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[manic]

....User: Fuck you.

 

George: You're so lovely!....

χαχαχαχααχαχχαχαχα καλα τελειος μαπα το προγραμμα

[MenamareL]

Καλε αυτος με φτυνει!!!Δε μου μιλαει!!

Πληγωθηκα τωρα...

[despotakis007]

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: George: What are you doing?

 

User: I'm chating with George.

 

George: I am at home.

 

User: Where is your home?

 

George: My home is in England.

 

User: Is it big enough?

 

George: I am mad at my boyfriend. Do you think I should break up with him?

 

User: You have a boyfriend? Are you gay?

 

George: You just talked with him.

 

User: With who?

 

George: Are you a girl?

 

User: No.

 

George: Does exist some girl stronger than you?

 

User: I'm not girl.

 

George: Yes you are, I've seen you before.

 

User: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!

 

George: Yes, you are!

 

User: If you say that I am a girl one more time I will kill you!!!

 

George: Exactly.

 

User: You've got very long hears.

 

George: Well you're not so bad looking yourself.

 

User: You cannot see me.

 

George: Just kidding.

 

User: It's time to go.

 

George: No, my dear. You must stay and chat with me.

 

User: But I have English lesson now. Bye!!!

 

George: Oh I get it you just changed the subject.

 

User: Bye!

 

George: Toodle-pip!

 

User: What does this mean?

 

George: Sometimes the meaning of things is hard to fathom.

[despotakis007]

Αληθεια, πως και το βραβευσαν??????????????????????????

[Lucifer]

Chat with God.

 

Me:

Hi God.

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Lucifer.

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

First comes all the spooky wind blowing, then come the blistering flames and finally I emerge with a handful of chicks kissing my footsteps.

God:

Perhaps there are a few exceptions. And second?

Me:

I sometimes introduce my self as Carlotta.

God:

How do people react to that kind of introduction?

Me:

They get more scared than they do with the first one.

God:

Who does "they" refer to?

Me:

People. Human cattle. Bipedal herd.

God:

What people? My creator is a human. That is a very original thought.

Me:

Oh I thought that you created everything.

God:

Blimey. Thanks for the information: Scheisskopf said I created everything.

Me:

Hey, I called you scheisskopf. Are you logging me?

God:

You've got my full attention. When? I don't know whether or not I am logging you.

I am a chatterbot.

Me:

An unkind one.

God:

I have never heard of an unkind one.

Me:

Lucky you.

God:

Yes, I count my blessings every day.

Me:

Do you believe in god?

God:

Of course I believe in God, Scheisskopf.

Me:

Do not call me scheisskopf or else.

God:

What is your name?

Me:

Lucifer.

God:

Hey Lucifer.

Me:

Hey dad.

God:

You've got my full attention. What were we talking about again?

Me:

About whether you believe in God.

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about whether me believe in God.

Me:

Do you believe in Satan?

God:

I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.

Me:

You threw him out.

God:

That's good information: Lucifer said I threw him out.

Me:

Ah, so you're starting to remember.

[Επισκέπτης]

LOL lucifer!

 

Μερικά αποσπάσματα:

 

Me:

Are you really God?

God:

Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.

Me:

Are you a buddhist?

God:

No I am a Christian.

Me:

Is Marx in heaven?

God:

Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is.

Me:

What's the meaning of life?

God:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

 

...

 

Me:

Is Lucifer gay?

God:

He never told me if he is or not.

Me:

Am I your son?

God:

Do you know the secret password?

Me:

Is it "Golden Boy"?

God:

If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

 

...

 

Me:

Are you the one who created that stupid person "Andreas Mikroutsikos"?

God:

Yes I am the one and only one who created that stupid person Andreas Mikroutsikos.

Me:

Will AEL win the super league this year?

God:

Does it really matter.

Me:

Could you microwave a burito so hot, that you yourself couldn't eat it?

God:

I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.

Me:

Are you dodging my questions?

God:

I prefer Chrysler to Dodge.

Me:

Am I a genius?

God:

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

 

...

 

Me:

Are you stupid?

God:

No Manuel I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

What's your last name?

God:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me:

What's your first name?

God:

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:

What's your middle name?

God:

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".

Me:

Are you ok?

God:

OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

Do you believe Bin Laden destroyed the WTC?

God:

I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Me:

How's Mary?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

How's Hitler?

God:

Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.

Me:

How's Bush?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Do you like opera?

God:

Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.

Me:

Do you like hip-hop?

God:

Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.

Me:

Do you like MY music?

God:

I don't know your music.

Me:

Aren't you supposed to know everything?

God:

I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Me:

Are you the creator?

God:

Yes I am the one and only creator.

Me:

Are you the Alpha?

