Istories kathimerinis trelas...

[Masquerade]

Ti na pw re sy gia thn anissoroph...Ton exei trelanei ton kakomoirh.Mia exoyn allaksei oi hmeromhnies sto PC,kati ekanes esy kai allaksan,thn allh kollhse kati exeis kanei den tha katsw na asxolhthw feygw.Kamia mera tha akoysei kana kanthli apo ton Mpamph kai tha exei kai apolyto dikio o anthrwpos.Des fash thn Paraskeyh: Eixa kollhsei kati kammena spirta sto tavani(tha sou deiksw pws ginetai an den ksereis,exei arketh plaka)kai me fwnakse sto grafeio ths(xwris na kserei oti egw ta eixa kollhsei)na mou pei oti ayta pou einai sto tavani einai mikrokameres gia na thn parakoloythoyn ta afentika an douleyei swsta.Ti na pw re gamwto.Ti allo tha akousw edw mesa.....

[midnight_man]

Den ntrepesai ligaki re blackman?<BR>Einai asteia auta?<BR>An diladi o pateras tis doulebe sti DEH, fantazesai ti tha ginotan?<BR>Mia analogi fasi thimamai me ena programmataki, pou se rotage kati ki an pigaines na apantiseis "no", to icon allaze sinexeia thesi. To stelno se mia fili, kai me pairnei meta apo ligo, na me rotisei, an ipirxe diaroi (?) sto mouse i stin othoni...<P>nick

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xaxa<BR>siga mhn eixe pathei kai diaroia to mouse

[Blackman]

XAXAXAXAXAXA...kalo...<P>perimenw na dw pw kaneis to kolpo me ta spirta ...<P>Istoria 25<P>Etos: 1998<BR>Topos: Diadyktio<BR>Eidos epikoinwnias: Chat<BR>Server: irc.msn.com (den yparxei poia)<BR>Room: #greece-no-limits_the-original<BR>Nickname xrhsth: Gaston (gyneka)<BR>Istoria:<P>Ws gnwston ston Internet kyklogoroun diafora programatakia pou einai gia plaka...<P>Ena apo auta eixe ta ekshs xarakthristika.Elege oti htan paixnidi kai otan to etrexes sou zhtouse na kanei ena check sta arxeia tou diskou...patwntas OK omws...diabaze men ola ta arxeia tou diskou,alla me thn diafora oti anti gia CHECKING ebgaze DELETING...<P>Kai otan o xrhsths patouse Cancel,den stamatouse,alla tou ebgaze mynhmata tou styl "Pathses 10 fores to Cancel?Wow eisai apelpismenos...pata synexeia to cancel kai isws stamathsw na sou sbhnw arxeia!" (xaxaxa)<P>Se ayth thn periptwsh oi psarwmenoi pathenan to kati tis...kai trelenontousan.<P>H periptwsh omws mias kopelas,xrhsths Internet apo to 96 (dyo xronia tote),einai apo ekeines pou emeinan sthn istoria.<P>Etsi pou lete,ena bradaki kata tis 11:30 chattarame maniwdws sto proanaferthes dwmatio,egw me kamia 30ria akoma xrhstes.Tote leei ena palikari onomati Exagon (o Internet dad ekeinhs ths pareas) sthn Gaston oti exei ena paixnidaki me poly plaka.Dioti mou to eixe steilei emena thn prohgoumenh mera,ths lew kai egw na to parei kai oti akshzei klp klp klp.Kapoia stigmh,efoson to exei parei h kopela to arxeio,mas grafei oti etimazete na to treksei.Profanws to trexei,giati den apantouse gia ta epomena 3-4 lepta kai sthn synexeia thn blepoume na bgainei (apo kopsimo ths syndeshs).E tote ksekinhsame oloi kai kaname ypothseis.O enas elege oti ekane Atl+Ctrl+Delete,allos elege oti ekane shut down ola ta tasks mazi me thn syndesh,allos elege oti ekane reset,allos oti ekleise to PC apo to koumpi...xabales genika...allos elege oti tha ebgale to PC apo thn mpriza...kai genikws kaname oloi ypotheseis gia to ti tha mporouse na ekane h kopela kai eixame pethanei sto gelio prospathontas na katalaboume to megethos tou panikou pou epathe kai to megethos ths malakias pou ekane.<P>Etsi pou lete...meta apo kana 20 lepto mpainei h typisa mesa kai ksekiname ta xouneria emeis...thn peirazame genika kai perimename agwniwdws na mathoume ti ekane.<BR>Tote mas leei h typisa: Ksekinhsa to programa kai blepw oti mou sbhnei ta arxeia...pedia panikoblhthika giati eixa tis ergasies mou sto PC kai mou hrthe kapws...pathoume cancel...alla tipota.Kapoia stigmh apo ta polla cancel pou pathsa mou ebgale ena mynhma "You have pressed the 'cancel' button one hundred times.You must be a really idiot not to understand that this is a joke!" mesa sta polla pou mou eixe bgalei mexri ekeinh thn stigmh kai htan to monadiko mynhma pou prolaba na diabasw,alla gamoto ta agglika mou den einai poly kala.<P>Thn rwtame tote ti ekane gia na stamathsei to olo mysthrio...<P>Gaston:Katebasa ton geniko...<P>

