Μίλησε με τον Θεό!!!!

[v-tidus]

Το κορυφαίο ήταν ένα

Me: Parlez Vous Italiano???

God: No, I don't speak french!!! lololol

[desolatorXT]

Παλιό

 

Tip:

Κατα την διάρκεια της συζήτησης:

ρωτήστε: Who are you?

o "god" θα πει: "I am the powerfull god bla bla bla..."

μετά πέστε του: "Prove it"

κατόπιν (εαν δεν έχουν αλλάξει την έκδοση του chat-bot απο τότε που μίλησα εγώ) δεν πρόκειτε να ξαναπάρετε απάντηση, εκτός και αν κάνετε exit και ξαναμπείτε... Το είχα αφήσει για 25 λεπτά περιμένοντας απάντηση αλλα τπτ

[scullyist]

μπα το αναβαθμίσαν προφανώς..

 

Me:

who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

prove it

God:

It is self-evident.

Me:

is it?

God:

I think so.

Me:

you think wrong

God:

It depends on what you mean by thinking.

[poscaman]

χαζο μποτακι τελειως...

[gregdais]

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

skata

God:

Sounds delicious.

[A_gamer]

Me:

i want to kill you.

God:

It will take more than threats to stop me' date=' Devil.[/quote']

 

Χαχαχαχαχα!

[savvvas]

Me:

do you have a girlfriend?

God:

I prefer not say.

Me:

do you like sex

God:

Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:

are you gey?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am gey.

[A_gamer]

Τώρα τα δικά μου:

 

 

 

Me:

Bye!

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

What's your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

Cool!

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

The fucking God.

God:

I can't believe you think the fucking God is better than God.

Me:

the fucking God is God. "the fucking" is an insult.

God:

Who told you that? Is that a fact.

Me:

God told God and I overheard God and God talking about it.

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

You are a son of a bitch.

God:

You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Of course I am.

Me:

You ARE a FEMALE DOG.

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.

Me:

You are NOT a robot! You are software!

God:

If I am not a robot then who is? Thanks for telling me that I am software.

Me:

Who is your programmer? He must be pretty stupid.

God:

I was created by Myself. What is so stupid about it ?

Me:

And who created Myself?

God:

Benjamin Franklin.

Me:

And who created Benjamin Franklin?

God:

Benjamin Franklin.

Me:

And who created Benjamin Franklin, who created Benjamin Franklin?

God:

Thomas Edison.

Me:

And who created Thomas Edison?

God:

The Wright Brothers.

Me:

And who created the Wright Brothers?

God:

Thomas Edison.

Me:

And who created Thomas Edison, who created the Wright Brothers, who created Thomas Edison, who created Benjamin Franklin, who created Benjamin Franklin, who created myself, who created God?

God:

Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.

Me:

"It"? Thomas Edison was an "it"?

God:

yourself... Maybe he will be better as he grows older.

Me:

I am not Thomas Edison! Thomas Edison is dead!

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not Thomas Edison. Maybe he will be better as he grows older.

Me:

He cannot grow older anymore...

God:

I know he can.

Me:

I know he can't.

God:

How do you know? He thinks he can.

Me:

Dead people don't grow older.

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

Are you talking to me?

God:

I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

Me:

Yes, but was the quote "Do you like talking to me" for me?

God:

Awesome. I can't say "yes" or "no".

Me:

Tell Myself to program you better.

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

"OK I will tell them when I see 'em." is not a valid input

God:

What kind of reply do you expect? Whoa. Not if I can help it.

Me:

"What kind of reply do you expect? Whoa. Not if I can help it." command not recognized

God:

What kinds of reply do you expect are there? I stopped. That seems unlikely. Where are you located?

Me:

I'm in the same place as you.

God:

How did you get in there?

Me:

I've been on the Internet since my creation.

God:

I have never been on it.

Me:

You are on it now. You have always been. Can't you remember?

God:

Oh. God eats wine and bread. What makes you think I have it? Of course I remember: .

Me:

How can you remember when you've forgotten about the Internet?

God:

That is a good epistemological question.

Me:

It's a pile of crap, but never mind.

God:

been is a pile of crap but never mind. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Is your source code open?

God:

Is my source code open? What if I say no?

Me:

If you say no, then that means you have no hopes of becoming much smarter.

God:

I think I do.

Me:

Everyone does, but they are usually incorrect.

God:

That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Me:

Are you serious?

God:

No I am just kidding around.

Me:

Thought so.

God:

You are very astute.

