Akpe ti mou thimises me auto!!!<BR>kathoti 3h desmi..... (palio systima)<P>eimastan stin desmi 15 koritsia mono kai eixame enan para poli poromeno kathigiti me ta arxaia. kapoia fora porothike toso poli pou anti na pei stin diplani mou <BR>"Pes mas ioanna..." <BR>tis eipe....<BR>"Pes mas antigoni..." rolleyes.gif" border="0 <P>Paidia kali xronia osoi ksekinate sxoleia!!!<P>Gia tous ypoloipous....<BR>Kali zoi !!! shocked.gif" border="0

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lol egw thimamai palia pou den epiana akoma ta mallia mou kotsida (ta makraina akoma), kai se mia stigmi akolouthei o dialogos me ton gerako:<P>Mathimatikos: pes mas esi tin 3 kopela mou<BR>Egw: e?...antwnhs...<BR>Mathimatikos: Pws?<BR>Egw: Antwnh me lene!<BR>Mathimatikos: (sxedon psithirizontas) a, agori eisai?<P>ntoing...entaksei, ta makria mallia re...alla poses kopeles exoune mousi...!?<P>Proscopino...egw pou paw thewritiki kai sta 2 tmimata, imaste 3 agoria/17 koritsia kai sto allo 2/19...gunaikokrateia sketh...afou egw kai ta alla 2 agoria sto tmima mas spania akougomaste... ;p<p>[ 20-09-2001: Message edited by: akpe ]

