! computeriko anekdoto !

[greenangel]

Geia se olous<P>Sas para9eto ena computeriko anekdoto<BR>elpizo na sas aresei <P><BR>GENESIS , PALAIA DIA9HKH <P>En arxi epoiisen o 9eos ton ouranon kai tin gin<BR>H de gh hto amorfos kai erhmos kai skotos epi tou prosopou ths abyssou.<BR>Kai pneuma 9eou efereto epi ths epifaneias ton udaton<BR>Kai eipen kurios 0 9eos.Gennh9hto to Mhden<BR>kai egeine to mhden..kai eiden o 9eos oti to mhden kalon estin<BR>kai diexorisen o 9eos to mhden apo to ena.<BR>Kai egine espera , kai egine proi hmera proti.<P><BR>Kai eipen 0 9eos<BR>As balomen 8 bit stin seira kai as dhmiourgisome to byte<BR>Kai eginen outo..<BR>Kai edhmiourghse kurios 0 9eos kai tis loipes monades pliroforias kbyte , mbyte , gbyte<BR>Kai eiden kurios 0 9eos oti ola auta kalon esti..<BR>Kai egine espera , kai egine proi hmera deutera<P><BR>Kai eipen 0 9eos<BR>Me autes tis monades pliroforias eas dhmiourgh9oun programmata kai me9epeita leitourgika sustimata<BR>Kai eginen outo..<BR>Kai edhmiourghse kurios 0 9eos ta Unixoeidi leitourgika sustimata<BR>Kai eiden kurios 0 9eos oti ola auta kalon esti..<BR>Kai egine espera , kai egine proi hmera deutera<P>Kai eipen o 9eos..Gennh9hto to Linux anameson ton upoloipon Unixoeidon leitourgikon susthmaton<BR>kai as diaxorizei ta kala apo ta kaka leitourgika susthmata..<BR>Kai eginen outo..Kai ekalesen o 9eos to Linux , GNU/Linux<BR>Kai egine espera , kai egine proi hmera trith<P>....................<BR>...................<BR>Kai eiden 0 9eos oti ola auta pou edhmiourghse kala estin kai euloghse tauta<BR>Omos ! eide oti ola auta eprepe na uparxei kapoios pou 9a ta diaxeirizetai<BR>Kai eipen o 9eos , as dhmiourghsome USER kat'eikona hmvn kai ka9'omoiosin kai as e3ousiazei epi ton<BR>leitourgikon sustimaton kai epi pasis ths ghs kata to eidos autou..<BR>Kai eiden o 9eos oti hto kalon..<P>Omos kai pali eipen kurios o 9eos<BR>Den einai kalon na einai o User monos !<BR>9elo kamei eis auton boh9on omoion alla ligo kalutero apo auton <BR>Kai epebale kyrios 0 9eos ekstasin epi ton User kai ekoimi9i o User<BR>Kai peire kodika apo thn pleura tou User kai ananeose ton kodika pou peire kai etsi edhmiourghse <BR>kurios o 9eos ton PROGRAMMER<BR>Kai euloghsen autous kurios 0 9eos kai eipen pros autous o 9eos<BR>Au3anes9ai kai plh9unes9ai kai katakurieusate pasa programma kai pasan leitourgiko susthma<BR>kai e3ousiazete epi ton isxuron upologiston feronta isxurous epe3ergastes epi ths ghs..<BR>Omos !! hsan kai oi duo entelos arxarioi toso apo xeirismo programmaton oso kai apo Programmatismo<P><BR>Parola auta eiden o 9eos oti panta osa epoihse , kai idou , hsan kala lian...<P>Kai efuteuse o 9eos psifiako paradeiso ek anatolas tin kaloumeni EDEM<BR>kai e9ese ekei ton user kai ton programmer gia na ergazetai ta leitourgika systhmata kai na fullatei auta..<P>Proseta3e omos kurios o 9eos ton User kai ton programmer legon<BR>Apo pantos leitourgika sustimata eleu9eros 9elete dokimazein , <BR>omos apo ta Windows tou Bill den 9elete dokimasei ap'autou..<BR>Dioti ! ka9'hn hmeran dokimasete ta Windows 9elete e3apantos apo9anei..<P>O Bill hto o fornimoteros panton ton dhmiourghmaton ta opoia ekame kurios 0 9eos<BR>kai eipen o Bill pros ton Programmer<BR>Sas eipe o 9eos apo ola ta leitourgika na dokimasete plin ton Windows ?<BR>Kai eipen o Programmer pros ton Bill<BR>Mporoume na dokimasoume oti 9eloume , FreeBSD , NetBSD , OpenBSD , LinuX , NExtSTEP plin ! omos !<BR>ton Windows , giati apo ekeinh thn hmera kai meta 9a pe9anoume<BR>Kai eipen pali o pamponiros Bill pros ton Programmer<BR>Den 9elete bebaia apo9anein alla h3eurei o 9eos oti ka9'hn hmeran dokimaste ta windows<BR>9elousin anoix9oi oi of9almoi sas kai 9elete eis9e os Administrator gnorizontes to kalon apo to kakon<P>Kai eiden o Programmer oti ta Windows hto teleia apo Design kai epi9imita os didon gnosin !<BR>Kai esteise ta Windows ston kentriko Server tou psifiakou paradeisou<BR>Kai ka9os eplisiase kai o User arxise kai autos na stinei Drivers epi ton Windows<BR>Kai hnoix9isan oi of9almoi amfoteron kai egnorisan oti molis katereuse to diktuo tou paradeisou<BR>kai epsaxnon apegnosmenoi gia Service Packs ....<P>Kai hkousan thn foni kuriou tou 9eou peripatountos en to paradeiso pros to deilinon <BR>kai ekruf9usan User kai Programmer apo prosopou kuriou tou 9eou metaju ton upologiston tou paradeisou<P>Ekalese de kurios o 9eos ton User kai eipe pros auton<BR>Pou eisai ?<BR>O de eipen pros ton kurio ton 9eo...Tin foni sou akousa en tv paradeiso kai etreksa na kruf9o dioti <BR>efobi9in epeidi crashare to diktuo tou paradeisou<BR>Kai eipen pros auton o 9eos.....Pou h3eureis oti crashare to diktuo ??? .....<BR>Pos einai dunaton na crashare to diktuo me ta Unixoeidi leitourgika sustimata<BR>h ?? mhpos esteises apo to apagoreumeno leitourgiko susthma tou Bill ??<P>Kai eipen o User ....O programmer ton opoion mou edoses na einai met'emou, peire apo ton Bill mia WinME distribution<BR>kai etsi steisame ta WinME , dioti hto aresta eis tous of9almous mas , os didon gnosin !<P>Kai eipen o 9eos pros ton Programmer....Ti hto auto pou ekames ?<BR>Kai o programmer eipen pros auton....O ofis o bill me e3apathse , legontas mou oti einai sta9ero leitourgiko susthma<BR>kai oti den xreiazetai pote restart enas server basismenos se Windows<P>Kai eipen kurios o 9eos pros ton ofi ton Bill !<BR>Epeidi ekames touto epikataratos na eisai metaju panton ton etairion kai 9eleis diaspas9eis eis ta duo<BR>kai ex9ran 9elo steisei anameson sou , kai tis kuberniseos<P>Pros de ton User eipe ....9elo uperpli9unei tas lupas sou kai tous ponous kata to Administrating kato apo Windows<BR>kai me lupas 9eleis dior9onei ta diktua basismena sta leitourgika tou Bill<P>Pros den ton Programmer eipen .....Epeidi uphkousas eis ton logon tou User kai sumeteixes sto steisimo ton Windowz<BR>ta opoia proseta3a eis se legon min ta steiseis!<BR>kataramena na einai ta PC e3aitias sou , kai me lupas 9eleis kanei Debugging ta programmata tou Bill<BR>

