Five word story...

[χάπι]

the nasty beast of "logokrisia" (=censorship) :-P

[Φρού-Φρού]

approached the sweet Water Fairy ..

[pappous_soulis]

who stood mighty and glorious...

[Neurotic_Fest]

and plunged his erect manhood

[χάπι]

in the ground, to avoid... (lol)

[pappous_soulis]

the poissonouss fart that just

[χάπι]

filled the air around him... ()

[Φρού-Φρού]

suddenly a noise made him...

[χάπι]

...run away ! A glowing man ...

[Φρού-Φρού]

appeared from the waterfall and..

[DarkKnight]

draw his tremendous unholy axe...

 

( neurotic fest wrote protect his backdoor virginity muxaxaxa )

[kattistt]

towards the fearsome and obscure....

 

(DarkKnight pratar du Svenska?)

[χάπι]

... Water Fairy, who said loudly...

[Harkon]

"What large teeth you have!"

[DarkKnight]

I want to eradicate them...

 

(@Kattist όχι, στίχοι από τραγουδάκι)