Albanian Virus 1 & 2...gia osous den to exoun dei

[Anonymous]

Oloi exete akousei gia ton Albanian Virus...<BR>alla posoi apo esas phrate kai to 2o meros?<P>Albanian Virus 1<BR>DEAR RECEIVER,<BR> You have just received an Albanian virus. Since we are<BR> not so technologically advanced in Albania, this is a MANUAL<BR> virus.<P> Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself<BR> and send this mail to everyone you know.<BR> Thank you very much for helping me.<BR> Ole Hacker<P>Albanian Virus 2<BR>Dear sir.<BR>Thank you very much for helping us to spread our manual version of<BR>Albanian<BR>virus (AlVi 2.0.1+1/2). To express our gratitude we would be pleased to<BR>pay you<BR>10.000 drachmas, but we don't have that ammount of money.<BR>So we will send you :<BR>1. Two (2) hungry albanian workers in the price of one.<BR>2. One (1) semi-used kalashnikoff automatic riffle.<BR>3. Three (3) albanian call-girls for personal use (muhaha).<BR>4. One (1) heavy weight world champion of weight lifting (like<BR>Pyrros Dimas).<BR>5. Our eternal gratitude.<BR>6. And finally my mother's photograph.<P><BR>loooooooooooooooooool<P>kalh sas mera

[purplehead]

ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ<P>Καλα το δεύτερο μέρος είναι ακόμα καλύτερο. Τι γέλιο δικέ μου...<BR><IMG SRC="http://www.insomnia.gr/cpubb/smilies/cwm11.gif" border=0>

[tiger]

Kala to komati pou grafi gia ton piro dima kalo einai na sbisti , to palikari pistebo oti exei apodiksi pleon oti einai pio elinas apo polous elines pou genithikan stin elada kai den prepei na to bazoume sto idio kalathi me tous '!@$##$#' alvanous.<P>ps den ksero pios egrapse to kimeno apla tin gnomi mou eipa.<BR>

[Anonymous]

Ξέρουμε όλοι ότι ο Δήμας είναι ελληνάρα...αλλά τώρα κάνουμε πλάκα.<P>

[xsterg]

ALBANIAN VIRUS SECOND EDITION.......

[NickTheGreek]

Pare kai to Anti-virus na apalageis mia kai kali...<BR> <P> "Dear user,<P> <P> This is the first OFFICIAL Commercial Albanian Anti - Virus Program. As you know already, because of the luck of modern technology, you'll have to perform the following MANUALLY.<P> <P> Please follow these steps:<P> 1: Install the Albanian Anti - Virus (which means, open and read this mail).<P> 2: Buy, install an run either Norton Antivirus or McAfee VirusScan.<P> 3: Close the Albanian Anti - Virus (which means, close this mail window and then your mail program).<P> <P> By following these steps, your PC will be automatically virus - cleaned. Especially for the Albanian viruses, you can jump directly to step 3 after step 1, since our program is especially designed for these kind on viruses.<P> <P> Thank you for the use on Albanian Anti - Virus. Please don't forget to register your copy. Registration fee is $1,99. For more information about the product, and for new virus updates, please visit <A HREF="http://www.albania/sali-berissa/hotza/antivirus.com" TARGET=_blank>www.albania/sali-berissa/hotza/antivirus.com</A> <P> <P>