Five word story...

[dalton85]

hi thought, of a life

[vaggelisk]

then the ugly lady licked

[χάπι]

...her fat finger and said...

[Φρού-Φρού]

wtf ? this bastard is immortal ???

[χάπι]

or am I still sleeping ???

[Harkon]

a thunder struck miles away..

[χάπι]

causing serious damages to the...

[Harkon]

drug dealer cargo moving towards

[χάπι]

Athens. Meanwhile Athenians were getting...

[we_will_rise]

fatter and fatter eating souvlakia,

[Harkon]

ready for war with Spartans

[χάπι]

who were very good soldiers

[Φρού-Φρού]

but a little bit gay...

[χάπι]

using make up before fighting...

[Φρού-Φρού]

and wore g-strings to..