Istories kathimerinis trelas...

[MY80-]

Koryfh, aploustata koryfh Akoma gelaw....elpizw mono na mhn einai etsi ta pramata otan paw na doulepsw giati....den ton vlepw kala ton toixo.....

[Επισκέπτης]

BlackMan EGRAPSES.<BR>Edwses yliko gia anekdota gia alla 50 xronia...

[Blackman]

Pedes na ksekatharisw oti ta atoma pou lene tetoies malakies einai se alla tmhmata...<P>px kapoio apo autous einai antrwpoi tou logisthriou...alloi einai product managers...kai alloi marketing managers...<BR>alloi einai aploi xrhstes pou exoun mathei na douleyoun to ERP systhma tyflosourth kai den kseroun tipota allo...<P>Shmera epifilasomai kai gia alla tetoia...<P><BR>parte akoma ena mikro deigma...<P>Istoria 18<P>Mia kopela apo to tmhma ths timologhshs me fwnazei gia na mou diksei ena mynhma pou ths petaei to PC kata thn enarksh...<P>Kanei restart to PC...ftanei sto shmeio pou zhtaei password gia na syndethei sto diktyo.<BR>Ths lew na to balei kai ekeinh to ekane.Syndeomaste sto diktyo kai ta Win95 (nai akoma douleyoun se tetoio leitourgiko) petane mynhma gia USER PASSWORD (pou ws gnwston patas enas ESC kai teleiwses).<P>Paw loipon egw na pathsw ESC kai ekeinh thn stigmh ksekinaei na fwnazei h typisa kai na leei<P>Xrhsths:MH MH MH...TI KANEIS EKEI?DEN KSEREIS?DEN PISTEYW OTI EISAI TOSO ASXETOS...EDW PREPEI ANAGKASTIKA NA BALOUME PASSWORD GIA NA PROXWRISEI...EINAI LATHOS NA PATHSEIS TO ESC...<P>Mazeyomai egw ekplhktos giati den katala ti malakies mou elege akribws kai akouste ti ekane h typisa na rixnete koutoulies...<P>Grafei Username to diko ths...pataei to TAB,grafei kai to password...<BR>pianei to pontiki kai paei kai klikarei panw sto CANCEL ...<P>MOUAXAXAXAXAXAXA....eipate pali tipota?<P>kai meta mou leei<BR>Xrhsths:E Twra mphkame kanwnika.<P><BR>NTOINGK (one more time)<P><BR>Argotera synexeia...

[Nitrous18]

<B>RE PAIDIA ELEOS DE MAS LUPATE KANENAS SE AUTON TON AMIRO KOSMO</B><P>Tha xsexasoume kai auta pou kseroume me auta pou diavazoume

[Blackman]

Xexexe...<P>sas lew twra ena freskotato...prin apo ligo egine...<P>Istoria 19<P>Prin ligo phga se ena xrhsth pou eixe problhma sto PC tou...kolouse sto "Starting Windows 95" kai den proxwrouse...<P>ekana diafora egw...prospathisa na mpw se safe mode...<BR>prospathisa se step by step confirmation<BR>...<BR>prospathisa se Dos-prompt...<BR>alla tzifos...tipota...den empaine.<P>O xrhsths me pieze giati eixe na kanei douleia...<P>Tou lew tote:<BR>Egw:Na sas balw na kanete thn douleia sas sto PC tou k.Giannh,twra pou leipei mexri na ftiaksw egw to diko sas?<BR>Xrhsts: (To skeftete ligo)Nai...bale me na doulepsw<BR>...<BR>...<BR>..<BR>paw sto allo to PC...to anoigw kai ftanei sto shmeio pou mou zhtaei logon sto diktyo.<BR>Egw:Gia peite mou Usersname kai password<BR>Xrhsts:Pou thes na kserw ge...den kserw tipota(NTOINGKK)<BR>Egw:Peite mou ta dika sas Username kai Password...<BR>Xrhsths:Ma den kserw...den ta kserw egw auta!<BR>EGw:Peite mou ta stoixeia me ta opoia mpenate ston allo ypologisth na ta baloume se auton.<BR>Xrhsths:Aaaaaaa auta thes...na sou pw ...bale Giannis<BR>Egw:Ypothetw oti auto einai to password...to username den to thymaste?<BR>Xrhsths:Oxi ayto einai ..grapse to<BR>Egw:Kala kala ...katalaba<BR>(Ton syndew sto diktyo me to diko mou password)...<BR>...<BR>..<BR>...<BR>Egw:Twra mporeite na doulepsete kanwnika.<BR>Xrhsths:Sto ORAMA prepei na doulepsw?<BR>(THA SOU PW EGW RE MEGALE POU PREPEI NA DOULEPSEIS ESY?)<BR>Egw:E...apo to ORAMA den thelete na parete ta stoixeia pou thelete?<BR>Xrhsths:Nai nai...<BR>Egw k febgw...<BR>...<BR>...<BR>proxwraw liga bhmata kai mou fwnazei pali o idios xrhsths<P>Xrhsths:Giwrgo...sigoura prepei na doulepsw sto ORAMA etsi?<P>OIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! !

