Shit happens και διαφορες θρησκειες

[DABOOM]

Αυτα τα βρηκα σε μια σελιδα και επειδη μου αρεσαν ειπα να σας τα δωσω<P>Taoism: Shit happens.<BR>Buddism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.<BR>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening.<BR>Confusianism: Confucius says: Shit happens.<BR>Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.<BR>Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.<BR>Catholisism: Shit happens because you're bad.<BR>Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us.<BR>Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.<BR>TV Evangelism: Send more shit.<BR>Atheism: No shit.<BR>Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.<BR>Jehovas Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.<BR>Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.<BR>Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.<BR>Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.<BR>Rastafareanism: Let's smoke this shit!<BR><IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm11.gif" border=0>

[Creator666]

Poli sosta...<P>Alla gia Satanism tipota????<p>[This message has been edited by Creator666 (edited 21-03-2001).]

[Lucifer]

Accept this sacrifice of this shit oh Great Lord of Darkness!<P>------------------<BR>^~{χξς}~^

[Creator666]

mmmm.... kalo Lucifer