Favorite Linux Quotes Or Computer Quotes

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to diko mou iparxei idi sto sig mou

[Isle]

Την δικη μου φραση την ειπε ενας παλιος πολιτικος, νομιζω ο Χαριλαος Τρικουπης, οταν αντι να ψηφισουν αυτον, που ηταν εξαιρετος πολιτικος, ψηφισαν εναν αγνωστο, και εκλεχθηκε αυτος.Τον ελεγαν Γουλιμη.

 

Ανθ' ημων Γουλιμης.

Αντι για εμας Γουλιμης.

 

Η φραση λεγεται οταν αντι να επιλεξει καποιος το καλο, το σιγουρο επιλεγει

το αγνωστο, το οχι τοσο καλο.

 

Αλλαξα λιγο την φραση.Επισης αλλαξα και το ονομα των windows σε windblows επειδη φαινεται πιο αστειο.Αλλωστε εγω μαζι με τον pkoutsia τυχαια βγαλαμε το windblows.

 

Ελπιζω να σας αρεσει η υπογραφη μου.

[pinball_elf]

In the beginning ...

 

God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.

 

On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In

those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals

didn't yet exist.)

 

On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the

bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the

universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory

refresh, and spent the rest of the day (and his first all-nighter)

reinstalling the universe.

 

On the third day, the bit cried, "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a

sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the

original prototype. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized

that "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and

glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit.

Many bits followed, but only one was so honored.

 

On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical

shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that -- by

performing a single shift instruction -- it could become the Most

Significant Bit. And God realized the importance of computer security.

 

On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of

the ALU, with wonderful features, and said, "Forget that add and shift

stuff. Go forth and multiply." And God saw that it was good.

 

On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines,

register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable

instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation

delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the

sixth day must have been a Monday.

 

On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced Unix into the

Universe, and it worked right ever since.

[Dimmu_Borgir]

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

[cassidy]

Από ένα παλικάρι στο adslgr.com

Δυστυχώς' date=' ενώ το linux είναι σαν τους ανθρώπους, τα windows είναι σαν τα ζώα.

 

Ο γιατρός στους ανθρώπους ρωτάει πως αισθάνονται, τους κάνει ειδικές εξετάσεις και ακολουθεί κατάλληλη θεραπεία.

 

Ο κτηνίατρος στα ζώα, ακούει πως μουγκανάνε και αν δεν του αρέσει τα στέλνει για ευθανασία...[/quote']

[Dimmu_Borgir]

Από fortune:

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13: SLOBOL

 

SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.

Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they

compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the

coffee. Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom

sitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to

compile. Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn to a related (but

infinitely faster) language, COCAINE.