HITMAN - Professional Killings

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HITMAN - Professional Killings

Permanent Solutions to Common Problems!

 

We are a privately-owned independent enterprise that specializes in reliable contract killings.

Our firm consists of a small team of highly-skilled, and experienced, specialists. We are the industry leader in innovative killing approaches and have built a lasting reputation over decades of outstanding services for clients on five continents.

 

Instead of fiddling around with amateur killing techniques and messing up crime scenes just pick up the phone and give us a call. After reviewing your case, our team will develop a customized package that is best-suited for your particular situation. You provide us with the name of your mark, along with a photo and personal details, and take a vacation; we'll make sure one of our specialists sends flowers to the grieving widow while you enjoy your Margaritas on the beach.

 

Our basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses).

 

We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe.

 

 

FAQ

Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?

A: No! Those are prohibited by law. :grin: :smile: :razz: :smile:

 

Testimonials

"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance." S.M. -- Electrician

 

 

 

 

 

http://hitman.us/

 

και η... αποθέωση:

οι φωστήρες του ΑΝΤ1 μόλις πριν λιγο (ειδησεις 20:00, 24/3/2005) παρουσίασε το site ως πραγματική εταιρεία δολοφόνων. :grin: :grin:

Και εις ανώτερα, και για Πούλιτζερ!!!!

[mike8]

eeeeleos....dimosiografoi....paaaali ta idia...

[Guerriero4]

HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

 

hahahahahhhahahhahaa

[_filippos_]

Όταν διάβασα την σελίδα μου φάνηκε για πρωταπριλιάτικο αστείο, εκτός κι αν αυτοί οι Αμερικάνοι είναι τόσο αφελείς! Ή μήπως οι δημοσιογράφοι του ΑΝΤ1;

 

Πολύ εξωφρενικό για να είναι αληθηνό!

[de173]

"Θέλω να φάω την πεθερά μου... Γίνεται κύριε Hitman;"

[nefelodamon]

Greatest Hits

Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage

 

1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

 

Θεϊκό.....

[Theodore Tsi]

douleia tou ant1 twra einai na enimerwsei CIA, FBI ktl na pame na tous mbouzouriasoun pou poulane mblouzitses k kapelakia......(blepe Dirty Works pou o tipos den poulage k tipota k ton trexane sta kala kathoumena!........a re egkiri dimosiografia......!!!)