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[GUEST]

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[foufoutos]

ΛΕΕΙ Ο ΣΚΥΛΟΣ ΣΤΟ ΠΡΟΒΑΤΟ ΠΑΡΑΜΟΝΗ ΠΑΣΧΑ-<BR>ΡΕ ΣΥ ΔΕΝ ΠΑΜΕ ΤΟ ΒΡΑΔΥ ΝΑ ΠΙΟΥΜΕ ΚΑΝΑ ΠΟΤΟ;<BR>ΚΑΙ ΤΟ ΠΡΟΒΑΤΟ-<BR>ΠΟΛΥ ΘΑ ΤΟ ΗΘΕΛΑ ΡΕ ΓΑΜΩΤΟ ΑΛΛΑ ΑΥΡΙΟ ΕΧΩ ΓΥΡΙΣΜΑ!!!

[Jheremias]

Κορυφαίαίαίαίαίαίαίαία!Πολύ πλάκα.... <P>Φιλικά,<BR> [email protected]

[anarmostos]

Ola itan orea ektos apo ena.<P>Smutsen molis to diabasa pagosa...<BR>Sti thesi sou tha ekana ena edit.<P>Entelos filika,<P>Anarmostos.

[iSpO_fAcTo]

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[mkst]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by anarmostos:<BR><B>Ola itan orea ektos apo ena.<P>Smutsen molis to diabasa pagosa...<BR>Sti thesi sou tha ekana ena edit.<P>Entelos filika,<P>Anarmostos.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Γιατι τι 2ο του αρχοντα?<BR>Black humour my friend, you either like it or hate it!<P>Disposable Notebook<P>Dear Dr. RAM, <BR>I bought a $ 5,000 notebook, with batteries guaranteed to last for six hours. They did actually last for about that long, after which the computer went dead. What shall I do? Shall I try and change the batteries? <P>Out Of Power Dear Out, <BR>From your description, I believe that you bought a disposable notebook and therefore there is nothing you can do. However, you are in luck: I happen to collect disposable notebooks, even if they have no use whatsoever. Send me your machine and I shall mail you $ 50, so you will not suffer a total loss. No, don't thank me, it's quite all right. <BR>Dr. RAM<P> <P>Speeding up your computer<P>Dear Dr. RAM,<BR>I have a computer with a Pentium 133 CPU. I want to increase the speed, but I have no money to spend on an upgrade. What do you advise? <BR>Speed Fiend <P>Dear Speed, <BR>Ask you doctor to prescribe you something to slow down your metabolism. Take the medicine and wait for a couple of hours. Then switch your computer on and you will notice a dramatic increase in speed and overall performances.<BR>Dr. RAM <P><BR>Lightbulb and Software<P>Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? <BR>A: None. That's a hardware problem. <P>Lightbulb and Macintosh <P>Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb? <BR>A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

[atx]

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[bandito]

<BR>> ---------------------------------------------------<BR>> Subject: ALBANIAN VIRUS!!!!<BR>> <BR>> DEAR RECEIVER,<BR>> <BR>> You have just received an Albania virus. Since we are not so<BR>> technologically advanced in Albania, this is a MANUAL virus.<BR>> Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this<BR>> mail to everyone you know.<BR>> <BR>> Thank you very much for helping me.<BR>> <BR>> -------------------------------------------------<BR>