Really bad movies(see instructions inside)

[kleidokratwr]

e nai einai prosopikes apopseis kai panta 8a diaferoun , den prokeite na symfwnhsoume pote plhrws, kai den yparxei logos kiolas, kouventa na ginetai panw apola..

[MixalisX]

Ean den sas aresei o stathis psalths exete dei pote allh tainia ellhnikh sthn zoh sas?

 

Simfono apolita megale, o elinikos kinimatografos paei apo to kako sto xeirotero. Basismenes mono sto sex h entelos koultouriarikes xoris nohma. Nomizeis blepontas tis oti giristikan mono gia na anadixtei o skinothetis os poio koultouriaris. Pantelos elipsi sto ti zitaei o theatis. Den einai tixeo oti protimame ton keno kinimatografo....Basika lei na to kanoume auto xeroristo post gia sizitisi...

[billaros_yo]

Εγώ παιδιά ξενέρωσα με το fight club,to scary moovie3,την ονειροπαγίδα και το dogball(ή όπως γράφεται τελος πάντων).

[epote]

gia ta tria teleytaia entaksi, eidika to scary movie htan oWnaGe alla to fight club?

 

TOULAXISTON mporeis na anagnoriseis to minima pou pernouse akoma kai an den sou arese o *tropos* pou to pernouse

[therock]

Ok ego tha eimai genikos,den tha po tainia alla katigories tainion!

 

Komodies,peripeteies kai thriller einai pleon katastrofika!

 

O logos?Den iparxei ipothesi,einai ola xontrokommena kai apeythinontai se koino pou ta xavei ola monokommata.

 

Komodies-Den thimame na eida kapoia komodia-tainia pou na gelasa tora teleytea i mallon edo kai kairo.Ipirxan liges (White Chicks mia pou mou erxetai) alla opos kai na exei einai oles astoxes.

 

Humor gia mena pleon iparxei mono stin TV (friends,joey,southpark,ktl)

 

Thriller-Einai ilithia,den se tromazoun para mono sou deixnoun diafores dolofonies kai esi kathesai kai skeftesai poios na einai arage o dolofonos,kai sto telos sou apokaliptei ton pio asxeto,kai vazontas saltses perigrafei ton ilithio logo pou ekan osa ekane.

 

Merika psixologika thriller einai kala par'ola ayta(ring,grudge-giaponeziko,oldboy-en merei thriller,kai kapoia akoma,alla os ekei).

 

Ta perissotera aplos den tha eprepe na ipirxan.Ante deite to house of thousand corpses tou rob zombie kai tha katalavete.

 

Peripeteies-Poli mpla mpla effe me ekrikseis kai diafora,dithen klotsies,mpounies xoris aitia,gia ena senario tou styl klapike to simantikotero artifact enos arxaio politismo kai o mamias o seagal prepei na to retrievarei-i'm thrilled!

 

Mono dramatikes-koinonikes-aisthimatikes einai poiotikes tainies gia mena.

 

Kaizer ti les?Se kalipsa i mipos vrikes pali kati anomalo sto post mou?Perimeno apantisi!

[LupinIII]

γελατε με το ψαλτη?

 

shigh...its worse than i thought

 

... LOOOOL ontws etsi einai..

(egw den exw kataferei pote na dw panw apo 5 lepta...)

 

Tespa, to apoluta pio asxhmo film pou exw dei sth zwh mou einai ena italiko, " Lo zio di Brooklyn " ( o 8eios apo to Brooklyn )..

Tainia aspromaurh ,paizoun mono antres, kata th diarkeia ths opoias miloun ligo(kai se dialekto) kai lene perissotera me "allous hxous pou paragei to swma tous"... ;-)

thn tainia katafera na th dw ,mesa se 3 meres, blepontas 10-15 lepta th fora.. (DEN antexa me tipota parapanw) ... apla kai mono giati hmoun periergos na dw pou 8a katelhge... kai telika den katelhxe pou8ena(oxi oti kai xekinhse apo kapou.. )

[avenger]

Οι ταινίες του Ψάλτη της θρυλικής δεκαετίας του 80,ανήκουν στην ειδική κατηγορία "so bad it's good".Δηλ μπορείς να απολαύσεις το πόσο κακές είναι.Αντίστοιχη κατηγορία οι ταινίες του Ταμτάκου(Ο ταμτάκος στο ναυτικο-ο ηλεκτρονικός ταμτάκος-ταμτάκο προχώρα ξεβρώμισε την χώρα κλπ).

[haris_ch02019]

Ok ego tha eimai genikos' date='den tha po tainia alla katigories tainion!

Komodies,peripeteies kai thriller einai pleon katastrofika!

O logos?Den iparxei ipothesi,einai ola xontrokommena kai apeythinontai se koino pou ta xavei ola monokommata.

Komodies-Den thimame na eida kapoia komodia-tainia pou na gelasa tora teleytea i mallon edo kai kairo.Ipirxan liges (White Chicks mia pou mou erxetai) alla opos kai na exei einai oles astoxes.

