The Director Who Films Your Life Test

[Akujin]

take the test:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180

 

 

emena mou evgale:

 

Sofia Coppola

 

Your film will be 60% romantic, 28% comedy, 28% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.

Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

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Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 59% romantic, 30% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

 

μπαρούφα το τεστ, αν ήτανε σωστό έπρεπε να μου βγάλει James Cameron και $ 400 million budget

[Akujin]

ki esy sofia? .....ti egine? kaneis allos?...

 

egw den perimena sofia, den exw+parapono.(i was hoping for Godard pantws,to be honest!)

 

ante na dw ti tha vgalei ton Manuel.

(les na tou vgei kanas kevin smith?)

pame n'arxisoume stoiximata gia diafora meli tou insomnia....!

[Επισκέπτης]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 42% romantic, 31% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.

 

Ε, καλά. Το περίμενα ότι θα μου έβγαζε ότι να'ναι από αυτά που με ρώταγε. Χαρακτηριστικά κάπου έγραφε:

 

Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up.

 

Ε, εντάξει. Αφού οι ερωτήσεις ήταν ότι να'ναι... Μα με ρωτάει πόσοι ζουσαν στο σπίτι σας, και δε με ρωτάει αν ήταν παππούδες ή αδέρφια. Εγώ έχω 4 αδερφές. Έχει κάποια διαφορά από το να έχεις 2 αδέρφια και 2 παππούδες.

[Επισκέπτης]

ante na dw ti tha vgalei ton Manuel.

(les na tou vgei kanas kevin smith?)

pame n'arxisoume stoiximata gia diafora meli tou insomnia....!

 

LOL Kevin Smith! Ωραία θα ήταν, δε λέω. Η αλήθεια είναι ότι και ο Ed Wood που μου έβγαλε δεν είναι κακή περίπτωση. Έχω μια τάση να "δραματοποιώ" τη ζωή μου και να προσπαθώ να την κάνω πιο μαγευτική (μάλλον φταίνε τα εκατοντάδες παραμύθια που διάβαζα μικρός), αλλά αν η ζωή μου γινόταν ταινία, θα προτιμούσα να επικεντρωνόταν στην καλλιτεχνική-δημιουργική-φιλοσοφική μου πλευρά και όχι σε αυτά που φαντάζομαι ότι θα ήταν η ζωή μου... Ας μου έβγαζε έστω τον Tim Burton.

[Akujin]

nai exeis dikio,

 

sorry pou gelaw alla itane gamato, den perimena na exei kai ton ed wood mesa.

molis to eida eskasa sta gelia, pragmatika.

 

hehe, cheers Manuel!...

[Επισκέπτης]

sorry pou gelaw alla itane gamato' date=' den perimena na exei kai ton ed wood mesa.

molis to eida eskasa sta gelia, pragmatika.[/quote']

 

Xexe, gela oso 8eleis. Etsi ki alliws gia na gelasoume to kaname to test. Kai egw pantws epa8a plaka me ton ed wood. Afou otan to eida mou phre merika deuterolepta na katalabw ti egine (blepeis to exw sto mualo mou san tainia. Ante na doume kai to Plan 9 pou to exw toso kairo kai akoma na to dw).

 

btw, h eikona sou de fainetai (pros to paron toulaxiston). Den anoigei h selida pou thn exei.

[BIAP]

Roger Corman

Your film will be 48% romantic, 31% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

[cassidy]

Χουχ μου έβγαλε Tarantino, αν και δε κατάλαβα γιατί ακριβώς!

Θα με παίζει ο Emilio Estevez (αυτά είναι~!)

Τουλάχιστον έχω μεγάλο budget 40m$$$

 

Μέτρησε πολύ το τεστάκι, έριξα πολύ γέλιο

[stone]

David Lynch

Your film will be 48% romantic, 40% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 31 million budget.

We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.

Παλι καλα που μου αρεσει ο Lynch

[kostas_crete]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 48% romantic, 30% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

[paredwse]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 51% romantic, 36% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 21 million budget.

 

You scored higher than 40% on action-romance

You scored higher than 61% on humor

You scored higher than 18% on complexity

You scored higher than 1% on budget

 

 

[john1987]

και εμενα εβγαλε Edward D. Wood, Jr....

[haris_ch02019]

emena Sofia Copola! wtf...

[Akujin]

ti, oloi sofies kai ed woods eimaste edw sto insomnia?? XAXA