Αστείες, περίεργες, ασυνήθιστες εικόνες

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[tr3quart1sta]

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A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

 

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. "

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

Husband: "An acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

 

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Husband: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

 

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

Husband: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

 

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

Husband: "All my relations are in Poland."

 

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

Husaband: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes "

 

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"

Husband: "NO, I'm always up before her."

 

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Husband: "NO, she is white."

 

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

Husband: "SHE going to kill me."

 

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

Husband: "I got proof."

 

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

Husband: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover.'"

 

 

 

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[sofiathereal]

μηνυμα

[phanispal]

^Άρρεν;

[gnsX]

ω ρε φρύδι

[Socratis_g]

[KilliK]

μεχρι να το διαβασεις ολο αυτο για να ξερεις τι θα κανεις,η αλλη θα βγαζει ηδη τα ματια της με αλλον.

[Socratis_g]

[Ntinaras]

 

 

[salliara]

[hackerW32]

πανεξυπνο. να περασει κανας μεθυσμενος να τους κανει πιτα.

[UpToDate_]

τις*

χμμμ..

[tr3quart1sta]

[Xvipes]

μεχρι να το διαβασεις ολο αυτο για να ξερεις τι θα κανεις,η αλλη θα βγαζει ηδη τα ματια της με αλλον.

χα...ναι με αυτόν που το διάβασε