[kirimis]

ΠΕΣ ΜΑΣ ΚΙ ΑΛΛΑ ΑΡΧΗΓΕ<BR>ΠΕΣ ΜΑΣ ΚΙ ΑΛΛΑ ΑΡΧΗΓΕ<P><BR>H ιστορια18 με αποτελειωσε... ειναι κορυφαια... <P>Πας για ΝΟΜΠΕΛ, για ΠΟΥΛΙΤΖΕΡ... παρτα... ολα τα βραβεια δικα σου....<BR>

[imported_PaSSaT]

Γιωργαρε με κουφανες με ολα αυτα!!Δεν ξερω τι να πω!!<BR>Αααααααα.......τωρα που το θυμηθηκα:Ειχα παει διακοπες στο χωριο(ενα κωλοχωρι πριν απο τον Πυργο Ηλειας).Ενα βραδυ που καθομασταν στην κεντρικη πλατεια συζητουσα με ενα παιδι που ειναι ο μοναδικος που εχει PC στο χωριο(κορυφη εεε; και τον ρωταγα τι επεξεργαστη εχει κ.τ.λ!Στην ερωτηση μου τι επεξεργαστη εχει μου αναπαντησε:τον τελευταιο!!! Συνεχισαμε την κουβεντουλα μας και καποια στιγμη τον ρωταω ποση μνημη εχει και μου λεει 1.2!!!! Απο εκεινη την ημερα σκεφτομαι τι μπορει να εννοει!!!<BR>Μπορει να βοηθησει κανεις;;;;<p>[ 30-08-2001: Message edited by: PaSSaT ]

[A-Ge0]

ksereis otan les gia mnimi se enan arxario me ypologistes paei o nous tous amesos ston HD, e 8a ennoouse 1.2GB!<BR>e tora katalabes kai poso "teleutaios" einai kai o epeksergastis tou... gyro sta... 16x/10x/40x <P>bravo blackman mou aresan giati einai pragmatika!!<P>na kai kati diko mou:<BR>Eixa paei se ena magazi pou polouse PC 2 xronia prin kai eixa ginei filos me tous polhtes. Kapia mera agorase kapios ena PC eno den eixe dei pote sti zoi tou -tropos tou legein- (gia tin epoxh toy gamato -asxeto) kai epidi oi polhtes eixan mia douleia eipan se mena na tou deikso liga pragmata. Loipon piga ego na agoraso kati cd kai tou eipa en to metaksy: File, pata to koubaki to megalo pou einai ekei kai 8a deis epano ena fotaki na anabei (to power, tote den eixe CTR+F12 ). E pao plirono ta cd sti tameia kai ti blepo meta!... o typos koitouse to tabani gia 10 lepta na brei to fotaki!!!!!!!!!!

[imported_PaSSaT]

HHD 1,2GB λιγο δυσκολο για up to date pc αλλα never mind...απλως το θυμηθηκα και το ανεφερα!!Kατι αλλο θα εννουσε...

[BlizardBill]

Poli kala ola auta alla min ksexnate oti oloi eimaste kapote etsi kai akoma isos eimaste se enan tomea pou den gnorizoume...<BR>Anekdoto ligo ektos klimatos...<BR><BR>4 filoi menoun me to autokinito sti mesi tou pouthena.<BR>Ox tin bapsame leei o enas katebeite na sprojoume, oxi perimene 5 lepta kai dokimase pali mpas parei, ego leo na pame na fonaxoume boithia leei o tritos..<BR>Tote petagete kai o computeras : Den bgenoume ejo kai na ksanampoume mpas parei???<BR><BR>Oso gia to no6 asteio tis diereseis me to 0 sto excel pou einai adinati exo antirisei, einai malakia tou excel pou to apagoreuei kai mas diskoleuei ti zoi.<BR>An thes as poume na kaneis mia praxi dieresis (me ena stathero arithmo) se mia seira dikon sou arithmon pou o enas einai kato apo ton allon kai dipla na fenete to apotesma tis dieresis tou arithmou pou edoses me ton stathero.<BR>Os edo kala , an omos tolmisis na bgaleis kai to sinolo ton apotelesmaton tis dieresis sou bgazei minima lathous....Auto ginete giati den epitrepete i dieresi me to 0 kai an esi baleis ligoterous arithmous apo osous to eixes programatisei den douleuei.<BR>An epitrepotan i dieresi me to 0 opos px sto turbocalc, arxaio simvato me excel5 gia amiga,kai evgaze 0 den tha eixes auto to xazo prob. <BR>To leo auto idietera mpas kai kapoios kserei kai me boithisi giati exo problima se ena programataki pou xrisimopoio.<BR>Thanks

