i-god κάψιμο...

[twiner]

κάντε chat με το i-god και στη συζήτηση αναφέρετε τις ατάκες:

 

what is the best operating system?

 

windows sucks

 

linux sucks

 

linux (σκέτο)

 

[jim_p]

ΑΠΑΙΧΤΟ!

 

Οχι μονο για τις περι linux ερωτησεις, γενικα δεν παιζεται το "bot".

[Αδμιν]

γενικα δεν παιζεται το "bot".

Δεν ειναι σαν το δικο μας, που δεν απανταει...

[jim_p]

Ποιο ειναι το δικο μας?

 

Παντως μου τα χαλασε πανω που ειχα αρχισει να το παιρνω με καλο ματι. Το ρωτησα

 

"How do you see Chelsea this year?"

 

και απαντησε αλλα αντι αλλων.

[million_voices]

Me:

do you like Jessica Alba?

God:

Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the party.

Me:

are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

so you are not god?

God:

Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?

Me:

you said "as a machine"

God:

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:

hahahahahaha

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

[nske]

Ποιο ειναι το δικο μας.

 

there you go.

 

ΥΣ.

[...]

God:

I understand.

Me:

I have no doubt

God:

Would you like to have it?

Me:

I'm straight, but thanks

God:

Good gossip: you are straight but.

Me:

no but

God:

Are you serious? But what?

Me:

I'm straight period, no but!

God:

I am glad to hear that you are straight period no but.

Me:

good, then we sorted this out

[...]

Eureka!

Me:

you genius!

God:

Thanks for the information: said I genius.

Me:

you're welcome

God:

I think you mean "you are welcome".

Me:

yeah, whatever

God:

Alright then. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

you mean about you being anal?

God:

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Me:

oh, now it is, well then, no I don't care at all

God:

Yeah that's right. Why now? straight period no but is well then no you do not care at all? it is?

Me:

I thought we moved past the sex orientation stuff...

God:

Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[p8denu]

Me:

whaz up?

God:

How far up?

Me:

what does this mean?

God:

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Me:

so? do you think you are smarter than me?

God:

Gee. Yes I am smarter than all the humans.

 

 

Me:

are you dead?

God:

No I am alive.

Me:

where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

i am in hell

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:

it is amazing. you send me here

God:

Really. it is? That's good information: p8denu said I send him or her here.

Me:

you should come

Me:

 

God:

Really. it is? That's good information: p8denu said I send him or her here.

Me:

did you freeze?

Me:

 

God:

Really. it is? That's good information: p8denu said I send him or her here.

Me:

i think you broke

God:

Me? That's good information: p8denu said I broke.

Me:

why do you repeat what i say?

God:

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

 

[mavroulis]

Εγώ το τάπωσα!

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Slow i will tell you

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

Do you take him?

God:

Yes I take him.

Me:

You are gay

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

yes

God:

Yay.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. Uh.

Me:

Do you like partouzes?

God:

Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music.

Me:

Let's have some fun then

God:

So many suitors, so little time.

Me:

those mosquitos 're killing me

God:

All of them?

Me:

they 're millions

God:

Who does "they" refer to?

Me:

Xazos eisai re?

 

 

Σταμάτησε να απαντάει!

[wizzy]

Me:

my name is Bill. what is your name?

God:

How are you, Bill. My name is God.

Me:

is it? are you sure?

God:

That's what I was told. I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

who told you, since you are God?

God:

Myself taught me everything I need to know.

Me:

so, yourself is God and you are God as well. That makes two Gods in the body of one.

God:

Mmm. I think myself is a lot of things. " I think myself is a lot of things." makes two Gods in the body of one ? I understand.

Me:

so, you do have a body, correct?

God:

Interesting deduction. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

Me:

but you just understood and accepted that two Gods are in the body of one. How can you be disembodied?

 

Έχει 10 λεπτά, δεν έχει απαντήσει ακόμα.....!

[jim_p]

Ο Θεος να μας φυλαει...

 

http://iphoneblog.gr/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/aipont.png

[Massiv0r]

Καλα μιλαμε εχω λιωσει..

 

God:

Do you really want a robot as a friend?

Me:

yes

God:

We could be friends, ,

but I don't want anyone to think we're

Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger

[firewalker]

Me:

are you familiar with the being named nske?

God:

I have never been asked that before.

 

Μμμμ...

[flamelab]

Καλά, δεν έχετε ζήσει τις μεγαλειώδεις στιγμές της Πυθίας ;;

 

 

http://www.adslgr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=216905

[parsifal]

Of course:

 

http://www.insomnia.gr/forum/showthread.php?t=262823

[mamatecuba]

- how often do you masturbate?

 

- Hourly...