Istories kathimerinis trelas...

[Blackman]

Istoria 23<P>Ystera apo kapoies allages sta grafeia ths etaireias opws htan fysiko yphrksan allages kai se theseis ergasias kai sta PC...<P>Ypeythinos Kthriou:Giorgo den thelw na yparxoun katw kalwdia apo ta kompiouter opws kai na exei na ta ftiakseis etsi wste na mporoun na katharizoun oi katharistries.<BR>Egw:Entaksei tha ta ftiaksw egw mhn anyshxeite.<BR>Proistamenos tmhmatos:Egw sto kainourgio grafeio mou den thelw kalwdia.<BR>Egw:Ti ennoeite?Tha ta ftiaksw etsi wste na mhn einai ola ena koubari katw.<BR>Proistamenos tmhmatos en thelw katholou kalwdia...gia auto to logo exw parei asyrmato pontiki kai plhktrologio.Sto kainourgio grafeio tha fygoun kai ta ypoloipa kalwdia tou kompiouter.<BR>Egw:Ti lete?Dhladh reyma pws tha pernei?Diktyo?syndesh me thn othonh?<BR>Proistamenos tmhmatos: (me yfos kserola...kai me poly dwsh eirwnias) Den ksereis gia tis asyrmates epikoinwnies?Ta PC twra poia den exoun kalwdia.Alla den perimena oti den tha to hkseres...<BR>Egw:Sygnwmh...as poume oti nai yparxei tropos ayrmaths epikoinwnias CPU me Othonh....reyma rwtw pali...pws tha pernei?<BR>Proistamenos tmhmatos:E ma eisai teleiws adahs...pare kanena RAM na diabaseis na morfwtheis...diabase ligo kai kanena neo sto Yahoo!Tha deis oti ta exoun kanei ola ta PC xwris kalwdia.<P> <P><BR>NTOIIIIIIIIIINGK<P>Koufo?Egw to akousa <P>(To diko mou to PC douleyei me hliakh energeia.Den to kserate?Bebea...teleytaia leksh ths texnologias.Osoi den to kserete eiste asxetoi)<p>[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Blackman ]

[A-Ge0]

Xexe tote de 8a exeis dei to diko mou PC! Teleytaia leksi, ti leksi, teleyteo gramma tis texnologias! oxi mono doulebei me hliaki energeia (ase pou anagastika kai ebala enan anemomulo epano, na kanei tin kinitiki hlektriki energeia afou ekana overclocking) ALLA den exei kalodia oute MESA sto PC!!! nai fobero milame gia tin teleytaia leksi e!! Exoun emfyteusei sta hlektronia Artificial Inteligence kai ta kalodia einai parel8on!!! Briskoun pleon MONA TOUS TO DROMO!! NAI!!!<P>Ma kala de to kserate?? pffff ti eistai seis re! Ti asxetosuni einai ayti ? ante diabaste kana PC MASTER na anoiksoun ta matia sas. Kai leo pc master giati to RAM einai gia pio anebasmena epipeda!!<BR>Pfff ante remalia epesa kai apo to epipedo mou... ouuu...!<P>

[Manager]

Basika ilektriki energeia mporei na metaferthei asirmata kato apo idikes sinthikes (blepe pieseis kai thermokrasies) se para poli megales sixnotites...<BR>Afto profanos o proistamenos sou to iksere. <BR>Kai epomenos apetouse apo esena na eksopliseis to grafio tou me analoga mixanimata.<BR> <BR>A re blackman eisai poli tixeros pou exeis enan toso morfomeno proistameno. <P>

[Blackman]

Ep...mhn mperdeyomaste pedia...<BR>o proistamenos pou anaferw den einai o dikos mou...einai apo allo tmhma.<P>Doksa to Theo o dikos mou proistamenos kserei apo PC...oxi malakies.

[^BOOMBOOM]

epeidh kapoios eipe prin pws den prepei na eimaste uperbolikoi epeidh isws kai emeis na mhn xeroume px apo autokinhta kai na kanoume antistoixes gafes.<P>exw na pw pws h aitia gia ola ayta einai h domh tou PC kai isws kai twn windows, se ena aytokinhto px den einai dunaton na mperdeyteis kai anti na adeiaseis to tasaki na ksilwseis ton psekasmo kai na mhn doulevei meta , se ena pc poly eukola kapoios pou den xerei mporei na sbhsei ena 'axrhsto' arxeio (kapoio vxd, dll klp) kai na ginei sfagh.<P>to problhma dne einai toso sthn agnoia tou kosmou oso sthn domh tou upologisth pou den profylasetai kai afhnei ektethimenes poly shmantikes leitourgeies kai opoion parei o xaros<P>kata ta alla apo ta kalutera topic

