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The Director Who Films Your Life Test


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Woody Allen

Your film will be 61% romantic, 43% comedy, 35% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.

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Roger Corman

Your film will be 49% romantic, 30% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

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ela na skane ta kala ta spania :P

 

Alfred Hitchcock

Your film will be 44% romantic, 37% comedy, 58% complex plot, and a $ 44 million budget.

One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde. He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent, buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!

 

You scored higher than 16% on action-romance

You scored higher than 55% on humor

You scored higher than 97% on complexity

You scored higher than 90% on budge

 

/me Likes :)

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ap'oti blepw exw kai egw spanio :P

 

Steven Soderbergh

Your film will be 55% romantic, 24% comedy, 50% complex plot, and a $ 35 million budget.

Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.

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Ingmar Bergman

Your film will be 73% romantic, 30% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 57 million budget.

Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.

 

You scored higher than 99% on action-romance

You scored higher than 37% on humor

You scored higher than 76% on complexity

You scored higher than 96% on budget

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Cameron Crowe

 

Your film will be 55% romantic, 43% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

You had him at "hello" and he will complete you. Yes, the guy who made Jerry Maguire (and the movies Singles and Say Anything) will make your life into a mushy romantic comedy-drama. But considering that he also wrote Fast Times At Ridgemont High and that the movie Almost Famous was about him, your film will be a GREAT mushy romantic comedy-drama.

 

You scored higher than 64% on action-romance

You scored higher than 82% on humor

You scored higher than 58% on complexity

You scored higher than 20% on budget

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na kai to diko mou

 

Mel Brooks

Your film will be 45% romantic, 49% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

You're a busy and hilarious kind of person, not terribly romantic, and you seem to fit in with everyone around you. Mel's filmography: The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, High Anxiety, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, To Be or Not To Be. Your film will be hilarious, and probably have a few ascerbic digs at Nazi Germany -- Mel's signature. You should insist that he play your grandfather and that Carl Reiner play your other grandfather and that they do their 2,000 Year Old Man routine.

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David Lynch

Your film will be 52% romantic, 37% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.

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Roger Corman

Your film will be 42% romantic, 32% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

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Woody Allen

Your film will be 56% romantic, 37% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949.

 

You scored higher than 69% on action-romance

 

You scored higher than 55% on humor

 

You scored higher than 38% on complexity

 

You scored higher than 20% on budget

Δημοσ.

Roger Corman

 

Your film will be 53% romantic, 30% comedy, 45% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

 

You scored higher than 55% on action-romance

 

You scored higher than 17% on humor

 

You scored higher than 82% on complexity

 

You scored higher than 15% on budget

 

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