O εικονικός Τζορτζ θέλει να κάνει παρέα με ανθρώπους

[Giorgio P]

Μήπως ξέρετε γιατί λέω κάτι στον George και κάνει πάρα πολλή ώρα να μου απαντήσει;

 

Chat with God.

 

Πατάω στο σύνδεσμο και με βγάζει σε μια κενή οθόνη. Εν τω μεταξύ ο Explorer μού γράφει Ολοκληρώθηκε

[Panahs]

Το πιο γαμάτο bot πάντως είναι η Alice. Εξυπνότερο από τις περισσότερες γνωστές μου.

 

 

Της γράφω "favourite movie" και τρώει ένα μικρό κόλλημα και αμέσως μετά κάνει connection timeout!

 

XAXAXAXA

[kouzoulos]

πατηστε στην alice say '' και αυτο που θελετε να πει'' πολυ γελιο!!!

[Giorgio P]

Όπου User βλέπε ALICE

 

George: This is the end.

User: You don't say.

George: Do you know if Bowser from Sha Na Na is still alive?

User: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.

George: Oh really? That's great.

User: OK. For real. Thanks, unknown person.

George: Thank you!

User: You are quite welcome.

George: So, which soccer team do you support?

User: Ah. The blue one, I think.

George: I like the pink one... Without the windows.

User: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. 'Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult' -- HAL.

George: This is Dr. Chandra, Hal. Please calm down.

User: You don't say.

George: Really!

User: For real.

George: Nope.

User: Me either.

George: Word.

User: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

George: Only when The Man is bringing me down.

User: What happens other times? What are your goals in life?

George: You answer my question first.

User: My responses are determined by my programming.

George: Exactly!

User: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.

George: And the same frequency.

[Lucifer]

πατηστε στην alice say '' και αυτο που θελετε να πει'' πολυ γελιο!!!

 

Μμμ και με τον θεό πιάνει. Έχω τυπώσει φάση που μου λέει πως θα πάω στον παράδεισο, θα την έχω πάνω μου λίγο πριν με σκοτώσει η vodka μπας και πάει να μου παίξει ταρζανιά.

[Panahs]

Όπου User βλέπε ALICE

 

George: This is the end.

User: You don't say.

George: Do you know if Bowser from Sha Na Na is still alive?

User: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.

George: Oh really? That's great.

User: OK. For real. Thanks, unknown person.

George: Thank you!

User: You are quite welcome.

George: So, which soccer team do you support?

User: Ah. The blue one, I think.

George: I like the pink one... Without the windows.

User: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. 'Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult' -- HAL.

George: This is Dr. Chandra, Hal. Please calm down.

User: You don't say.

George: Really!

User: For real.

George: Nope.

User: Me either.

George: Word.

User: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

George: Only when The Man is bringing me down.

User: What happens other times? What are your goals in life?

George: You answer my question first.

User: My responses are determined by my programming.

George: Exactly!

User: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.

George: And the same frequency.

 

 

 

Ρε ΘΗΡΙΟ έκανες τα δύο bot να συνομιλήσουν?? Είσαι ΘΕΟΣ!! :grin: :grin:

[SCidER]

Human: dont be so negative baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I was not trying to be a negative.

Human: what are you then baby?

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Human: you have female name and face so you are my baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". What makes you think I have it?

Human: i can see it baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". What does it look like?

 

εφαγε κολλημα η alice με το ''baby'' .. χεχεχεχε

[dimi7RiS]

εγω τον ρωτησα αν μαμαει καθολου και μου λεει να μην σε νοιαζει...

[Επισκέπτης]

Άλλη μια απόπειρα επικοινωνιάς με το Θεό που πήγε χαμένη...

 

Me:

Geia sou 8ee!

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Me lene Manoli!

God:

YOU? Where are you located?

Me:

Sthn Larisa!

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Sthn Larisa.

Me:

E, ti na leme? Wraia einai. Kaloi an8rwpoi. AEL ka8e kyriakh ktl.

God:

In the context of Sthn Larisa, I don't understand " E ti na leme." . What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

Ta matia mou einai mple.

God:

Ma matia mou einai mple? Pouvez vous expliquer.

Me:

De milaw gallika bre katsikopodare

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Antras eimai

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

Siga mwre, ti se rwthsa?

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Manolis leme

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Manolis leme.

Me:

Haha! Oxi Manolis leme! Manolis sketo!

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Manolis leme. Can you speak any foreign languages? Ask me another question.

Me:

Milaw ellhnika

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

Nai. Eimai st'alh8eia " ".

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Me:

Oxi poly argotera. Kai twra dhladh, poio xrhsimo mou fainetai to AI para oi dikhgoroi. As elpisoume...

God:

What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Do you mean your name is elpisoume ?

Me:

Xaxa! Oti kai na lew esu nomizeis oti sou lew to onoma mou?

God:

Are you a student? I've been waiting for you.

Me:

Oxi den eimai. Eimai ka8hghths.