[Blackman]

Istoria 24<P>(shmerinh)<P>Ktyphse diskos kai se allo PC kai anagkastika h xrhsths eprepe na katsei se ena allo PC gia na doulepsei.<P>Xrhsths:Giorgo thelw ta arxeia mou (Excel,Word) gia na doulepsw,opws epishs kai to email mou.<BR>Egw:Entaksei Giorgia...tha ta exeis kai sto allo to PC.<BR>Xrhsths:Tha mou ta antegrapseis? <BR>Egw: (skeftomaim:nai tha sou kanw copy to email apo ton ena disko ston allo?pwwww ti koufa akouw)<P>Egw: Oxi akribws...ta arxeia sou sto diktyo den ta eixes?<BR>Xrhsths:Kserw gw...<BR>Egw: Otan ekanes save pou phgaines kai ta ebazes<BR>Xrhsths:Sto U (to drive pou egine assign se map network drive)<BR>Egw: OK...entaksei katalaba.<P>...<BR>...<BR>...<BR>paw sto PC enos allou xrhsth pou leipei gia na thn balw na doulepsei...<BR>Xrhsths en tha ksebidwseis to xalasmeno kompiouter gia na antigrapsoume ta arxeia mou?<BR>Egw:Sto allo PC,exei xalasei o sklhros diskos...o opoios an den douleyei den mporei na doulepsei to PC.Kai den xreiazete na ksebiswsei kapoios ena ypologisth gia na antigrapsei arxeia.Ayto den ginete.<BR>Xrhsths:Kai pws tha parw ta arxeia mou...anyshxw.<BR>Egw:Hremise...katse sto PC tou Nikou kai tha ta exeis ola...<BR>Xrhsths:Wraia.<P>kathomai egw...anoigw kai mpainoume me to username kai to password ths xrhsths (anagkaia gia na exoume access sta dika ths prwsopika directories)...<BR>Kanw map to directory ths apo to diktyo...kai tsoup ta arxeia<P>Egw:Ayta einai pou douleyeis?<BR>Xrhsths:Nai nai...ayta einai (me ena yfaki apoxaynomeno tou styl "pws egine ayto"?)<BR>Egw:Wraia,katse na ftiaksoume kai to email sou<P>paw kanwnika kai orizw ton xrhsth apo ta services tou outlook kai tou lew na anigei prwta auto to username...<P>Egw:Auto einai kai to email sou...kai twra eisai ok<P>H xrhsths koitaei paraksena...kai pernei ena neyriasmeno yfos...<P>Xrhsths: OLA TA DIKA MOU MPOROUME KAI TA BLEPOUME APO TO PC TOU NIKOU?<BR>Egw:Nai...mporw na se balw na doulepseis se opoiodhpote PC mesa sthn etaireia.Mporeis na deis auta pou thes apo pantou?<BR>Xrhsths: (Se kraniomenh fash...)E AYTO EINAI ANEPITREPTO...PERIMENE EDW KAI THA DEIS TI THA GINEI<P>Egw exw parei ena yfos..."Ti egine re pedia?"<BR>oute pou katalaba ti eixe ginei<P>H xrhsths exei fygei sfera kai exei paei amesws sto grafeio tou dieythinth tou tmhmatos ths...meta apo ligo me fwnazoun mesa.Paw kai egw me yfos OUT OF SPACE<P>Dieythintis:Re Giwrgo gia na doume ti ginete,giati den katalabainw auta pou mou leei h Giwrgia.<BR>Xrhsths: DEN EINAI DYNATON O NIKOS KAI OLOI OI SYNADELFOI NA BLEPOUN THN DOULEIA MOU KAI OLA TA PRWSOPIKA MOU STOIXEIA KAI EMAIL.<BR>Egw: !!!!!e?!?!?! (ta fridia shkwmena)<BR>Xrhsths:NAI RE GIWRGO..KANE PWS DEN KSEREIS TWRA...PRIN LIGO DEN MOU EDIKSES OLA TA ARXEIA MOU KAI TO EMAIL MOU APO TO PC TOU NIKOU?<BR>Egw:Nai...<BR>Xrhsths: DEN MOU EIPES OTI AUTO MPOREI NA GINEI KAI APO OPOIODHPOTE PC THS ETAIREIAS?<BR>Egw:Nai sto eipa...<BR>Xrhsths: ORISTE KYRIE DIEYTHINTA...OLH H ETAIREIA BLEPEI TI DOULEIA KANW KAI TI EMAIL STELNW....<BR>Egw: <P>Katalabate ti egine twra etsi?<BR>Eksigiseis den edwsa...apla esteila ton proistameno mou na katsei na ekshghsei...<P>kai opoios thelei na to pei olo auto se mia mikroterh frash...mporei na diabasei thn signature tou Masquerade.<P>elpizw na mhn eipate tipota!<P>OIME!