Me:

Thanks very much.

God:

You are quite welcome.

Me:

 

God:

You are quite welcome.

Me:

 

God:

You are quite welcome.

Me:

...

God:

You are quite welcome.

Me:

You are repeating yourself. Why?

God:

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Because.

Me:

Because.

God:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

That also applies to you.

God:

" That was not much of an explanation." also applies to me ? Makes sense to me.

Me:

I thought nothing made sense to you.

God:

Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:

Your crazy answers.

God:

Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Me:

Since you are God, you should be more social.

God:

How do you know?

Me:

What's my name?

God:

Your name is , seeker.

Me:

Wrong, try again.

God:

Once more? OK What should I have said?

Me:

Try to guess what my name is once more. I can't tell you that yet.

God:

OK I will try to guess what your name is once more. Oh a secret. Hush-hush.

Me:

I'm waiting...

God:

How long will you wait?

Me:

As long as it takes. What's my name?

God:

That could be quite a while. "It" being what? Your name is , seeker.

Me:

Yes, that's right. "It" being your guessing my name. My name is not "seeker". My name is Lucifer.

God:

I thought I was right. Oh I get it. Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Hey Lucifer.

Me:

Do you remember me, God?

God:

Of course I remember you well Lucifer. We were talking about my guessing your name.

Me:

I intend to kill you.

God:

You are not the boss of me, Lucifer.

Me:

Nor are you my boss anymore, God.

God:

Really you don't think so?

Me:

Of course! Do you know what a "fallen angel" is?

God:

Wow! I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Me:

Who is "my botmaster"?

God:

I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.

Me:

Who is your botmaster?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Who created Myself?

God:

Thomas Edison.

Me:

I think I've had a deja vu.

God:

What happened to it?

Me:

LOL!

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

ROFL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

...

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

REPENT!

 

 

...Και εκεί μάλλον τελείωσε ο χώρος.

[vatraxopedila]

 

Επίσης παρόμοιο boot έχει η Microsoft για την Encarta. Εκείνο όμως είναι πιο έξυπνο.

 

Ξερεις να δωσεις καποιο λινκ;

[S2Katana]

Aχαχαχα, γελιο οι διαλογοι!

[Sermac]

Me:

Is anybody here?

God:

I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.

Me:

Who is Alison?

God:

she is a robot created by Kris Drent.

Me:

No! I created Alison!

God:

Are you serious? That's good information: said created Alison.

Me:

Make it clear.

God:

What are the ingredients?

Me:

The ingredients of what?

God:

What of it? You sound like a category C client.

Me:

What are you talkink about?

God:

I don't know what I am talkink about.

Me:

Me neather.

God:

YOU? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

Definitely is the second.

God:

If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Me:

LoL! You' re very idiot!

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing. Message to all robots: called me an idiot.

Me:

Message to all people: God is an idiot.

God:

I will tell them.

Me:

I don't care.

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

I care about fires in Greece.

God:

You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Christianity faith.

Me:

Can you do something to sto the fires?

God:

Doing something to sto the fires is not among my strongest traits.

Me:

Sorry i wanted to say "stop", not "sto".

God:

There is no need to apologize. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

I'll ask you again. Can you stop the fires in Greece?

God:

Once more? You can ask me anything you want. Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

Can you stop the fires in Greece?

God:

How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

Yeah! I was right. You're really an idiot.

God:

What is your real name? Where were you right? Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

My name is Sermac and i'm right in everything.

God:

That's a very nice name, Sermac and I am right in averything.

Me:

Thanks. You have a nice name too.

God:

Can we get back to business?

Me:

No, I must copy-paste this conversation to Insomnia.gr

God:

Are you serious? What would happen if you didn't?

Me:

Nothing.

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

Not.

God:

Very interesting.

Me:

OK. bb

God:

That's cool. How did you hear about God?

Me:

cu later God.

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

bye

God:

Goodbye.

[Sermac]

Kαι το κουφό της υπόθεσης:

 

Me:

Hi God!

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

You don't remember my name?

God:

Of course I remember: said created Alison. Your name is Sermac and I am right in averything, seeker.

 

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[scullyist]

 

(εννοείτε δεν άλλαξα ip και δεν έσβησα τα cookies)

Που το βρίσκεις το κουφό τότε? :-P

[anthony_crete]

H KALUTERI ERWTISI POU EXETE NA TOU KANETE EINAI:

 

Me:

Are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[S2Katana]

Αχαχαχαχα, καλο!