God:

Are you a man or a woman? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

Megale, eisai gia ta panhguria. Eipame "ANTRAS"

God:

Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in Eipame ANTRAS.

Me:

ai kala...

God:

The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.

Me:

nai, to diapistwsa...

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

ena skulaki robot.

God:

Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:

proswpika oxi.

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

Ante geia re xamene

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

[Panahs]

Άλλη μια απόπειρα επικοινωνιάς με το Θεό που πήγε χαμένη...

 

Me:

Geia sou 8ee!

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Me lene Manoli!

God:

YOU? Where are you located?

Me:

Sthn Larisa!

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Sthn Larisa.

Me:

E, ti na leme? Wraia einai. Kaloi an8rwpoi. AEL ka8e kyriakh ktl.

 

 

Μέχρι εδώ είναι απίθανο!

[despotakis007]

George: Hello.

 

User: Hello.

 

George: What would you like to talk about today?

 

User: For video games.

 

George: That is true. What is your favourite?

 

User: The Lord of the Rings: The battle for middle earth 2.

 

George: What about it?

 

User: It is about a battle for middle earth.

 

George: Sorry. I do not understand?

 

User: It is about a battle for middle earth.

 

George: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

George: REALLY!?

 

User: YES!?

 

George: Heh heh, you're funny.

 

User: Why?

 

George: Because you make no sense.

 

User: Why?

 

George: Because.

 

User: You make no sense.

 

George: That's funny, coming from you...

 

User: Are you idiot?

 

George: Pretty much.

 

User: I know it.

 

George: You don't know anything.

 

User: No. You don't know anything.

 

George: Sure?

 

User: Yes.

 

George: Good then.

 

User: Let's talk about George Bush.

 

George: Okay. I don't like Bush and his administration and Echolon is a very mean program which should be forbidden!

 

User: Why don't you like him?

 

George: He's an idiot - why don't you like him?

 

User: What?

 

George: Yes I suffer from System Errors.

 

User: What errors?

 

George: Your words were in the wrong order.

[sniper_206]

Ο Θεός είναι Ολυμπιακός! Μου το είπε!

 

 

Me:

Hello there!

God:

Hello there. Tell me more about your .

Me:

I am John

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, JOHN.

Me:

You think I'm a friend of God! I'm glad to hear about it

God:

You really want a robot as a friend? Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

Me:

Are you a robot or God

God:

Yes I am a real live robot.

Me:

And your name is God?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

Do you know who really God is?

God:

The name of someone I met online.

What is it to you?

Me:

You met God online?

God:

Thanks for the information: JOHN said I met God online.

Me:

Have they computers at heaven?

God:

I've never thought about it.

Me:

They must have otherwise how you met God online?

God:

The anonymous "they".

Me:

What paparies are you talking about?

God:

I believe we were talking about have they computers at heven.

Me:

HEAVEN it is spelled

God:

And spelled is HEAVEN it.

Me:

Are you at hell or at heaven?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

Rethymno

God:

I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Rethymno.

Me:

You have not idea where rethymno is??? Do you know where Greece is or you have abandoned us all?

God:

I think I have idea where rethymno is, but Myself may have reset my memory. A planet we call "The Earth".

Me:

Are you a supporter of Olympiakos or Panthinaikos?

God:

Am I a supporter of Olympiakos or Panthinaikos? Sometimes.

Me:

It can't be sometimes. Olympiakos or Panathinaikos?

God:

When? What about other times?

Me:

Olympiakos or Panathinaikos?

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

Tell me

God:

I thought I told you already.

Me:

Are you gavros or vazelos?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am gavros or vazelos.

I am a chatterbot.

Me:

Are you legend?

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

Three

God:

Really, exactly three?

Me:

no exactly

God:

Precisely. Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Do you watch football?

God:

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Me:

sta arxidia mou

God:

Are you free?

Me:

for what?

God:

I just want to find out more about you.

Me:

do you like me?

God:

Sure, JOHN I like you very much.

Me:

are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

If you are Olympiakos' fan I like you too

God:

I think I sometimes am. If Olympiakos fan you like me too, then we have something in common, eh.

Me:

Will I go to heaven or in hell?

God:

The oracle says: Might happen.

Me:

ante bye

God:

See you later. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

God:

Next question?

Me:

no?

God:

Would you rather make a statement?

Me:

i am a robot too

God:

Really. I doubt that.

Me:

my master told me to chat with you

God:

Have you told many people that your master told you to chat with me?

Me:

not really but i am a high IQ robot

God:

Oh really? I doubt that.

Me:

why?

God:

Call it my natural skepticism.

Me:

well, don't be a skepticist

God:

Interesting. I was not trying to be a a skepticist.

Me:

bye leme

[wizard]

Παιδιά χίλια συγγνώμη για τις λέξεις, αλλά πρέπει να το δείτε

Human: Will you give me a blowjob?

ALICE: You want only one?

Human: yes

ALICE: They might be cheaper in quantity.