Five word story...

[χάπι]

Athenians were afraid that Spartans...

[Φρού-Φρού]

will have bigger tits than ...

[χάπι]

...their hands. Their asses though...

[Φρού-Φρού]

were filled with something like...

[χάπι]

... muscle ... Hmmm pretty tiny and tight...

[red7genius]

At last, their backdoor virginity was lost

[χάπι]

(WOULD BE lost) as soon as they tried to enter Athens

[small change]

unfortunately, Athens was closed for the holidays

[χάπι]

and the had to go to Mykonos...

[dark_banishing]

but their ship sunk....

[χάπι]

...and they found themselves lying...

[small change]

and were punished because god hates liars...

[χάπι]

punished to live in Paros...

[Sellers]

forever. And they lived good ane we lived better!!!

[dark_banishing]

( And they lived good ) till the day a spaceship landed on paros..............