[Nimrod7]

Na po ki ego dyo pou me koufanan...<P>Se kati typous apo thn kyvernisi pou elegxoun tin etairia... <P>Gov: Theloume na boume sto x programma alla den mpenei..<P>MIS: Login kai password vazete ?<P>Gov: oxi mou ta lete?<P>MIS: Grapste x gia login kai y gia password<P>Gov: Pos na ta grapso me to pontiki ginete ?<P>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>Se enan user pou meta apo 2 xronia stin eteria apofasizoume na tou allaksoume to password se ena programma gia perissoterh asfaleia:<P>User: Mou allaksate to password kai twra den mporo na mpo.<BR>MIS: evales x gia login, y gia password ?<BR>User: Nai, den mpenei...<P>katevenw kai ti na do... o typos evaze login kai password kai den patouse oute Enter, oute to koumpi login, apla perimene!!!!!<BR>kai na fantastite 2 xronia ekane login sto programma kanonika! <P>

[Alpapa]

Asta file kai ego ta idia kai xeirotera travao. Merika paradigmata<BR>Me fonazei kapoios exo leei provlima meta arxeia tou word grafo kati kai meta einai keno. Pao kai ti vlepo? O tipos anti file/ open ekane file save kai ekane ena empty file save pano sta dika tou <BR>Ena allo xontro pou ida itane me fonazoune oti to mouse ftanei mexri tin mesi tis othonis den paei parakato. Pao kai ti vlepo dipla sto mousepad ixe tixo me apotelesma na ftanei ston tixo to mouse kai na min proxoraei . Alla iparxoune kai gnostes tou thematos paei enas gnostis se kapoio pou grafei cd kai tou leei. To cd pou mou egrapses einai para poli psilo me apotelesma na pernaei apo mesa to laser kai na min to diavazei thelo na mou to grapsis se xontrotero cd.<BR>Kai omos ola afta einai alithina

[Blackman]

Istories...gia na kselafrwnoun oi palioi (apo to baros twn malakiwn pou exoun dei)...<BR>kai na mathainoun oi kainourgioi (ti exoun na pathoun).<P><BR>Ax Ax Ax

[Blackman]

Sorry gia to 2o synexomeno post alla...<BR>twra prepei na pw ayto pou molis egine...<P><BR>(w re pousth mou)<P>Einai h synexeia ths prigoumenhs istorias pou egine exthes...<P>Istoria 20 (synexeia apo thn 19)<P>Opws diabasate parapanw to PC tou xrhsth eixe problhma kai ton ebala na doulepsei se allo PC...exthes den katafera na asxolithw allo me to PC pou eixe to problhma kai phga shmera...<P>sto psaksimo pou tou ekana synidhtopoihsa oti exei xtyphsei o diskos...<P>Egw:Ftou...fenete oti exei xtyphsei o diskos<BR>Xrhsths:E kai ti egine ...petaton...den ton xreiazomai!<P><BR>

[bandito]

Parte ena kai apo emena. Prin 2-3 xronia, mou leei ena gnwstos "Den mporw na mpw sto internet me tipota"<BR>Sindromi exeis ton rwtaw.<BR>Exw mou apantaei<BR>Kai ti kanei diladi tou lew?<BR>"Anoigw ton explorer kai mou leei oti den mporei na entopisei ton server"<BR>E tou lew, den 3erw, tha erthw na to dw (pouu na fantastw o kakomoiros)<BR>Paw ekei, kai arxizw na psaxnw to modem. <BR>Ton rwtaw. "To modem einai eswteriko?"<BR>To pio? DEN EIXE MODEM O TIPOS!!!!!!<BR>Pali kala den eixe stisei keraia.