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[Darer]

Ένα πολύ ωραίο που μου το έχει στείλει κάποιος φίλος στο φαξ. Δεν ξέρω αν ξεπερνώ κάποια όρια κοσμιότητας με αυτό, αλλά μπαίνω στον πειρασμό να το στείλω επειδή εμένα μου άρεσε πολύ διαβάζοντας το. Πρόκειται για μια φανταστική εγκύκλιο μιας μεγάλης εταιρείας, σχετικά με ένα ειδικό πρόγραμμα εκπαίδευσης του προσωπικού της. Είναι στα Αγγλικά και δυστυχώς δεν μπορεί να μεταφραστεί στα Ελληνικά γιατί τότε χάνει το νόημα του. Ελπίζω να σας αρέσει.<P><BR>Special High Intensity Training<P>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)<P>We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you are not receiving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will immediately be placed on the top of the S.H.I.T. list, as they are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who dont take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they dont have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).<P>If you have any other questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING, (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).<P>Thank you,<BR>BOSS IN GENERAL (SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING)<BR>(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)<P>

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Kalo

[Jheremias]

Πολύ καλό!!!!!!! <P>Φιλικά,<BR> [email protected]

[iSpO_fAcTo]

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[passenger57]

That's a lot of S.H.I.T.!!!<BR><IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm42.gif" border=0>

[placid]

aman ta katharmata