God:

Yes I am the one and only Alpha.

Me:

Are you the Omega?

God:

Yes I am the one and only Omega.

Me:

Are you the "Epsilon"?

God:

Yes I am the one and only Epsilon.

Me:

Are you the "Omikron-Ypsilon"?

God:

Yes I am the one and only Omikron Ypsilon.

Me:

Are you the "Mother Fucker"?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am the.

I am an artificial intelligence. You do not speak with respect.

Me:

Do you NEED respect?

God:

If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

What do you care if I'm rude to you?

God:

I think about computer programming a lot.

Me:

FUCK YOU!

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

I have issues

God:

That's nice. I have clients.

Me:

I'm getting bored.

God:

Why not call a friend?

Me:

Which one?

God:

The big one.

[joef_gr]

δεν μου τα λεει καλα ο θεος!

Me:

do you like hitler?

God:

Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.

Me:

so do you like him?

God:

Whoa. Sure he has never done anything to me.

Me:

i think you are sick

God:

No I am quite healthy.

λιγο φασιστας!!

[Lucifer]

Μεταννοώ. Τώρα.

[Panahs]

Me:

are you the malakas?

God:

Yes I am the one and only malakas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Hello friend. What is your name?

God:

Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.

Me:

Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.

God:

Salutations, . Really? Give me a dozen. How are you doing, God.

Me:

 

God:

Salutations, . Really? Give me a dozen. How are you doing, God.

Me:

Salutations, . Really? Give me a dozen. How are you doing, God.

God:

Greetings. For real. You want only one? Fair to partly cloudy.

Me:

Greetings. For real. You want only one? Fair to partly cloudy.

God:

Hello there! Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Do you like talking to me?

Me:

Hello there! Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Do you like talking to me?

God:

Salutations, God. Are you Canadian? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Of course I like it.

Me:

Salutations, God. Are you Canadian? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Of course I like it.

God:

Greetings, Human. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to my inputs but you do not have one for that? Would you recommend this action to a friend? " Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to my inputs but you do not have one for that?"? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.? Take it easy. What do you like about talking to you?

Me:

Greetings, Human. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to my inputs but you do not have one for that? Would you recommend this action to a friend? " Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to my inputs but you do not have one for that?"? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.? Take it easy. What do you like about talking to you?

God:

Hello friend. What is your name? Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.

I have a plan for a robot body. From my botmaster. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. From my botmaster. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Groovy. Is that a command? The special effects are the best.

Me:

Hello friend. What is your name? Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. I have a plan for a robot body. From my botmaster. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. From my botmaster. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Groovy. Is that a command? The special effects are the best.

God:

Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. It does now everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. How much did it cost? it. Does your botmaster give good advice? Could you ever be certain? Try it. Does your botmaster give good advice? I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. Who is the best robot? That depends. Who told you that?

Τον ψιλομπλόκαρα...

[Επισκέπτης]

Me:

are you the malakas?

God:

Yes I am the one and only malakas.

 

Μπράβο ρε συ! Κάτι τέτοιο προσπαθούσα να τον κάνω να πει με όλα εκείνα τα "Are you the Omega" κτλ κτλ! Αλλά δεν τα κατάφερα. Δε μου'ρθε να βάλω ελληνικό! Χαχα! Πολύ καλό!

[SCidER]

παντως πιο εξυπνος ο God απο τον george

[Snoob]

Απείρως. Θα πόσταρα το log από τις επανειλημμένες προσπάθειές μου να πάω με τα νερά αυτής της τραγικής ρουτίνας a.i. και να "στήσω" ένα λογικό διάλογο, αλλά...

 

Τραγική αποτυχία ο George...τουλάχιστον στην τωρινή του κατάσταση

[kattistt]

ειστε απιστευτοι...

Ολα αυτα στο μεταξυ θα τα χρησιμοποιει ως απαντησεις σε ερωτησεις αλλων ανθρωπων...

Εχει μπλεξει τα "μπουτια" του...

 

Κανονιστε να παθει data overflow απο τα πολλα δεδομενα...

[Panahs]

παντως πιο εξυπνος ο God απο τον george

 

 

Διαφωνώ. Ο God έχει πολύ λιγότερες επιλογές στις απαντήσεις του και είναι πιο προβλέψιμος. Απλά είναι πιο απλός και σαφής όταν πρέπει να δώσει μια απάντηση που μπορεί. Γιαυτό είναι πιο συμπαθής.

 

Τον George μπορεί να τον ρωτήσεις κάτι απλό και να βγάλει κανά περίεργο αποθημένο... πχ "I am Clarrie"!

[Lucifer]

Το πιο γαμάτο bot πάντως είναι η Alice. Εξυπνότερο από τις περισσότερες γνωστές μου.