Five word story...

[chris_4]

he had with the wife

[Harkon]

he drank yet another beer.

[Physics_Rulez]

he drank yet another beer.

 

Five hours later he managed

[The_Judas]

to get a good boner

[manic]

but suddenly someone shout him...

[Harkon]

Hey you! Come here now!

[PCM]

You know who i am?..

[sn0u]

...but when he saw the

[red7genius]

face of the man, he

[Harkon]

quickly realised something was wrong

[sn0u]

and he started to run

[Neurotic_Fest]

to save his backdoor virginity

[Rising1980]

from being posted at /b/

[red7genius]

. As he tried to escape

[kattistt]

he tripped over a big...