[Icecut]

ola kala alla 8elw na se rwthsw ena pragma...to 9 einai as poume to Θ kalligrafiko???<P>------------------<BR>members.fortunecity.com/icecut<BR>go.to/icecut<BR>come.to/icecut

[wwwtasos]

Gamato megale!!! Ola ta lefta!!!! Apisteuto!!!<P>Tora Copy+Paste kai mail se filarakia!!!<P>Na sai kala re!!!<P><IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0>

[greenangel]

Pros IceCut<P>Den mporo na katalavo pou einai<BR>to para3eno me to 9 ;<BR>Etsi kano to gramma thita , kako einai ;<P>Have a nice day<BR><IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm13.gif" border=0>

[iSpO_fAcTo]

sinithos to thita grafete me 8 ...<IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm1.gif" border=0>

[-MarS^-]

<BR> Polu gamato <P><BR> Egrapses<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm13.gif" border=0>

[deathlok]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iSpO_fAcTo:<BR><B>sinithos to thita grafete me 8 ...<IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm1.gif" border=0> </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>oxi sinithos i th i 8 tha grapsis allios grafeis se alli glossa kai oxi greeklish kai ginete xaos!

[nik7]

pedia apsogo alla akouste kai ayto!!!<BR>ine enas programmer kai enas gimnastis se ena 2CV!(citroen kserete aytes oi patates)kai ekei pou pane menei to aytokinito se mia anifora!!!(prototipo eee???)leei lipon o gimnastis ante kateva na sproksoume!leei kai o programmer mpa leo na vgoume kai na ksanampoume mpas kai pari mpros!!!XAXAXA(restart diladi gia osous den to katalavan!)<P>------------------<BR>Μην λές πάντοτε όσα γνωρίζεις,αλλά γνώριζε πάντοτε όσα λές!<BR>("Σοφοκλής")

[Asenna]

...se ena 2CV!(citroen kserete aytes oi patates... <BR>M' αρέσει που χρησιμοποιείς ρήση του Σοφοκλή αλλά δεν την εφαρμόζεις... Φιλικά (μην παρεξηγηθούμε).

[mkaravel]

ΑΜΗΝ.<P>------------------<BR>-o Mihalis-<BR> [email protected]

[greenangel]

To eftia3a ego me alla 3 atoma<BR>Apla alla3ame ta panta apo tin<BR>genesi<P> Kalo e ;

[jesiko]

kai g**o ta anekdota.poy to brikes???

[subzero]

Kala eeeeee <BR><B>FOBERO</B> anekdoto re greenangel...!!<P>Episis <B>POLY PROTO </B>kai to anekdoto tou nik7 ..!!!<P>PAIDIA POLY ORAIA KAi TA DYO..!!!<BR>