Humor gia mena pleon iparxei mono stin TV (friends,joey,southpark,ktl)

Thriller-Einai ilithia,den se tromazoun para mono sou deixnoun diafores dolofonies kai esi kathesai kai skeftesai poios na einai arage o dolofonos,kai sto telos sou apokaliptei ton pio asxeto,kai vazontas saltses perigrafei ton ilithio logo pou ekan osa ekane.

Merika psixologika thriller einai kala par'ola ayta(ring,grudge-giaponeziko,oldboy-en merei thriller,kai kapoia akoma,alla os ekei).

Ta perissotera aplos den tha eprepe na ipirxan.Ante deite to house of thousand corpses tou rob zombie kai tha katalavete.

Peripeteies-Poli mpla mpla effe me ekrikseis kai diafora,dithen klotsies,mpounies xoris aitia,gia ena senario tou styl klapike to simantikotero artifact enos arxaio politismo kai o mamias o seagal prepei na to retrievarei-i'm thrilled!Mono dramatikes-koinonikes-aisthimatikes einai poiotikes tainies gia mena.Kaizer ti les?Se kalipsa i mipos vrikes pali kati anomalo sto post mou?Perimeno apantisi![/quote']

 

 

nomizw oti einai poly authaireto kai adiko gia kapoies katigories tainiwn na tis bazeis sthn kathgoria skoupidia.opws yparxoun kai skoupidia me to seagal etsi yparxoun kai koryfaies peripeteies p.x RONIN opws yparxoun kai moufa-thriller me zoumia etsi yparxoun kai thriller xwris stagona aima pou koboun thn anasa(opws allwste anafereis)p.x Profoiteia

opws yparxoun kai kales aisthimatikes etsi yparxoun kai skoupidia p.x 28 Days

se oles tis katigories exeis kales kai kakes tainies.den mporeis na to apofygeis!

[epote]

avenger:

 

για μενα ειναι "so bad its suicide":p

[therock]

haris_ch02019

 

sigoura iparxoun ekseresei opos les,alla kata kirio logo pistevo pos isxioun oso anefera.

[epote]

sigoura iparxoun ekseresei opos les,alla kata kirio logo pistevo pos isxioun oso anefera.

 

οχι ειναι τρομερη γευνικευση. Σαφως και βγαινουν καλες ταινιες, η ταινιες ανω του μεσου ορου

[therock]

Peiripeteies nai iparxoun arketes eksereseis,alla komodies kai thriller den allazo gnomi.Eidika komodies,kai eidika ton teleyteon eton.

[epote]

thriler?

 

ekti aisthish, siopi ton amnon, seven, usual suspects, panic room, the ring, memento, insomnia, 28 meres meta...

 

komodies:

 

high fidelity, noting hill, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaun of the dead, american pie, bad santa, 4 gamoi kai mia kidia, Shakespeare in Love , theres something about mary....

 

and it goes on and on.

 

gia ta teleytaia 2-3 xronia, shreck, finding nemo, oceans eleven, adaptation, matchstick men, meet the parents, manchurian canditade, the ring, city of god, narc

 

ouf:p

[therock]

Ego leo na anikoun kathara stin katigoria.Exo na einai en merei.

 

To city of god einai mesa stis 5 kaliteres tainies pou exo dei,alla pros theou den einai peripeteia i komodia i thriller.Einai dramatiko koinoniko.

 

high fidlity einai black komodia,eternal sunshine einai ena periergo eidos,alla oxi komodia pros theou kai einai ontos poli kalo,kai ta ipoloipa pou eipes nai einai eyxarista san tainies,alla kai den gelas (toulaxiston oxi ego) kai den mporoun na xaraktiristous os tainies poiotitas!

 

finding nemo kai shreck einai kala,manchurian candidate kai ayto poli oreo senario alla ligo kourastiko + einai remake.

 

Matchstik men den metrage

 

thering nai ontos kalo,opos kai merika alla psixologika thriller.

[Blue_Guardian]

Tasoti, otan les oti oi h8opoioi dinoun thn psyxh ths manas tous, ennoeis to pai3imo tous? Atoma ta opoia fwnazoun kai briskontai se mia e3allh katastash opws oi prwtagwnistes exoun katalhf8ei apo amok. Gia na e3hgoumai: To pai3imo to 8ewrw akros yperboliko. Oi brysies perisseuoun. Mexri pote 8a 8ewrountai oi brysies kai to ta-exw-parei-teleiws-sto-kranio ekfrash texnhs.

Den diafwnw oti prokeitai kai gia ey8ynh tou skhno8eth kai tou senatriografou. Pragmatika, omws se epeise to pai3imo tous? Den xreiazetai na fwnazei, se shmeio na kleisei h fwnh tou, gia na tautistei me enan patera sta pro8yra ths neurikhs krishs.