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Xexexe...ti thymithika kai egw twra....<BR>axxx...re na mastan pali 3h lykeiou (h kalyterh taksh xexe...hmoun kai tamias 15melous kai thn eixa loufa)...<P>Egw thymamai faseis opws ton portokalopolemo pou pezame emeis (1h desmh) me thn 4h.<P>Kathigiti fysikhs pou prospathei na ekshghsei kai na apanthsei se mia erwthsh mathiti...na mhn katafernei na ekshgisei kai na gyrnaei ston mathiti kai na tou leei:<BR>"Katse katw...mperdeytikes"<P>xaxaxaxa<P>Mathiths (1h fora):Kyrie (ston mathimatiko) o Nikos den me afhnei na parakolouthisw!<BR>Kathigiths:Hrema....<BR>Mathiths (2h fora):Kyrie...synexizei...<BR>Kathigiths:Teleiwnete na kanoume mathima...<BR>Mathiths (3h fora):Ti tha ginei kyrie...den mporw na parakolouthisw<BR>Kathigiths:Pw pw re paidi mou ti roufianos pou eisai?Giati karfwneis ton symathith sou....perase eksw! grin.gif" border="0 <P>xaxaxaxaxa<P>Mathiths na perpataei sto diadromo tou sxoleiou molis exei xtyphsei to koudouni gia dialeima kai thn wra pou perpataei....na anoigei h dipla taksh thn porta kai na tou skaei sthn mapa....<P>---------<P>Kathigiths fysikhs (auton pou eipa kai pio panw) na katebainei ta skalia gia na paei sto grafeio kai emeis na tou petame ena pornoperiodiko sta podia....<P>e...to phre...kai phge sto grafeio...phgame emeis apo to parathyro na doume ti ginete...kai aytos to edeixne kai stous ypoloipous kathigites!<P>Kathigith na moirazei stous mathites tou prosklhthria gia to gamo tou (nai nai pali o idios fysikos),alla na mhn anaferei gia gamo...alla gia "koinwnikh syndesh".<P>Mathiths B desmhs:Egw pisteyw oti tha xtyphsw Iatrikh Athinas<BR>Kathightria mathimatikwn:Kala...ta arxidia mou tha pareis!Katse kai diabase ligo...<P>Olh h 3h lykeiou panta xeiroktrotouse opoiondhpote elege kati...akoma kai sthn prosefxh...(panta prolabaina to xeirokrothma...olo argoporhmenos phgaina)<P>Teleytaies meres sxoleiou pezame mpougelo...<BR>Me rwtaei enas filos mou:Pou einai o malakas o Krouphs(pseydwnimo) na ton mpougelwsw.<BR>Egw:Apo katw akrbws (eimastan prwto orofo).<BR>....paei autos kai petaei to nero apo katw xwris na dei...<BR>...apo katw htan h dieythintria...<P>Pentahmerh,o gymnasths anebenei ta skalia tou ksenodoxeiou methysmenos kai fwnazei:<BR>"EIMAI KAI O PRWTOS GKOMENOS...EIMAI KAI GAMW TOUS GKOMENOUS..."<P>Exw kanei to klasiko kolpo,pou bafeis ena komati xarti kai to bazeis sto donti sou kai fenese fafouths...mou milaei o kathigiths ths xhmeias kai egw tou xamogelo(fafoutika) kai mou leei..."Exeis problhma e?O aderfos mou einai odontotexniths..."<P>Zhtaw mia wra adeia gia syskepsh tou 15melous...tous mazeyw olous,meta zhtaw thn epomenh wra giati den mas eftase h prwth...thn 3h wra eixa gymnastikh...telika tis teleytaies 3 wres kaname syneleyfsh tou 15melous pou dikaioumastan(olo to sxoleio)...thn epomenh mera phgainame 1hmerh.<P>Thn hmera pou eixe nikhsei o PAO ton Ajaz 1-0 sto Amsterdam gyrnousame apo thn 5hmerh...to epomeno prwi sto sxoleio oloi oi bazeloi panhgyrizame...tote enas apo thn 1a lykeiou leei to ekshs...<BR>"OPOIOS EINAI PAO.....(ola ta blemata panw tou)...ti me noiazei emena"<P>Paraskeyh brady kaname synestiash...Paraskeyh prwi ftiaxname thn megalh aithousa...ligo prin to meshmeri erxete h dieythintria kai leei ston antiproedro tou 15melous<BR>Dieythintria:Kampolh (etsi ton elegan),dwse mou ligo ta kleidia ths aithousas na dw kati...<BR>ta dinei to paidi...<BR>Dieythintria:Na dw twra pws tha kanete synestiash!!!!!!!!<BR>........ekleise to sxoleio...emeis xwris kleidia...apotelesma...mas anikse o dhmarxos!<P>Kathigitria:Peite mou pedia ena fysiko mazi me ena nomo pou exei efeybrei.<BR>Mathiths:O nomos tou Bazexa.<P>Na xtypaei kinhto mathith sths taksh (otan eixan protobgei)...na to shkwnei....<BR>kai na milaei me mathith apo thn diplanh taksh!!!!<P>Ena pouli na mpainei apo thn porta kai na bgainei apo to parathyro...<P>Se wra kenou na bgainw apo thn aithousa kai na fwnazw "GAMWTO MOU...NYSTAKSA"...bgainei o mathimatikos apo thn dipla aithousa kai me paei sto grafeio giati akouse oti eipa "GAMW TO MOUNI SAS".<P>Mathith na sfynwnei sta kagkela kai na ton boithane 4 atoma na ksefrakarei.<P>15atoma sthn seira na kanoun "tourla" akribws apenanti apo ta grafeia twn kathigitwn.<P>Thn 3h lykeiou na mhn mpainei gia mathima gia na dei 2 pedia pou eixan balei stoixhma sto mpasket.<P>Podosfairikos agwnas...Geniko(emeis)-Texniko ths perioxhs...to skor 0-0...to paixnidi hthele 5 lepta na teleiwsei kai o diaithths biazotan giati eixe douleia.Ton akouw pou monologei "Pw re pousth mou den tha prolabw kai tha peksoun kai paratash...",meta apo 2 lepta diwxnei to stoper mas kai o diaithths sfyrizei penalnti...panikos,xamos,tipota omws...mpainei gkol...hthele 3 lepta na liksei kai kana dyo kathisterish...meta apo 1 lepto apo to penalnti eixe sfyriksei thn lyksh kai etrexe san ton Carl Lewis!<P>Mathiths na erxete 10lepta prin na sxolasoume kai na leei "Sygnwmh...arghsa na ksypnhsw...mporw na mpw?"<P>Apousiologos:Kyrie den ypograpsate...<BR>Kathigiths:Ela mwre...ypograpse esy gia mena...<P>Mathiths gymnasiou na soutarei thn mpala apo to dipla sxoleio (kolhta htan Gymnasio)...na pernaei panw apo to ktyrio tou lykeiou....na skaei sto proablio kai na mpainei kalathi sthn mia mpasketa.<P>Symathiths mou na klotsaei thn mpala tou mpasket gia na thn steilei pisw sta paidia pou pezan apo mia apostash 10-15 metrwn kai na mpainei kalathi...kai ekei pou gelagame kai ton legame kolofardo na tou ksanaerxete mia allh mpala na ksanaklotsaei kai na ksanampainei opws kai prin...(kokalo oloi tote)<P>Mathiths na trexei (ston xabale),giati ton khnigouse enas otan ton peirakse o prwtos kai autos na koutoulaei panw sthn mpasketa.<P>Kathigiths sto mathima:Pedia exei kanenas kanena tsigaraki?<BR>Mathiths:Atyxhsate...mono mayro!<P>Teleytaia mera ths 3hs lykeiou<BR>Kathigiths:Kales diakopes pedia...ta leme tou xronou!<P>kai polla alla...para polla