[Blackman]

Efoson leme tis pataties twn allwn...as poume kai kapoies dikes mas...<P>Istoria 26<P>Prin liges meres xreiastike na sthsw ena PC.Ta syndew ola kanwnika.Anoigw to CPU ola ok...anigw thn othonh...anabe men to lampaki alla den eblepa tipota sthn othonh.<P>Ektos autou omws den akouga kai ton hxo pou kanoun oles oi othones otan akoigoun (ena xaraktiristiko tsak)...koitaw kalwdia...anoigw-kleinw...tipota<P>tzifos..."Ta pekse" lew h othonh.Koitousa to kalwdio tou reymatos mpas kai den to exw balei kala sthn othonh...tipota...tzifos.<P>Erxete o proistamenos mou kai me blepei apogohteymeno...<P>Proistamenos:Ti egine re George?<BR>Egw:Gkantemia re gamoto...prepei na kahke h othonh...<BR>Poistamenos:Eisai sigouros?<BR>Egw:Esy ti les?Anikse thn na to deis kai esy...den kanei oute to xaraktiristiko thorybo pou kanei otan anoigei mia othonh.<BR>Proistamenos:katse re George,gia balth sto reyma pali na doume...<P>Anigw pali to PC...syndew thn othonh kai meta thn anoigw.<P>Egw:Na...oriste...den anoigei!<P>Ekeinh thn stigmh o proistamenos mou kanei mia me to xeri tou stis rodeles tis othonhs pou einai gia to fwtismo kai ta xrwmata kai tsouuuup....na thn h othonh sta isia ths.<P>Proistamenos:Tha mas trelaneis re Giorgo...afou h othonh einai OK...auto den to eides?<BR>Egw:Pwww pw ti blakeia...e ma poso blakas eimai?<BR>Proistamenos en eisai BLAKAS...eisai NEOS!<P>Hthiko didagma?Pote mhn kaneis ton polyksero...den ksereis pote tha thn pathseis o idios.<P>

[Vasilius]

Paides kante mou mia xarh kai koitakste ta hits pou xei auto to post...emena mou deikse kaiti xilliades...

[Skonhet]

thn wra pou kanw to post, to topic eixe 1358 hits

[Blackman]

Istoria 27<P>shmerinh<P>Xrhsths (sto thlefwno) : Giwrgo mou bgazei na kanei AutoAttribe.<BR>Egw: Sou ebgale TI?!?!?!<BR>Xrhsth: AutoAttribe...<BR>Egw: Pou sou to ebgale?<BR>Xrhsths: Sto PC..<BR>Egw : (swpa!)...dhladh ti ekane?<BR>Xrhsths : Phga gia kafe!<P>NTOINGKKKK<P>Egw: Phge gia kafe kai sou ebgale AutoAttribe?<BR>Xrhsths: Nai...nai ...nai<BR>Egw: Diabase mou akribws tis sou bgazei...<BR>Xrhsths: Loipon..."Microsoft Outlook...do you want Auto Archive to run now?"<BR>Egw: Twra mou eipes AutoArchive kai oxi AutoAttribe pou mou eipes...<BR>Xrhsths:E...autoi oi latinikoi oloi idioi einai!<P><BR>!!!!!!!!NTOOOOOOOOOINGK!!!!!!!!!!!<P><BR>Perastika

