flo1 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Memorable quotes for "House M.D." (2004) Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen. Dr. Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth. Dr. Gregory House: And triteness kicks us in the nads. Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious. Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly. Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality. Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain. Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot. Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness. Dr. Gregory House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking. [Cameron is in the lab working on some equipment] Dr. Gregory House: Mixing up some margaritas? Mine's a double, Senorita. That's Portuguese you know. Dr. Cameron: [too quietly] Spanish. Dr. Gregory House: Uh-oh. What's going on? Dr. Cameron: I'm re-calibrating the centrifuge. Dr. Gregory House: Turn around. [she's been crying] Dr. Gregory House: It's a very sad thing, an un-calibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too. Dr. Cameron: I'm not crying. Dr. Gregory House: Ok. [pause] Dr. Cameron: ...When I was in college, I... I fell in love, and I got married. And... Dr. Gregory House: At that age the chances of a marriage lasting... Dr. Cameron: It lasted six months. Thyroid cancer metastasized to his brain. There was nothing they could do. I was 21, and I watched my husband die. Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry, [pause] Dr. Gregory House: but that's not the whole story. It's a symptom, not your illness. Thyroid cancer would have been diagnosed at least a year before his death, you knew he was dying when you married him. Must have been when you first met him; and you married him anyway. You can't be that good a person and well adjusted. Dr. Cameron: Why? Dr. Gregory House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges. Dr. Cameron: Or hating people? Dr. Gregory House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws. Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman. Dr. Gregory House: Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish. Dr. Wilson: No, Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job. Dr. Gregory House: How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Dr. Gregory House: [to EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school. Stacy Warner: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up. Dr. Gregory House: That makes no sense at all. Dr. Gregory House: Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. Dr. Gregory House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy. Dr. Wilson: It's an unfair world. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake. Dr. Gregory House: [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What happened? Dr. Gregory House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier. Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for. Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but... Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, you're all about nurturing. Dr. Gregory House: Do you need a hug? Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months. Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right. Dr. Gregory House: Oh, bite me! Dr. Gregory House: Eighth time's the charm! Dr. Gregory House: The Cripple Boys. We should start a band. Dr. Eric Foreman: "The body does crazy things." Well, that explains everything. Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock. Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock? Dr. Gregory House: Over there! Dr. Gregory House: Chase loves me. [about Wilson's horrible Chase impression] Dr. Gregory House: And isn't Turkish. Dr. Gregory House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts? Stacy Warner: I need to talk to you. Dr. Gregory House: From the doorway? Stacy Warner: It's confidential. Dr. Gregory House: Cool. I love gossip. Dr. Robert Chase: She was fine two hours ago. Dr. Gregory House: If by fine you mean bleeding profusely out of every orifice, then yeah, I believe you. Dr. Cameron: [outraged] You pulled my medical records? Dr. Gregory House: You coughed the other day, I was concerned. Dr. Cameron: You were curious. Like an eight year old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown up for him to figure out. [stalks off] Dr. Gregory House: To-MAY-to, to-MAH-to... Dr. Gregory House: I saw the light on. Dr. Cameron: It's daytime. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. It's a figure of speech. Always so literal. [pause] Dr. Cameron: Got a new cane. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Guy in the store said it was slimming. Vertical stripe... Dr. Cameron: Why are you here? Dr. Cameron: Vogler is dead. Dr. Cameron: What? What happened? Dr. Gregory House: Again with the literal translation. Vogler the idea, Mr. Destructo, Mr. Moneybags, bow does before me; he is gone from the hospital, so things can go back to the way they were. Dr. Cameron: The way they were was kind of weird. Dr. Gregory House: Weird works for me. Dr. Cameron: What are you saying? Literally? Dr. Gregory House: I want you to come back. Dr. Cameron: Why? [House's beeper goes off, Cameron crosses her arms] Dr. Gregory House: Please unclench. You're not on the clock, and when you do that, I clench, and then it's the whole thing... Dr. Cameron: Could you look at your pager? [he does] Dr. Gregory House: It's no big deal, some sort of epidemic. Not my area. Dr. Cameron: You should go, it's important. Dr. Gregory House: What I'm doing now is important. Dr. Cameron: Why do you want me back? Dr. Gregory House: Because you're a good doctor. Dr. Cameron: That's it? Dr. Gregory House: That's not enough? Dr. Cameron: Not for me. Go deal with your plague. [she shuts the door in his face] Dr. Gregory House: Why are you doing this? Dr. Cameron: I'm not doing anything. Dr. Gregory House: You're manipulating everyone. Dr. Cameron: People... dismiss me. Because I'm a woman, because I'm pretty, because I'm not agressive. My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me. Dr. Gregory House: They like you. Everyone likes you. [he starts to walk away] Dr. Cameron: Do you? [pause] Dr. Cameron: I have to know. Dr. Gregory House: No. Dr. Cameron: [smiles quietly] Okay. Dr. Gregory House: Read less, more TV. Dr. Gregory House: That's absurd. I love it. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You need a lawyer. Stacy Warner: You avoid work like the plague, unless it actually is the plague. Stacy Warner: God, you are such an idiot. Dr. Gregory House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk. Dr. Gregory House: Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think? Dr. Eric Foreman: No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that. Dr. Gregory House: Show of hands: who thinks I'm not in my right mind? And who thinks I forget this very basic neurological fact? Who thinks there's a third option? [Dr. Chase raises his hand] Dr. Gregory House: Very good. What's the third choice? Dr. Robert Chase: No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one. Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex. Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake. Dr. Gregory House: [sticking his head into an exam room] Need a consult! Dr. Wilson: With a patient! Dr. Gregory House: Urgent doctor stuff. Dr. Cameron: All this hate is toxic. Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it. Dr. Wilson: At least I try. Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world! Dr. Gregory House: I find your interest interesting. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size? Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him? Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die. Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this [waves cane] Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy! Dr. Lisa Cuddy: People talk. Dr. Gregory House: About how big your ass is getting? I've been defending you- you got back! Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex. Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this... Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. [she pauses to catch her breath] Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless] Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm? Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters] Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up? Dr. Gregory House: Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat. Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age. Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] These regulations aren't just here to annoy you. Dr. Robert Chase: I think we need to take his girlfriend's theory into account. Dr. Cameron: Oh, and what is that? Dr. Robert Chase: She thinks she rode him to death. Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you! Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know. Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce. Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies. [repeated line] Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something. Dr. Gregory House: Hey! You're killing her! Edward Vogler: Really? Dr. Gregory House: She knew the risks! One blip in the data and your results are off! Edward Vogler: The FDA eats blips for breakfast! One person shouldn't endanger thousands! Dr. Gregory House: Thank God for you to save all those lives! Edward Vogler: [chuckles] Calm down. Why don't you play some Game Boy? Watch your soap? I hear they're firing the handsome doctor today. Dr. Gregory House: Overall, drug addicts are idiots Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. Dr. Gregory House: You loved all your wives. Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math. Dr. Eric Foreman: How'd she get to you? Dr. Gregory House: She's the CEO of Sonyo cosmetics. Three assistants and fifteen VPs checked out who should be treating her. Who da man? I da man. I always suspected. Dr. Cameron: That's not necessarily bad news. Dr. Eric Foreman: Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns and really, really think they're going to get off the island this time? Dr. Robert Chase: Well, let's go further outside the box. Let's say the angio revealed a clot, and let's say we treated that clot, and now she's all better, and personally thanked me by performing... Dr. Cameron: My Aunt Elisa lives in Philadelphia. Dr. Gregory House: Oh, it's storytime! Let me get my baba. Dr. Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you are going listen to it, I love this part. Dr. Gregory House: Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend. Dr. Gregory House: Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage? Dr. Gregory House: You don't want to burden him because you were such a lousy dad. Dr. Gregory House: Dr. Cuddy. Thanks for the consult. His throat seems to have some condition. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He has a sore throat. Dr. Gregory House: Of *course*! Yes! Why didn't I... He... He said that it hurt and I should have deduced that it was sore. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I was in a board meeting. Dr. Gregory House: Patients come first, right? Dr. Eric Foreman: It's dangerous, it could kill him. You should do it. Dr. Gregory House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, McDonald. Dr. Gregory House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex? Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that. Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis. Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover. Dr. Cameron: I'm the only one who's always stood behind you when you've screwed up. Dr. Gregory House: Why? Why would you support someone who screws up? Dr. Cameron: Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being, and I am not an angry, misanthropic son of a bitch. Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry. You said you *weren't* angry. Dr. Eric Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right? Dr. Gregory House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed. Dr. Gregory House: [House has had a confrontation with Stacy's wheelchair-bound husband] How awkward was that? What is he doing here, anyway? He's got physio Tuesdays and Fridays. Dr. Wilson: He's in group therapy for people coping with disability. He thought about developing a drug addiction, but that would be stupid. Dr. Gregory House: Hey! You again! Dr. Gregory House: The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral. Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line? Dr. Lisa Cuddy: How is waking me up in the middle of the night to lie to a patient supposed to convince me you're better than House? Dr. Eric Foreman: [holds up coffee] I brought you coffee? Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones. Dr. Gregory House: Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head. Dr. Gregory House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] Dr. Gregory House: I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. [upon seeing bowls of candy canes set out for Christmas] Dr. Gregory House: Candy *canes*? Are you mocking me? Dr. Gregory House: Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. *Lot* of screaming. [repeated line] Dr. Cameron: I hate sports metaphors. Dr. Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase: [speaking about patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding. Dr. Gregory House: What, all three of you? [House has a patient, and finds Chase chatting up a girl] Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] Hey, how's that anal fissure? Dr. Gregory House: [walks in] Good morning. [looks at coffee mug, laughs] Dr. Gregory House: Hah, this is funny, people don't... Dr. Cameron: Not done reading, go away. Dr. Gregory House: [House leaves] Dr. Cameron: Most likely, she coughed it up, which would mean its from her lungs. Drugs, toxins, infections? Dr. Eric Foreman: No fever, no elevated white count, which rules out infections... Dr. Cameron: And, blood panels found no drugs, or toxins. Dr. Robert Chase: Loncoscopy was pristine... so much for the lungs... Dr. Gregory House: [walks back in] Good morning! Dr. Robert Chase: Not yet! [House leaves again] Dr. Cameron: So then the blood came from her stomach, which would mean its an ulser or a GI bleed. Dr. Eric Foreman: The ER also ran an upper and lower GI, no blood. Dr. Robert Chase: Which means no ulser or GI bleed, which means its not from the stomach either, which means... the blood didnt come from anywhere? [Everyone looks confused] Dr. Gregory House: [Pops head in] Did you guys get to the point that the blood doesn't come from anywhere? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/quotes
mindtrapper Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Τι να πούνε αυτά, εγκυκλοπαίδεια βγάζεις αν τις γράψεις όλες. Εδώ από το τελευταίο επεισόδιο έχω κρατήσει πολλές ατάκες. House: Dr. House, I don't think we've met. JC:Dr. Jamie Conway, I've heard your name. House: Most people have. It's also a noun. Έκλαιγα
Toufas Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 του χρόνου λένε για spinoff από έναν χαρακτήρα που θα βάλουνε (αν πάει καλά δηλαδή)
frenzy Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Μπα δε στέκεται χαρακτήρας δίπλα στον House. Πάντως έχω την εντύπωση πως σεναριακά (πέρα από τις ατάκες του House) έχουν ψιλοστεγνώσει. Μας έχουν πεθάνει στην αμυλοείδωση...
soturin Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 9 Μαΐου 2008 φαίνεται σαν να θέλουν ένα καινούργιο show κι απλά να δοκιμάσουν τον χαρακτήρα σε μια άλλη σειρά. Όχι ακριβώς spin-off νομίζω, η ανάποδη πορεία
geo70 Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Τα λογια ειναι περιττα ... (αφιερωμενο στον paredwse)
geo70 Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 αυριο προβαλλεται στις USA και η σεζον ολοκληρωνεται με το δευτερο μερος του finale του κυκλου (19/5)
firewalker Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Έχω δει μέχρι το 12 τις 4ης σεζόν. Έχει παιχτεί το 13 και το 14; Και αύριο το 15 είναι το τελευταίο; Έχασα λίγο επαφή.
Super Moderators Thresh Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Super Moderators Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 το 14ο ήταν last week...αυτή την βδομάδα 15ο και τελειώνει με 16ο
Super Moderators paredwse Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Μέλος Super Moderators Δημοσ. 11 Μαΐου 2008 Τα λογια ειναι περιττα ... (αφιερωμενο στον paredwse) Eυχαριστώ για την αφιέρωση. Το Λιζάκι δακρυσμένο... Αχχχ....
firewalker Δημοσ. 12 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 12 Μαΐου 2008 Έχω τα δάκρυά της σε μπουκαλάκι. Πόσα δίνεις για κάθε ml;
LL_NEO Δημοσ. 12 Μαΐου 2008 Δημοσ. 12 Μαΐου 2008 Εγώ έχω και άλλα body fluids της σκύλο αν γουστάρεις
Προτεινόμενες αναρτήσεις
Αρχειοθετημένο
Αυτό το θέμα έχει αρχειοθετηθεί και είναι κλειστό για περαιτέρω απαντήσεις.