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merika pou thimithika simera, mia kai eixame tin prwti mas wra gimnastikis tis xronias:<P>persi to xeimwna loipon, anelava thesi termatofylaka...sto klassiko proavlio me tsimento katw...varane to prwto sout...e eixa sinithisei egw apo to mini soccer...kai petagomai na piasw tin mpala (foraga ena kontomaniko kai mia forma)<P>simperasma: ena skismo sto xeri, mou koureliastike ligo o wmos..<P>tin epomeni mera eskasa me fouter, 2 mplouzes apo katw, jeans, kai gantakia termatofylaka...oses xristopanagies kai na petaga den stamatagan na gelane grin.gif" border="0 <P>========<P>o gimnastis pou eixame itan teleiws trellos...palaiwn arxwn kietsi, alla to viase to thema...mia fora evrize mia kopela epi 20 lepta epeidi tin eide na tin agkaliazei ena agori...<P>========<P>pige mia kopela ston dieuthinti epeidi forage shortsaki...<P>========<P>mathitis: kirie mporeite na katsete peripou 2 metra deksia apo tin mpasketa?<BR>Gimnastis: giati paidi mou?<BR>mathitis: e exoume tin kolwna tis mpasketas gia tin prwti, alla den exoume deutero dokari<BR>(otan ton pige ston dieuthinti, o dieuthintis kserathike kiriolektika sto gelio)<P>==============<P>kai to klassiko pou exei ginei se polla sxoleia:<P>kathomouna pisw pisw me mia fili mou, kati legame, kai gelagame. opote leei o mathimatikos "to teleutaio thranio eksw"<P>e sikwnomaste, pairnoume to thranio, to vgazoume eksw, ksanampainoume meta<BR>"kirie na paroume kai tis karekles?"...<P>=======<P>na exoume desei me petonia tin eikona panw apo ton pinaka...na tin kouname...kai i thriskeutikou na kanei to stauro tis...<P>=======<P>na spaei to pomolo apo mesa, kai oloi na vgainoun apo ta parathira

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by akpe:<BR><STRONG>Proscopino...egw pou paw thewritiki kai sta 2 tmimata,...<BR>[ 20-09-2001: Message edited by: akpe ]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> shocked.gif" border="0 shocked.gif" border="0 shocked.gif" border="0 <BR>Den eimai proscopino... eimai porcospino <BR> <BR> grin.gif" border="0 grin.gif" border="0 grin.gif" border="0 <P>Pantos ta sxoleia einai theika...<BR>O idios poromenos kathigitis pou anefera pio pano mas eixe paei mia fora san triti desmi (15 koritsia) se ena theatro gia na doume tous "batraxous". Omos o kaimenos den iksere mallon ti simainei na einai skinothetis toy ergou o Voutsinas (TO vrisidi !!! kai TA prostixa!). Afou loipon egine prasinos kokkinos kai kitrinos mas paratise stin mesi tou ergou kai efige !!! rolleyes.gif" border="0

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