[Επισκέπτης]

8a 8ymaste pistevw oi perissoteroi ton fovero Kikis me to site tou pou mas ta eixe prhksei.....<BR>sas para8etw ton dialogo mas xtes to vrady paraleipowntas vrisies kai kati psila afhnwntas omws ta best of the best.... <P>[00:31:30] <kikis> to diko mou eine fobero! to diko sas poses dekades episkeptes exei tin mera!??! emena xiliades <BR>[00:31:42] <Triton> re sourgelo<BR>[00:31:45] <Triton> ti eina afta pou les<BR>[00:31:48] <Triton> xiliades?<BR>[00:31:57] <Triton> pas kala re?<BR>[00:31:59] <kikis> yep<BR>[00:32:01] <Triton> re ksekolla<BR>[00:32:05] <kikis> 1800 tin mera<BR>[00:32:13] <kikis> exo site oxi mlks<BR>[00:32:15] <kikis> eseis posa!??!<BR>[00:32:21] <Triton> giati de vazeis FREE STATS?<BR>[00:32:24] <Triton> ekei na se dw<BR>[00:32:47] <kikis> EGO EXO KANONIKO SERVER KAI MOU METRAEI TA PADA<BR>[00:33:00] <Triton> ase tis malkies kiki<BR>[00:33:00] <kikis> eseis sta free eiste akoma<BR>[00:33:03] <Triton> ama pragmatika<BR>[00:33:06] <Triton> eixes toses visits<BR>[00:33:08] <Triton> tha evazes<BR><B>1800 visits per day?ela alekooo ?xaxaxaxaxaxax</B><P>[00:35:57] <Triton> mexri kai sto insomnia se vrisane<BR>[00:35:58] <Triton> mexri kai sto insomnia se vrisane<BR>[00:35:58] <Triton> mexri kai sto insomnia se vrisane<BR>[00:36:03] <Triton> toso malaks eisai<BR>[00:36:21] <Triton> ante vare8hka na se vrizw....<BR>[00:36:24] <kikis> xaxaxaxaaxaxa theelis na sou stilo ta emails pou mou lene oti eime foberos!?!? apo insomnia!!<BR>[00:36:25] <Triton> ta leme<BR>[00:36:33] <kikis> ade kai ******* para pera tora<BR>[00:36:44] <Triton> aesena oute h mana sou dn 8a sou stelne email me mpravo<BR>[00:36:45] <kikis> mi se kano akill grnet!!<BR><B>Akill sto GrNet?xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxa</B><BR>[00:38:16] <kikis> exe xari pou ksexasa to admin password mou epeidi eine 10metra alios tha isoun akill tora<BR>[00:38:35] <Triton> EISAI SOURGELLO<BR>[00:38:36] <Triton> EISAI SOURGELLO<BR>[00:38:37] <Triton> XAXAXAXAXAX<BR>[00:38:38] <Triton> XAXAXAXAXAX<BR>[00:38:38] <Triton> XAXAXAXAXAX<BR>[00:38:47] <Triton> EISAI APO8EWSH<BR><B>Kiki zeis esy mas odhgeis.....</B><BR>[00:39:24] <kikis> xaxaxaxa oute ena mail server den exete<BR>[00:39:33] <kikis> kai eime apo ta liga site tis eladas pou exoun<BR>[00:39:37] <kikis> oute to insomnia exei<BR>[00:39:40] <kikis> oute eseis<BR>[00:39:44] <kikis> kai exete apo to hotmail<BR><B>einai apo8ewsh o typos.....</B><P>Kai gia opoion 8elei na dei oloklhro to log:<P><A HREF="http://homepages.pathfinder.gr/Nazargeth/kikis%2Elog" TARGET=_blank>Kikis the great Lamer</A><P>Paides eixa na gelasw etsi para poly kairo ..efxaristw Kiki na sai kala

[Blackman]

XRHSTEEEEEEEEE MOUUU