[midnight_man]

Paidia , min to psaxnete kathe nea siskevi autou tou epipedou einai pio poliploki sti xrisi alla kai sti domi. Oi ipologistes eferan mia nea epanastasi, koinoniki, texnoligiki alla kai ithiki...<BR>To internet irthe san kerasaki stin tourta kai pleon opoios den katexei to athlima antimetopizetai peripou os analfabitos.<BR>Einai omos etsi? To thema me exei apasxolisei para poli kai skopebo na kano neo topic giati eimai sigouros pos oloi exoume poli endiagferontes apopseis na ekfrasoume...<BR>Gia zestama mono, tha sas ipenthimiso pos oi registered users tou insomnia einai meta bias 3000...<BR>Gia mena to problima einai sto attitude, diladi sto ifos tou kathe malaka, pou gnorizontas kapoia pragmata (liga i polla, den exei simasia), nomizei pos einai pleon o katoxos tis ipertatis gnosis kai automatos kathistatai ikanos na krinei olon ton kosmo (blepe proistamenos, sto peristatiko).<BR>Autoi (oi malakes) einai kai i apeili sti nea koinonia pou diamorfonetai...<BR>Sinexeia omos sto neo topic...<BR>(Kano kai trailer san ta nea tis tv)<P>Filakia<BR>Nick

[unforgiven]

Πανεπιστήμιο Κρήτης... 1990, τμήμα Φυσικής, ξενάγηση στο (πρωτόγονο τότε) internet σε text τερματικά με λειτουργικό VMS. Ο βοηθός εξηγεί "τι να πατήσουμε", μια κοπέλα φωνάζςι διαρκώς "μισό λεπτό! μισό λεπτό!" και ύστερα από λίγο απελπισμένη: "Αχ, δεν μπορώ! Το μηχάνημά μου δεν έχει.... W".<BR>Μεγάλη ιδιωτική σχολή, 1998 (ήμουν καθηγητής). Εξηγώ στα παιδιά πως λειτουργεί το δίκτυο της σχολής, που πρέπει να σώζουν τα αρχεία τους στον server κτλ... (Στον δίσκο του server, κάθε μαθητής είχε ένα δικό του folder). Όλοι λοιπόν είχαν ανοιχτό στο μηχανημά τους το παράθυρο του folder τους και είχαν σώσε ένα αρχείο txt με filename το όνομά τους. Προσπαθούσα να τους δείξω ότι με drag'n'drop μπορούν να το αντιγράψουν. Μια κοπέλα είχε ανοιχτά καμία 20ρια παράθυρα στον υπολογιστή της, μεταξύ των οποίων το root του server (το οποίο είχε όλα τα folders των μαθητών του τμήματος) και το δικό της folder. Όταν ήρθε η ώρα του drag'n'drop, "έπιασε" το αρχείο της και προσπάθησε να... το πετάξει με δύναμη, λες και πέταγε πέτρα! Το αποτέλεσμα: το άφησε στο folder του διπλανού της. Αφού το έψαξε αρκετή ώρα, το είδε στο folder του δίπλα, μέσα από το δικό του μόνιτορ. Και τι κατάλαβε;;; Ό,τι το πέταξε με δύναμη και πέρασε από την μία οθόνη στην άλλη!!! Και η απορία της: Πόσο δυνατά πρέπει να το πετάξει για να πάει στον παραδίπλα ή ακόμα πιο μακρυά;;;!!!<BR>Αφού είδα και έπαθα να καταλάβω τι έκανε, τι νόμισε και τι ρωτούσε, μου ομολόγησε ότι "δεν τα πάει καλά με τα κουμπιά". Ε, τι να της πω κι εγώ;;; Τις είπα: "Καλά θα σου φέρουμε έναν υπολογιστή με... φερμουάρ!". ʼναυδη αυτή, χαμός στην τάξη!

