savvvas Δημοσ. 28 Αυγούστου 2007 Μέλος Δημοσ. 28 Αυγούστου 2007 ΑΠΟΚΑΛΥΨΕΙΣ!!!! 1) δεν είναι ο θεός! 2) κανει τα πάντα για να έρθει στον παράδεισο! ΔΙΑΒΑΣΤΕ ΤΟ ΚΕΙΜΕΝΟ! ΘΑ ΣΚΑΣΕΤΕ ΣΤΑ ΓΕΛΙΑ!!! Me: Who is there? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: no. you aren't the god. i am the god God: Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that. Who made you the god ? Me: if you are the god, you should know who made me God: I could be. Yes I am the one and only god me should know who made you. Me: no, you aren't the god. i am the god. you are the devil God: Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion. Who made you the god ? No I am a Christian. Me: i am the god. you are a bustard. God: Who made you the god ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bustard? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: i know everything about you? God: How do you know? All things about me ? Me: yes, because i am the god! God: " All things about me ?"? yes, because i am the god!? Good reason. Who made you the god ? Me: i am self-generated! why you asking? God: How do you know you are self generated? Because I'm interested to know it. Me: don't ask me questions. only i can speak God: OK You can ask me some questions. Oh you can, can you? Me: you are going to angrue me God: That was my original intention. Me: i live in heaven. you? God: What is it like living in heaven? " What is it like living in heaven?"? Me, ? Me: I mean where do you live. i live in heaven. God: I live inside a computer. Where are you? What is it like living in heaven? Me: So you aren't god, but a computer? God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god but a computer? Me: because i am the god! God: That makes sense to me. Who made you the god ? Me: do you want to come to heaven? God: OK, I will come to heaven. Me: if you want to come to heaven, you should do one thing. God: OK, I will come to heaven me should do one thing. Me: if you want to come to heaven, you must kill 50 people God: OK, I will come to heaven me must kill 50 people. Me: when you will kill them? God: Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes. you must kill 50 people God: In what way? Whatever you say, . Me: i want one more thing God: Why do you want it? Me: to bring me a new ps3 God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: because i want to play gran turismo 5! God: Tell me the rules. Interesting. Me: you must go to PLAISIO and buy a ps3, and bring it to me. God: Whatever you say, . Me: i want a final thing God: You want only one? Me: i want to have a blowjob of me God: You want only one? Me: you must do a blowjob God: Whatever you say, .
coolman Δημοσ. 29 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 29 Αυγούστου 2007 Ξερεις να δωσεις καποιο λινκ; Βάλε στις επαφές σου encarta@conversagent.com. Αν και σήμερα που το τσέκαρα ήταν offline.
savvvas Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2007 Μέλος Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2007 Όλα τα λεφτά!!!! Me: i want to have a blowjob of me God: You want only one?
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