what sex is your pc?

[pyro]

As you are aware, ships have long been characterised as being female (eg., "Steady as she goes," or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").<p>Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. <p>Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:<p>Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you,"

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.<p>However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male.<p>Their reasons follow:<p>Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realise that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

[Guerriero4]

xaxaxaxxaxaaxa kalo

Pantws to diko mou einai genous thilikou kai legete Rita, ap'to tragoudi,Rita Ritaki, epsaxna na brw ton mpela mou kai telika ton brika...

[pyro]

μην μιλησω και γω για μπλεδες γιατι θα ξεμυτησει ο wave,και θα τα βγαλει ολα στη φορα....

[mandos]

ego apo shmera psaxno maniodos na tou vro onoma

h idea mou hrthe shmera giati tou ekana merikes rizikes kai oraies allages

skeftika loipon oti prepei na ton baftiso (xoris kolympithra vevaia )

exo eidi baftisei enan (server htan kai onomastika Platonas, epeidh to kouti egrafe plato den xero an akoma legetai etsi omos....)<p>ama to vro tha sas to po, mias omos kai to pc einai pleon mesa sthn zoh mou isos tou balo kai thiliko onoma (tora pou einai kai omorfo)

[ODT]

Πάντως δεν μπορώ να φανταστώ το pc μου να είναι γένους θηλυκού και να λέγεται "Imperial Star Destroyer" όχι...,με τίποτα είναι αρσενικό ...,τελείωσε... <p>[ 21-02-2002: Το μήνυμα επεξεργάστηκε από: ODT ]</p>

[pyro]

να μη χαλασει η φημη μου

Βαπτισετε ο δουλος του Pyro, spitfire

[Quasimodo]

Emena to diko mou,den eine oute arseniko ,oute thyliko ,eine apla to SVELTO!!!

[Anakin]

Emena pantos to lene "Komakino"...

[SwAToNeR]

Emena pali to pc einai oydetero onomazomeno:

Mpriki

Mpriki einai ti na kano,afoy olo bugs bgazei k den paei mia.Dystyxos oyte kafe ftiaxnei omos...!

[Tbl]

1o : "zeus" giati, dias itan o 8eos twn 8ewn kai ta sxetika... episis otan leme gam... i dias, na xeroume pion vrizoume....<p>2o : "hermes" e, afou piasame to 128eo , eipa na to synexiso, oxi oti bebea einai kanas mail server o hermes, ala einai ena onoma...<p>workgroup, ti alo... "olympos" <p>tora ta mwroulia mou(laptops) , taxo bgalei "fuji" (apto fujitsu) kai ibm (mikro kai perigrafiko..)<p>epishs ena elo legetai "wall" (oxi apto -Wall) epeidh einai wall mounted ... bidomeno sto toixo..<p>an kai to fuji to exo erwteytei , oxi de tou exo dwsei gynekeio onoma...

[JPG]

tbl...den ixera oti to mikro to les fuji...

ama se piasei o giannis(fuji) den tha se afisei na ksana deis mprizaki!<p>As po kai ego loipon.<p>Ksekiname apo to onoma tou workgrou to opoio einai Jupiter (Latiniki onomasia tou Dia)<p>o server tou diktiou legete IO. Onoma tou mikroterou doriforou tou planiti dia. Etsi onomasa ton Server giati einai kai gatway gia to internet, ara einai ipefthinos gia ta iserxomena kai ekserxomena dedomena apo kai pros to diktio.<p>O epomenos ipologistis einai i Europe. Onoma tou defterou doriforou tou Dia. Aftos o ipologistis den doulevei akoma, tou lipoun merika eksartimata.<p>Meta erxete o Ganymedes (Ganimidis proferete). O tritos doriforos tou Dia. Einai to kanoniko mou desktop sistima.<p>Telos einai kai to laptop, i Callisto. O tetartos kai megaliteros doriforos tou dia.<p>Poio poli doulevo stin Callisto. Giati einai kai to poio dinato sistima sto diktio.<p>A! Ksexasa kai ton promithea. Aftos pou efere ton politismo...einai ena laptop 386 SX me 4Mb RAM.

[Haros]

Egw toy edwsa ena onoma thn prwth mera poy to phra... Htan apo thn xara moy poy aggixa epiteloys kainoyrio pc (giati to palio pc htan...). To onoma toy einai BEAST ellhnika= Kthnos...

Den nomizw na to xanabaftisw to onoma moy aresei... Tairiazei ki'olas... O Haros me to "kthnos" toy... <p>[ 21-02-2002: Το μήνυμα επεξεργάστηκε από: Haros ]</p>

[pyro]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tbl:

<strong>epishs ena elo legetai "wall" (oxi apto -Wall) epeidh einai wall mounted ... bidomeno sto toixo..<p>an kai to fuji to exo erwteytei , oxi de tou exo dwsei gynekeio onoma...</strong><hr></blockquote>

?!!?<p>συγνωμη, laptop, βιδομενο στον τοιχο?!<p>

<p>μπαιρδευτηκα!

[Tbl]

oxi, ego ta eipa ligo mperdemena..<p>to wall den einai laptop, einai .. ena m/board

sthn ousia, me mia karta diktiou..<p>xmm, 8a para8esw foto..<p>http://www.qsl.net/sv3exp/Dcp04534.jpg<p>en elipsi koutiou...

einai mia eikastiki parembash opos poloi 8a elegan..<p>mi fantasteite omos oti kai oi aloi exoun kouti,

pio palia, moirazontousan 2 mixanakia ena trofodotiko.. tora pws ginetai ayto einai ali istoria...

[pyro]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p>πω πω πωω.....