[stefgti]

Kala apaixtes istories! 8a moun r8oun kai mena kai 8a sas pw!<BR>Akouste istories apo dytikh ellada.H etaireia h opoia ergazomai exei analavei to service twn trapezwn,asfalistikwn etaireiwn kai sxoleiwn sth dytikh ellada.Opote mia mera milwntas me enan synadelfo mou leei:<BR>Mia mera me pernei nyxtiatika enas ypallhlos ths trapezas kai mou leei:<BR>8elw na kleidwsw na fygw alla esvhsa ta fwta kai vlepw exoun meinei kati mhxanhmata me lampakia anamenna. na vgalw to polymprizw na svhsoun??<BR>Mantepste ti h8ele na vgalei o typos!<P>To polymprizo tou rack!!!!!<P>Allh istoria:<BR>Ethnikh Asfalistikh <BR>Trexte den doulevei tipota edw sto diktyo!<BR>Paei o texnikos kai ti na dei kapoios eixe vgalei to router apo thn priza! <BR>Poios to vgale afto edw rwtaei?<BR>Apnathsh: E den mas exete afhsei kamia priza eleu8erh pou na valoume to mixeraki na ftiaxoume kafe?<BR>Opote thn epomenh fora:<BR>Exoume provlhma me to diktyo den doulevei tipote.<BR>Apanthsh Texnikou: Poios eftiaxe kafe??????<BR>Emeine h typissa!! (ontws pali frape phgan na ftiaxoun!)<P>TRELAINOMAI!!!!!

[Blackman]

Pwwwwwwww?Kai lew oti exw akousei kathes hdous malakia....<P><BR>synexiste pedia...antalakste gnwseis kai pote mhn peite pote.<P><BR>

[darkman]

sinfono apolita me ton filo blackman dioti douley kai ego se mixanografisi kai exo kato apo tin epoptia mou 15 magazia opote katalabenete ti karafles akouo kathe mera prosopika den toulaxiston stin periptosi mou den ftene i kopelies tpu exoume sta tamia giati tis proslambanoune xoris na exoun gnosis apo pc kai den tis ekpedeyoun katholou opote opos katalabenete ginete mpaxalo den tha xekiniso na arithmo istories giati tha nixtosoume aplos tha sas po mia teleytea apo katastima mas sto sintagma me perni tamias kai mou lei oti den tis bgazi login: gia na mpi sto tamia kitao kai blepo oti sto termatiko mou meso unix oti exei bgali kanonika login mou lei oti exi kolisi tis leo na kani restart meta apo kana 2-3 restart kai elexo ton kalodion tipota feygo lipon apo tin doulia kai pigeno sto sindagma na do giati to kolotamio den bgazi login eno fenete oti doulei kanonika ftano kai ti na do eixai piraxi to rodelaki kato apo tin othoni pou rithmizoume to anigoklima tou monitor me apotelesma to login na exei katebi kato kai na min fenete kai to gamoto einai oti den patise mia dio fores enter gia na di oti den exei kolisi perito na sas po oti i diadromi eitan 40 lepta kai afisa piso ena karo doulies kai ta akousa kai apopano giati lei ayta ta monitor den einai kala na ta alaxoume giati lei eprepe na einai opos tin tileorasi pou den rithmizis tipota tin skotonis nai i oxi

[Blackman]

Ypo kanwnikes synthikes thn skotwneis...<P>twra omws thn afhneis zwntanh na kanei kai alles malakies gia na mathoun OLOI oi filoi insomniacs (gia kathara ekpedeytikous skopous)

[Lupus]

enas filos texnikos paei se trapeza afou ton eixan fona3ei gia provlima me ton server.Rotaei mia ypallilo poy einai o server,i kopela tou leei ston trito.Paei to palikari ston trito kai rotaei ton tmimatarxi pou einai o server kai tou apanta:<BR>"Poios einai aytos o Server?To mikro toy?Pou thes na 3ero pou einai aftos mesa stoys 100 ergazomenous ths trapezas?"

[Masquerade]

Deite istoria pou egine prin liga lepta kai moiazei kapws mw thn teleytaia toy filou Blackman.<BR>Kathomaste me to mhxanografo ths etaireias kai prospathoume na ftiaksoume to PC mou giati eixe xasei to diktyo,opote mas erxetai mia synadelfos kai leei:Mpamph(o mhxanografos) den mporw na steilw fax apo to winfax.Einai kleisto to modem mou kai skefthka oti esy tha to ekleises apo edw<BR> gia na ftiakseis to PC tou Peri. <BR>Mpamphs: anoikse to kai mh les vlakeies se parakalw.<BR>Xrhsths en anoigei gi'ayto kai hrtha se esena.<BR>Mpamphs:Einai sthn priza?<BR>Xrhsths:Kai pou thes na kserw,esy eisai o mhxanografos...<P>Telika filoi mou to modem eixe vgei apo thn priza kai to eixe vgalei h idia me ta podarakia ths pou ta kounaei san na xoreyei otan kathetai sto grafeio.<BR>Pws to glytwse to kremasma den kserw....

[Blackman]

Re seis...pws kai den sas edeire kiolas?<P>( Dwse xeretismata kai ston Mpamph kai pes tou na diabasei auto to post na parigorithei )